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In reply to annie88 • 4:32p, 3/5/24

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annie88 said:
Being attacked by 60 Mins is like being gummed by a very old man who forgot to put in his dentures – gross, but ineffective https://t.co/6WQXshwJYJ
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 5, 2024

RUD is short hand for It Blew the F Up!!!

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5:12p, 3/5/24

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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.

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In reply to wessimo • 10:30p, 3/5/24

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wessimo said:
I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.

I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a look at him. He… pic.twitter.com/w1USFWs0p4
— Mike 🌵 (@Mike_TH1984) March 4, 2024

"but they taste like peppermint."

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6:28a, 3/6/24

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10:29a, 3/6/24

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pic.twitter.com/7FLZb3aKN0
— Sal the Agorist (@SallyMayweather) March 5, 2024

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10:39a, 3/6/24

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A little something to brighten your day!

😂👌🏼 pic.twitter.com/ernYD6sB7G
— Kat Kanada (@KatKanada_TM) March 5, 2024

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11:46a, 3/6/24

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pic.twitter.com/t3VA3eBDMY
— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) March 6, 2024

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11:47a, 3/6/24

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Raytheon Lowers Flags To Half-Staff After Nikki Haley Drops Out https://t.co/9byHMkUL2w pic.twitter.com/AApmTONZGa
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 6, 2024

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pic.twitter.com/RW5uOTYr9W
— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) March 6, 2024

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11:49a, 3/6/24

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Gn my dudes. Maybe pic.twitter.com/KWWKJgpWtN
— Daily Roman Updates (@UpdatingOnRome) March 6, 2024

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11:51a, 3/6/24

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This is what I've been saying for years. pic.twitter.com/Ym72nwkbM9
— Brutal Hermit (@BrutalHermit) March 5, 2024

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In reply to Demosthenes81 • 11:57a, 3/6/24

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I finally got to sleep about 5am this morning!

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12:08p, 3/6/24

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GM pic.twitter.com/tf13llFdei
— Forest Mommy🌲🗡💪🏹🌲🌲 (@ForestMommy) March 6, 2024

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12:48p, 3/6/24

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State Of The Union Will Just Be 90-Minute Broadcast Of Dumpster Engulfed In Flames https://t.co/ypXj59iFxf pic.twitter.com/AP64KWMT10
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 6, 2024

If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.

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1:04p, 3/6/24

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1:27p, 3/6/24

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"ROGER - OUT"

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1:54p, 3/6/24

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Biden's drug cocktail team prepping for the State of the Union pic.twitter.com/x3Mpth29Bm
— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) March 6, 2024

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1:57p, 3/6/24

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pic.twitter.com/T5qAFOi1Sl
— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) March 6, 2024

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In reply to Ag83 • 2:05p, 3/6/24

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Ag83 said:
pic.twitter.com/T5qAFOi1Sl
— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) March 6, 2024

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3:11p, 3/6/24

Real 😂 pic.twitter.com/mWAtCycbSK
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) March 6, 2024

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5:59p, 3/6/24

Is democracy using the courts to attack your political opponent? Or is it attempting to keep him off the ballot and then calling the courts illegitimate when they give you a 9-0 thump?
— Ol' Sarge (@_aTm2004) March 6, 2024

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6:11p, 3/6/24

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6:18p, 3/6/24

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That's crazy; hahaha … Trump burger and fries please

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7:57p, 3/6/24

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When you're lucky to live into your seventies or eighties, the difference of a few years doesn't matter all that much. Joe Biden and Donald Trump are effectively the same age. Let's use that as a baseline.

So this week, it's become clear the choice for this November is between… pic.twitter.com/el65gxRT1M
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) March 6, 2024

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8:01p, 3/6/24

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Coming soon… BIG MIKE.

It’s kind of like I Know What You Did Last Summer meets The Crying Game, I think. pic.twitter.com/FGJNWFH1n8
— Dr. Jebra Faushay (@JebraFaushay) March 5, 2024

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7:39a, 3/7/24

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— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) March 7, 2024

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In reply to annie88 • 9:20a, 3/7/24

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annie88 said:
NSFW

ATF agent can’t disassemble a Glock 💀 pic.twitter.com/f0n3ZxZAPx
— Mostly Peaceful Memes (@MostlyPeacefull) March 5, 2024

FWIW,

Getting that little tab on the glock just right to get the receiver off is way more difficult than it should be. It does take some practice to get it right.

Not that this is any excuse for a so-called "expert"

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