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So, there is a lot of talk about kids identifying as cats or dogs "furries", and this is hilarious. Imagine if you can, that one of my boys told me they thought they were a cat?

Sitting at the supper table son says: "Dad, I think I'm a cat!

Dad: "No son, you're a boy! "

My son: "No dad some of my friends at school identify as cats, they call themselves furries, and so do I !! It's my right and you can't do anything about it!"

Dad: "OK!! "

My son: "Hey, where's my supper? "

Dad: "Your supper is in the catfood bowl in the corner. Now get off the table you mangy cat!"

My son: "What???"

Dad: hits him with a broom, "get off the table furball!!"

My son in the corner looking bewildered!

Me to my wife : "Is that cat neutered"??

My wife: "I will make an appointment!! "

My son: "What??? "

Dad: "Your mother and I have decided we don't want a house cat, so get out to the barn and hunt mice!"

My son: "What???"

Dad: brandishes broom, "NOW, to the barn you stupid cat!!"

My son: "Dad, I think I'm a boy!"

Dad: "I thought so, now sit down and eat your supper!!"

Spay and neuter these animals. Stop them from reproducing. Today's society has enough fruit loops already.
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aggiehawg said:




If only SNL would go to that extreme
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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It's a good analogy but I feel sorry for that dog. First off animals are not vegetarians and they should not be forced to live on broccoli. Now maybe she was just doing this to be funny and it was just for second but I found it very mean spirited.

I know I know, lighten up, Francis, but poor pup.
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Reality smacks reporters in the face:

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annie88 said:



So, there is a lot of talk about kids identifying as cats or dogs "furries", and this is hilarious. Imagine if you can, that one of my boys told me they thought they were a cat?

Sitting at the supper table son says: "Dad, I think I'm a cat!

Dad: "No son, you're a boy! "

My son: "No dad some of my friends at school identify as cats, they call themselves furries, and so do I !! It's my right and you can't do anything about it!"

Dad: "OK!! "

My son: "Hey, where's my supper? "

Dad: "Your supper is in the catfood bowl in the corner. Now get off the table you mangy cat!"

My son: "What???"

Dad: hits him with a broom, "get off the table furball!!"

My son in the corner looking bewildered!

Me to my wife : "Is that cat neutered"??

My wife: "I will make an appointment!! "

My son: "What??? "

Dad: "Your mother and I have decided we don't want a house cat, so get out to the barn and hunt mice!"

My son: "What???"

Dad: brandishes broom, "NOW, to the barn you stupid cat!!"

My son: "Dad, I think I'm a boy!"

Dad: "I thought so, now sit down and eat your supper!!"

Spay and neuter these animals. Stop them from reproducing. Today's society has enough fruit loops already.

To me, when the kid said, "Dad, I think I'm a cat.", the dad should have replied, "No, son, you're just a *****. Now get outta my house!"
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Awesome!

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Such a beautiful culture.
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"Freedom is never more than one election away from extinction"
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"Freedom is never more than one election away from extinction"
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TexAgs91 said:




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The latest blow

12 year old hoose laughed and laughed and laughed.
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