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Devout Catholic Joe Biden Gives Up Cognitive Tests For Lent https://t.co/WpbEpQvttV pic.twitter.com/r9KD1mU47M
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) February 14, 2024
Domestic Extremists All Helpfully Label Themselves For FBI https://t.co/olXlO0shRN pic.twitter.com/jQvfRWn1UO
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) February 14, 2024
Woman Swoons At Brave Man Who Is Standing Up To The Corporate Greed Of Valentine's Day By Not Getting Her Anything https://t.co/7bagDdlUB0 pic.twitter.com/LjMpb0UjeE
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) February 14, 2024
Perhaps beetle juice was a better mayor than this guy
BREAKING: Mayor Brandon Johnson ends the use of ShotSpotter in Chicago.
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) February 14, 2024
ShotSpotter is a high-tech system that alerts and directs cops when gunshots are fired in Chicago. Critics say it targets minorities.
The contract expires on Friday, but Mayor Johnson is keeping it until… pic.twitter.com/2dw16vtKNI
captkirk said:
So no guns for lefties then?? Got it!!
Queue the "your terms are acceptable" meme...
So are they just pissed that Jay Z is a billionaire?
Democrats in Congress are focused on the real issues facing the United States
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) February 14, 2024
Today they created the Hip Hop Task Force to harness the power of hip hop to ensure racial equity: pic.twitter.com/7tMoS5T1VE
You know, it's funny. He is actually worse than her and Adams is worse than Deblasio in some ways. Really didn't think that was possible and either situation.
For those Republicans in Congress who think they can oppose funding for Ukraine and not be held to account:
— President Biden (@POTUS) February 14, 2024
History is watching.
Hank Johnson solemnly searching the skyline for evidence of island tip overs in the background is great.
Missed opportunity there. Should have gone with *Yung
sick... is "decency" really going to be on the ballot again?
Oh dear God in Heaven.
— 3Gun Gorilla (@GomesBolt) February 15, 2024
They just released a photo of the Russian Nuke Satellite. pic.twitter.com/wQeTu9uqoR
Demosthenes81 said:Oh dear God in Heaven.
— 3Gun Gorilla (@GomesBolt) February 15, 2024
They just released a photo of the Russian Nuke Satellite. pic.twitter.com/wQeTu9uqoR
I have to admit it took me a minute or two to figure this out. I was like "why is it an acorn?"
😂😂😂💀 pic.twitter.com/f9FRIgzgyg
— Jenna Ellis (@JennaEllisEsq) February 15, 2024
But they're BOTH so OLD! Gandalf can barely remember his passwords and even forgot that people called him Gandalf (yikes), while Saruman betrayed the Free Peoples of middle-earth and led an insurrection that stormed Helm's Deep. You can see how they're equally bad choices. pic.twitter.com/NL60WbpYUD
— JRR Jokien (@joshcarlosjosh) February 15, 2024
This video also explains the American tax system in precisely 7 seconds pic.twitter.com/Vn8q9QGadF
— Garbage Human (@GarbageHuman23) February 15, 2024
I'm not laughing at the situation, or the poor people that were injured or killed, but this is just too insane. Yeah, a black thug shot up the parade because some people don't like Taylor Swift.
Tiktoker blames the mass shooting at a super bowl celebration in Missouri on Republicans because some of them said they don’t like Taylor Swift pic.twitter.com/X6491R062d
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) February 15, 2024
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
Quote:
A new deck of playing cards designed by peace activists that has gone viral and sold out online has branded US politicians as "war criminals" over their support for Israel's offensive in Gaza and has taken aim exclusively at Democrats.
'Failed candidate' Hillary Clinton, 'joker' Obama mocked in 'war criminals' deck of cards sold by peace activists
https://nypost.com/2024/02/15/business/satirical-card-deck-blames-democrats-for-war-crimes-in-gaza/
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) February 15, 2024
OMG HAHAHAHA
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) February 15, 2024
ShotSpotter just REJECTED an offer by Mayor Brandon Johnson to keep their technology in Chicago until after this summer's DNC
The gunshot-detection technology will be disabled starting Friday in Chicago
Democratic leaders in Chicago are fuming at Mayor Johnson… pic.twitter.com/RBG2NZhe1M
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
It's parents are proud! Standing up and telling it's truth.
She doesn’t look a day under 135-years-old. https://t.co/8Idsds40Li
— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) February 15, 2024