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10:57a, 1/26/24

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Biden and Mayorkas reading up on what to do next

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— Lord of the Rings Memes (@TheLOTRMemes) January 25, 2024

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11:20a, 1/26/24

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Fiction writer till the end. https://t.co/Jf49YuGF4N
— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) January 26, 2024

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In reply to HunterAggie • 2:05p, 1/26/24

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HunterAggie said:
oh no said:
Dave from NBC reached out for comment about a DEI piece he’s writing. Dave is white so he’s probably a privileged oppressor. I told him I will only talk to black, Latinx, or LGBTQ reporters ✊🏽 pic.twitter.com/JXCJpcJayT
— Chaya Raichik (@ChayaRaichik10) January 25, 2024

please, please let this NBC so-called journalist reply.

This needs to keep going.

Did not remember this was the libs of tick tock lady

The world needs mean tweets

My Pronouns Ultra and MAGA

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4:11p, 1/26/24

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Biden Says Texas Has Till End Of Day To Remove Razor Wire Or Else Frinlerbagsuzzit Dorblelerg https://t.co/82ddWJK63V pic.twitter.com/au161TDOxZ
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 26, 2024

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5:44p, 1/26/24

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— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) January 26, 2024

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6:23p, 1/26/24

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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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In reply to Demosthenes81 • 8:41p, 1/26/24

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9:13p, 1/26/24

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The year is 2024

Texas leads a coalition of over 20 states who oppose the federal government

Taylor Swift is the biggest name in professional football

Ben Shapiro is the number one rapper in the country

It’s only January
— Auron MacIntyre (@AuronMacintyre) January 27, 2024

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12:22a, 1/27/24

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What the f- pic.twitter.com/nNyfWJRnGI
— Joe Biden Press Release (Parody) (@joebldenpress) January 27, 2024

Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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5:58a, 1/27/24

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Maybe allowing women to be judges wasn't a good idea. pic.twitter.com/4XaTS7JNja
— RAMZPAUL (@ramzpaul) January 26, 2024

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6:14a, 1/27/24

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6:46a, 1/27/24

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— I,Hypocrite (@lporiginalg) January 26, 2024

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11:08a, 1/27/24

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I should never laugh pic.twitter.com/tCjv5PMVVq
— Enez Özen | Enezator (@Enezator) January 27, 2024

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11:17a, 1/27/24

10 states with the most guns per capita:

1. Montana (66.4% of adults)
2. Wyoming (66% of adults)
3. Alaska (64.5% of adults)
4. Idaho (60.1% of adults)
5. WV (58.5% of adults)
6. AR (57.2% of adults)
7. MS (56.3% of adults)
8. AL (55.2% of adults)
9. SD (55.1% of adults)
10. ND…
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) January 26, 2024

I appreciate the sentiment but why aren't we on that list. C'mon y'all, go out and buy some more guns.

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In reply to Twisted Helix • 11:20a, 1/27/24

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Twisted Helix said:
10 states with the most guns per capita:

1. Montana (66.4% of adults)
2. Wyoming (66% of adults)
3. Alaska (64.5% of adults)
4. Idaho (60.1% of adults)
5. WV (58.5% of adults)
6. AR (57.2% of adults)
7. MS (56.3% of adults)
8. AL (55.2% of adults)
9. SD (55.1% of adults)
10. ND…
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) January 26, 2024

I appreciate the sentiment but why aren't we on that list. C'mon y'all, go out and buy some more guns....

Heh......guns that they KNOW of.

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In reply to Twisted Helix • 11:27a, 1/27/24

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Twisted Helix said:
10 states with the most guns per capita:

1. Montana (66.4% of adults)
2. Wyoming (66% of adults)
3. Alaska (64.5% of adults)
4. Idaho (60.1% of adults)
5. WV (58.5% of adults)
6. AR (57.2% of adults)
7. MS (56.3% of adults)
8. AL (55.2% of adults)
9. SD (55.1% of adults)
10. ND…
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) January 26, 2024

I appreciate the sentiment but why aren't we on that list. C'mon y'all, go out and buy some more guns.

This saddens me. Texas is not even in the top half let alone the top ten.

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In reply to USAFAg • 11:27a, 1/27/24

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So many guns in so many lakes, dang boats do more for gun control than the dems

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In reply to Twisted Helix • 11:56a, 1/27/24

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Twisted Helix said:
10 states with the most guns per capita:

1. Montana (66.4% of adults)
2. Wyoming (66% of adults)
3. Alaska (64.5% of adults)
4. Idaho (60.1% of adults)
5. WV (58.5% of adults)
6. AR (57.2% of adults)
7. MS (56.3% of adults)
8. AL (55.2% of adults)
9. SD (55.1% of adults)
10. ND…
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) January 26, 2024

I appreciate the sentiment but why aren't we on that list. C'mon y'all, go out and buy some more guns.

Large population and several very large liberal cities. Good chance we have more total but not per capita.

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12:16p, 1/27/24

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Texas Politely Declines Dallas Cowboys' Offer To Send Offensive Line To Guard Border https://t.co/kubRY4Mekd pic.twitter.com/sCC2X4rUg1
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 27, 2024

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12:34p, 1/27/24

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1:35p, 1/27/24

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— SusanSez (@SezSusan) January 27, 2024

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In reply to chjoak • 1:37p, 1/27/24

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chjoak said:
Twisted Helix said:
10 states with the most guns per capita:

1. Montana (66.4% of adults)
2. Wyoming (66% of adults)
3. Alaska (64.5% of adults)
4. Idaho (60.1% of adults)
5. WV (58.5% of adults)
6. AR (57.2% of adults)
7. MS (56.3% of adults)
8. AL (55.2% of adults)
9. SD (55.1% of adults)
10. ND…
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) January 26, 2024

I appreciate the sentiment but why aren't we on that list. C'mon y'all, go out and buy some more guns.

Large population and several very large liberal cities. Good chance we have more total but not per capita.

That was my guess, all those states have small populations.

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In reply to Twisted Helix • 2:34p, 1/27/24

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I may not be the smartest guy on TexAgs, but "per capita" expressed as a percentage????

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In reply to CanyonAg77 • 3:06p, 1/27/24

CanyonAg77 said:
I may not be the smartest guy on TexAgs, but "per capita" expressed as a percentage????

Definitely poorly/incorrectly worded. I assume it should be highest percentage gun ownership in terms of percentage of population.

On an aside, I just added to the Idaho number, about to get my sister in there as well.

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3:17p, 1/27/24

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— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) January 27, 2024

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In reply to nortex97 • 4:35p, 1/27/24

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nortex97 said:
Maybe allowing women to be judges wasn't a good idea. pic.twitter.com/4XaTS7JNja
— RAMZPAUL (@ramzpaul) January 26, 2024

Correction…maybe allowing LEFTIST JUDICIAL ACTIVISTS to be judges wasn't a good idea.

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6:28p, 1/27/24

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7:03p, 1/27/24

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😂 pic.twitter.com/d7JX5UbVm2
— A Man Of Memes (@RickyDoggin) January 28, 2024

Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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8:34p, 1/27/24

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8:36p, 1/27/24

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I find it hard to believe that even that many dead people approve of your job performance. I feel like even the dead are rolling in their graves.
— Alec (@Alec_USA) January 28, 2024

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8:49a, 1/28/24

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I never saw this… epic! pic.twitter.com/QHRHdZTNCX
— @amuse (@amuse) January 28, 2024

…Even Better!

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10:25a, 1/28/24

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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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10:27a, 1/28/24

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Michelle Obama raped me.

That thing was HUGE.

I want $83 million and I want it now.
— Joey Mannarino (@JoeyMannarinoUS) January 28, 2024

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