FBI Warns Of Extremist MAGA Plot To Go To A Polling Location And Vote For Preferred Candidate https://t.co/4OCqOQmg3x pic.twitter.com/NFb5S0erCQ
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Australian Prime Minister Harold Holt disappeared while swimming in 1967 and was never found again.
— Sunny (@sunnyright) January 19, 2024
One of the ways the country remembered him was through the Harold Holt Memorial Swimming Center.
Which seems like kind of a dick move tbh.
TRM said:Australian Prime Minister Harold Holt disappeared while swimming in 1967 and was never found again.
— Sunny (@sunnyright) January 19, 2024
One of the ways the country remembered him was through the Harold Holt Memorial Swimming Center.
Which seems like kind of a dick move tbh.
He swims like I play golf. I love to play and it's fun; but I am very bad at it.
captkirk said:
Look like that mf from Beakmans world.
Late stage communism is so absurdly comical at times. This entire communist country has fewer amenities than one capitalist cruise ship! https://t.co/OY8TaJQ6Wx pic.twitter.com/LampHYCznk
— Conor Friedersdorf (@conor64) January 18, 2024
As someone who's done a lot of "advance" work in politics, I'm really curious who screwed up & approved this podium sign for @FLOTUS. Either that or they're trolling us. pic.twitter.com/UptR5qiigq
— William J. Smith (@WilliamJSmithJr) January 17, 2024
TRM said:Australian Prime Minister Harold Holt disappeared while swimming in 1967 and was never found again.
— Sunny (@sunnyright) January 19, 2024
One of the ways the country remembered him was through the Harold Holt Memorial Swimming Center.
Which seems like kind of a dick move tbh.
Well Mickey Leland died in a plane crash and he has his own airport.
City Of Chicago Sues Murder Victims For Not Getting Out Of The Way Of Bullets https://t.co/OtJ5DhsIHL pic.twitter.com/VOn4jG0JsR
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 19, 2024
Kamala Enjoys Finally Being Smartest Person In The Room https://t.co/KmGUph5Whl pic.twitter.com/UK1DAU7x8F
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 18, 2024
Debatable.
Kamala Enjoys Finally Being Smartest Person In The Room https://t.co/KmGUph5Whl pic.twitter.com/UK1DAU7x8F
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 18, 2024
Child Who Dreamt Of Being NFL Referee Gets Devastating News That He Was Born With 20/20 Vision https://t.co/0uFNSRtWXV pic.twitter.com/GH6mUa1w4Y
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 17, 2024
The CEO of United can cross-dress & walk on all fours like an animal before doing a sexually explicit dance for his employees.
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) January 18, 2024
And nothing will happen.
But if there was a photo of him wearing a MAGA hat it would be the end of his career.
Corporate culture is sick. https://t.co/8yOFOVvhLt
LOL - stop it. https://t.co/diwihLtxnz
— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) January 17, 2024
Bondag said:
Well Mickey Leland died in a plane crash and he has his own airport.
Good point. Lots of airports named for people who died in air crashes. Edwards AFB, Rick Husband Airport, many, many others
This...person...is CEO of a BILLION dollar company; and does this in public? I guess some can really "be yourself" with no ramifications. I cannot imagine working for a company with this type of leadership and having to tell people, "Yup, that's my boss." But I guess everyone in the military must say the same thing about their "boss", a president that can't walk up stairs without help from his wife.
Rep. Barbara Lee: “I was walking to the Capitol and a man stopped me, a white guy, and told me I could not get into the members’ elevator...He told me it was for members only. I said, 'Sir, I’m a member of Congress' and showed him my pin. And he said, 'Whose pin did you steal?'" pic.twitter.com/RGhOpfTMjM
— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) January 19, 2024
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
annie88 said:Rep. Barbara Lee: “I was walking to the Capitol and a man stopped me, a white guy, and told me I could not get into the members’ elevator...He told me it was for members only. I said, 'Sir, I’m a member of Congress' and showed him my pin. And he said, 'Whose pin did you steal?'" pic.twitter.com/RGhOpfTMjM
— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) January 19, 2024
If it really happened, she should request the security camera footage.
Surely there are cameras at that elevator.
Biz Ag said:Child Who Dreamt Of Being NFL Referee Gets Devastating News That He Was Born With 20/20 Vision https://t.co/0uFNSRtWXV pic.twitter.com/GH6mUa1w4Y
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 17, 2024
I'm sure there is a surgery to correct that.
Just have your grade-school teacher schedule it whether your parents approve or not.
HunterAggie
The Elko Era has begun
The Elko Era has begun
I don't normally advocate for violence against anyone's lover but if the Houthis fire one more rocket at us we should kill every goat in Yemen.
— Jimmy Failla (@jimmyfailla) January 19, 2024
Biden's nominee for chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff made a similar claim about a reserved parking space because he was black. I don't believe him either.
FJB
Biz Ag said:Child Who Dreamt Of Being NFL Referee Gets Devastating News That He Was Born With 20/20 Vision https://t.co/0uFNSRtWXV pic.twitter.com/GH6mUa1w4Y
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 17, 2024
I'm literally sitting in a CS restaurant resisting the urge to show this to DJ Durkin who is at the next table over.
A fearful society is a compliant society. That's why Democrats and criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed. Gun Control is not about guns, it's about control.
Ask him if he's being retained on staff in an off field support role. This was contended yesterday
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Guess she changed her mind.
We have this video of Nikki Haley saying she won’t run against Trump. This is direct proof of her status as a liar. She also denied the allegations that she cheated on her husband. Does anyone believe her? pic.twitter.com/e1uhWlXijG
— JKash 🍊MAGA Queen (@JKash000) January 19, 2024
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
CanyonAg77 said:annie88 said:Rep. Barbara Lee: “I was walking to the Capitol and a man stopped me, a white guy, and told me I could not get into the members’ elevator...He told me it was for members only. I said, 'Sir, I’m a member of Congress' and showed him my pin. And he said, 'Whose pin did you steal?'" pic.twitter.com/RGhOpfTMjM
— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) January 19, 2024
If it really happened, she should request the security camera footage.
Surely there are cameras at that elevator.
That story sounded a lot more captivating in her imagination. I guess that's what she imagined a racist might say. Why not add "this is maga country !"
🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: Alec Baldwin was just indicted in the Fatal Rust shooting on 2 counts of Manslaughter. When Democrats said Donald Trump was going to jail I never thought they meant this. pic.twitter.com/WoLtUKyPaR
— Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives (@dom_lucre) January 19, 2024
Is he really a drag queen, or did he just get dressed up to do a skit as Lady Gaga and lip-sync 'Poker Face'?Biz Ag said:The CEO of United can cross-dress & walk on all fours like an animal before doing a sexually explicit dance for his employees.
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) January 18, 2024
And nothing will happen.
But if there was a photo of him wearing a MAGA hat it would be the end of his career.
Corporate culture is sick. https://t.co/8yOFOVvhLt
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
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