Don't you go ruining our fantasies!!!CanyonAg77 said:
Active duty, yes.
Pilot?
Not yet, though she does have a pilot slot.
She was going to Harvard for grad school, which is why she hasn't gone to SUPT yet. Impressive to be picked for a grad school straight out of USAFA.
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Anchorman referenceCanyonAg77 said:aggiejayrod said:
Women pilots? Now we gotta worry about bear attacks. Crazy world we live in
I'm hoping this is a friendly jab, and you know about my daughter.
I'm still trying to figure out how someone can be this stupid?
And she is the VP of the USA.
And she is the VP of the USA.
Kamala does math now, you guys...
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Ag with kids said:Don't you go ruining our fantasies!!!CanyonAg77 said:
Active duty, yes.
Pilot?
Not yet, though she does have a pilot slot.
She was going to Harvard for grad school, which is why she hasn't gone to SUPT yet. Impressive to be picked for a grad school straight out of USAFA.
Just put them on hold. She'll be Miss America for a year, then about a year of pilot training, assuming she stays healthy and accepts her slot.
Maybe hold yourself off for a while with one of my daughter's friends, "Rebel", who was the F-16 demo pilot the last year or so,
https://skiesmag.com/news/meet-capt-aimee-rebel-fiedler-f16-viper-demo-team-pilot/
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Anchorman reference
CanyonAg77 said:I do better with references from Mel Brooks movies, and Airplane!Quote:
Anchorman reference
Surely you can't be serious.
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
When our son was in high school, there was some class discussion and a girl said to him, "Surely, you can't be serious".
He responded with the line from Airplane!
Might have been the proudest I was of him to that point.
When our son was in high school, there was some class discussion and a girl said to him, "Surely, you can't be serious".
He responded with the line from Airplane!
Might have been the proudest I was of him to that point.
There is always room for fluent jive speakers hereCanyonAg77 said:I do better with references from Mel Brooks movies, and Airplane!Quote:
Anchorman reference
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Very strange.
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And of course it was a woman. Everyone in the sports world and fan knows that Detroit has a dome.
Oh wait apparently she doesn't. That is damn embarrassing.
He handled it well, but wouldn't you have just have loved him to say "oh, bless your heart dear." And yes, I know he couldn't do it.
Some of the replies are hilarious.
Oh wait apparently she doesn't. That is damn embarrassing.
He handled it well, but wouldn't you have just have loved him to say "oh, bless your heart dear." And yes, I know he couldn't do it.
Some of the replies are hilarious.
The reporter as soon as Bowles said they play indoors in a dome: pic.twitter.com/ktOAHPndm1
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Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
Yes, but at least none of the women are under age.annie88 said:
Very strange.An average day in the life of an alpha male.
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annie88 said:
And of course it was a woman. Everyone in the sports, world and van knows that Detroit has a dome.
Oh wait apparently she doesn't. That is damn embarrassing.
He handled it well, but wouldn't you have just have loved him to say "oh, bless your heart dear." And yes, I know he couldn't do it.
Some of the replies are hilarious.The reporter as soon as Bowles said they play indoors in a dome: pic.twitter.com/ktOAHPndm1
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