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Not funny, but damn straight.

Dear Americans,

Please allow me, as a European woman that is not even allowed to carry pepperspray, to tell you:

Hang onto that Second Amendment of yours for dear life. pic.twitter.com/qtwVSiya23
— Eva Vlaardingerbroek (@EvaVlaar) December 27, 2023

Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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In reply to ravingfans • 4:54p, 12/27/23

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ravingfans said:
Took me a while...

Kelso voice because he won't give her his coat.

That was easy

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In reply to Ag with kids • 6:10p, 12/27/23

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Ag with kids said:
justcallmeharry said:
Canada Requires All Men's Rooms To Have Tampons In Case Of Justin Trudeau Visit https://t.co/V0viy3AFci pic.twitter.com/LIt6zWayjX
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) December 27, 2023

Not the Bee??

Disturbing how one person's mental illness can spread to an entire culture when power is misused. https://t.co/ipLsfJMJjj
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) December 26, 2023

I was in a Google building last month for a conference.

They had tampons in the men's bathroom there.

Speaking of the left's obsrssion with the iconography of tampons, I was in DC for a trade show in October and I was booked to stay at Hotel Xena (company groupreservation). Indeed, it is a theme hotel for militant feminism named after the Warrior Princess herself. In the hotel bar was a giant wall sized mosaic of Ruth Bader Ginsberg constructed of colored tampons.

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Thankfully she put her ego above everything else and instead of resigning when she fell ill we were blessed with Amy Coney Barrett appointed as her replacement.

ETA: Her lasting legacy will be a solid conservative SCOTUS 6-3 majority for decades to come.

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In reply to Ulysses90 • 8:28p, 12/27/23

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I think we have to call them tampons of color now

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Aggie12B said:

And don't forget, no one would give a rats ass about Meghan Markle, if she had not married Harry. She would've been another barely known D-list actress

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NEW: Delta employee fed up with the pronoun police & threatens to kick man out of LaGuardia airport who whined about being "misgendered."

Give this man a raise!

"Wasn't intentional. But if you want to take it personal, that's ok."

The person in the video, a friend of Dylan… pic.twitter.com/KfC1ojMGln
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) December 26, 2023

Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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11:36p, 12/27/23

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What a way to go...

Markus Imhoof used mini-helicopters & high-speed cameras to capture an extraordinary video of a queen bee inflight mating.

The ejaculation of a drone bee is so powerful that his endophallus ruptures and he quickly dies.pic.twitter.com/YKF9OtBYdv
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) December 27, 2023

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In reply to aggie93 • 11:39p, 12/27/23

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aggie93 said:
What a way to go...

Markus Imhoof used mini-helicopters & high-speed cameras to capture an extraordinary video of a queen bee inflight mating.

The ejaculation of a drone bee is so powerful that his endophallus ruptures and he quickly dies.pic.twitter.com/YKF9OtBYdv
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) December 27, 2023

Dead? Doesn't matter, had sex.

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In reply to Ulysses90 • 12:23a, 12/28/23

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Ulysses90 said:
Ag with kids said:
justcallmeharry said:
Canada Requires All Men's Rooms To Have Tampons In Case Of Justin Trudeau Visit https://t.co/V0viy3AFci pic.twitter.com/LIt6zWayjX
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) December 27, 2023

Not the Bee??

Disturbing how one person's mental illness can spread to an entire culture when power is misused. https://t.co/ipLsfJMJjj
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) December 26, 2023

I was in a Google building last month for a conference.

They had tampons in the men's bathroom there.

Speaking of the left's obsrssion with the iconography of tampons, I was in DC for a trade show in October and I was booked to stay at Hotel Xena (company groupreservation). Indeed, it is a theme hotel for militant feminism named after the Warrior Princess herself. In the hotel bar was a giant wall sized mosaic of Ruth Bader Ginsberg constructed of colored tampons.

I really want through a gallon of water on that

The world needs mean tweets

My Pronouns Ultra and MAGA

Trump 2024

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12:47p, 12/28/23

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This poor girl. pic.twitter.com/80ruzT0BD6
— Dr. Jebra Faushay (@JebraFaushay) December 28, 2023

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You're half right. I don't make money. I donate 100% of anything I raise to families who need help.

As for the remorse part? I've felt more guilt about leaving the toilet seat up at the airport than I do about J6. https://t.co/v6whdIlaIp
— The Lectern Guy🇺🇸 (@lecternleader) December 27, 2023

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Great song!!

I SERIOUSLY HATE IT when Yugoslavia gets my tax dollars! 😤 pic.twitter.com/2M5DzgZIoC
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) December 28, 2023

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Which South Carolinian answers questions better? pic.twitter.com/kestEkUwDr
— Right Wing Dad (@RightWingDad) December 28, 2023

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