*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****

9,879,147 Views | 79714 Replies | Last: 15 min ago by captkirk
richardag
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to Ag83 • 11:24a, 10/30/23
Ag83 said:
LOL, absolute truth
Among the latter, under pretence of governing they have divided their nations into two classes, wolves and sheep.”
Thomas Jefferson, Letter to Edward Carrington, January 16, 1787
Reply Quote
11
aggie93
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to HoustonAg2106 • 11:26a, 10/30/23
AG
HoustonAg2106 said:
aggie93 said:




What's the hardest part about roller skating?


Telling your parents you're gay
Back in the day Roller Skate rinks were actually a good place to cruise for chicks. Watch some '80s movies.
"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

Ronald Reagan
Reply Quote
13
Biz Ag
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
11:26a, 10/30/23
AG
Reply Quote
34
1 edit
Biz Ag
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
11:28a, 10/30/23
AG
Reply Quote
35
Biz Ag
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
11:44a, 10/30/23
AG
[url=https://x.com/iluminatibot/status/1718689207692956149?s=20][/url]
Reply Quote
39
1 edit
Demosthenes81
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
12:57p, 10/30/23
AG
Yeah, yeah I know, correlation and causation, blah blah blah
Reply Quote
33
2 edits
DamnGood86
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to Demosthenes81 • 1:58p, 10/30/23
AG
It has not aged well for conservatives. They mocked us then and they have continued to mock us.

For them, it is all going exactly as planned.
Reply Quote
4
2 edits
Ag83
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
2:07p, 10/30/23
AG
Reply Quote
23
rab79
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
2:11p, 10/30/23
AG
Reply Quote
21
rab79
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
2:14p, 10/30/23
AG
Reply Quote
33
HtownAg92
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to aggie93 • 3:31p, 10/30/23
AG
aggie93 said:
HoustonAg2106 said:
aggie93 said:




What's the hardest part about roller skating?


Telling your parents you're gay
Back in the day Roller Skate rinks were actually a good place to cruise for chicks. Watch some '80s movies.
Roller rinks and malls were THE places to cruise chicks. Slow skating hand-in-hand to a Commodores jam, in between games of Tempest or Galaga, was what Saturday nights were made of.
Reply Quote
13
Ag83
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
3:50p, 10/30/23
AG
Reply Quote
38
Ag83
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
3:51p, 10/30/23
AG
Reply Quote
29
CoppellAg93
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
4:17p, 10/30/23
AG
Reply Quote
38
captkirk
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
4:45p, 10/30/23
AG
Reply Quote
14
captkirk
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
4:46p, 10/30/23
AG
Reply Quote
39
captkirk
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
4:47p, 10/30/23
AG
Reply Quote
53
JPAg88
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
6:06p, 10/30/23
AG

Reply Quote
19
taxpreparer
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to Ag83 • 6:18p, 10/30/23
AG
Ag83 said:


Find a pharmacist to interpret it for you.
Reply Quote
4
CoppellAg93
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
6:34p, 10/30/23
AG
Reply Quote
29
ravingfans
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to captkirk • 6:45p, 10/30/23
AG
captkirk said:

ouch! that one's gonna leave a mark!
Reply Quote
2
ravingfans
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to captkirk • 6:53p, 10/30/23
AG
captkirk said:
it is all a part of a pattern of Globalism and New World Order. All of the three letter acronym agencies are infested with people with an agenda to bring it about. Look at the charter of the UN and the 17 "sustainable development goals"...
Reply Quote
6
annie88
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
8:36p, 10/30/23
AG
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Reply Quote
16
annie88
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to HoustonAg2106 • 8:38p, 10/30/23
AG
What's the hardest part about roller skating?


Telling your parents you're gay

Tell me you're too young to have experienced the 70s and 80s without telling me you're too young to have experienced the 70s and 80s.
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Reply Quote
19
1 edit
annie88
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
8:39p, 10/30/23
AG
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Reply Quote
11
captkirk
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
9:01p, 10/30/23
AG
Reply Quote
44
Demosthenes81
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to captkirk • 9:05p, 10/30/23
AG
captkirk said:


But can he play linebacker?
Reply Quote
7
captkirk
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
9:08p, 10/30/23
AG
Reply Quote
10
captkirk
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
9:15p, 10/30/23
AG
Reply Quote
23
dudeabides
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to captkirk • 9:23p, 10/30/23
AG
captkirk said:
Reply Quote
17
CanyonAg77
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to captkirk • 10:11p, 10/30/23
AG
Coke, it's the real thing.
Reply Quote
5
Aggie12B
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:12p, 10/30/23
AG
Reply Quote
20
Aggie12B
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:14p, 10/30/23
AG
Reply Quote
31
Aggie12B
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:15p, 10/30/23
AG
Reply Quote
30
Aggie12B
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:34p, 10/30/23
AG
Reply Quote
22
First Page Last Page
Page 1854 of 2278 ▼
 
×
subscribe Verify your student status
See Subscription Benefits
Trial only available to users who have never subscribed or participated in a previous trial.