Semper Fi!
— Chesty (@ChestyPullerGst) August 24, 2023
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— Fight With Memes (@fightwithmemes) August 24, 2023
Confused Mike Pence Under Impression He's Running For President Of Ukrainehttps://t.co/h62fklhkso
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 24, 2023
Trump better make his mugshot epic. I’m want it on a t-shirt. 😎
— Amiri King (@AmiriKing) August 24, 2023
Big smile from the GOAT! 🫡 pic.twitter.com/4yNgaNfV7x
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) August 24, 2023
Tucker referring to Chris Wallace:
— Juanita Broaddrick (@atensnut) August 24, 2023
“Bitchy little man”. 😂😂😂
pic.twitter.com/URrv4h8y9m
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
They were staying at the 5* St. Regis Houston in the aftermath of Harvey until the media exposed them. Moved into a Holiday Inn after that.hunter2012 said:
Daily reminder that the government and all of it's officials do not give 2 sh*ts about the citizenry, and they never will.
— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) August 24, 2023
The dude is not a fan of Fani. Says she went to school with his sister and she was a POS then, and still is.
nsfw and the T-shirt is definitely making a statement.
nsfw and the T-shirt is definitely making a statement.
What do you think about the indictment? @ScooterCasterNY asked a Trump supporter, "It's all a bunch of bullshit!" pic.twitter.com/Dy8GtWnoub
— FreedomNews.Tv FNTV (@FreedomNTV) August 24, 2023
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
If you believe this woman is sending Trump to prison I have some snake oil you might be interested in. pic.twitter.com/yE9FjQobOp
— Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives (@dom_lucre) August 24, 2023
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
WOW!!
I’ve noticed a lot of presidential candidates seem to think they’re running to be president of Ukraine, not America.
— Kevin Sorbo (@ksorbs) August 24, 2023
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
A mugshot can be a badge of honor. Solzhenitsyn had one. Gandhi. Mandela. And this guy! #TrumpMugShot pic.twitter.com/07Ni980ALc
— Dinesh D'Souza (@DineshDSouza) August 24, 2023
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
HE'S BACK pic.twitter.com/7ZHPuhzjZn
— Sol🎬 (@Solmemes1) August 25, 2023
Last night at a concert in New Jersey, rock legend Carlos Santana said “when God made you and me, before we came out of the womb, you know who you are and what you are… a woman is a woman and a man is a man.”
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) August 24, 2023
pic.twitter.com/zCZibZIkM2
This is a bit awkward, but I think he was just trying to smile.
Still, funny.
Still, funny.
"Be sure to smile Ron at the end of the debate to try and dispel the notion you're cold and robotic."
— ☢️Nuka🫥 (@CoolNuka) August 24, 2023
Ron Desantis: pic.twitter.com/QF0ACegzqM
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
I have seen this before, but it is just sheer joy.
I’m sure many of you have seen this, but if you you haven’t, your day just got better. Enjoy! pic.twitter.com/nNCzg00T8Y
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) August 24, 2023
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
I always like with this guy has to say.
This may be Senator Kennedy's most SAVAGE takedown of the Biden Crime Family yet— You'll be in TEARS:
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) August 25, 2023
"Huntergate is about two things: privilege and sleaze... President Biden and many members of the media lecture us incisively about the injustice of privilege. But to me, that's… pic.twitter.com/YZwfBOfdEy
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
TyHolden said:HE'S BACK pic.twitter.com/7ZHPuhzjZn
— Sol🎬 (@Solmemes1) August 25, 2023
That's hilarious.
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
CDC Announces Deadly New 'Electionyearicron' Covid Variant
ATLANTA, GA The Center for Disease Control warned Americans this week to resume all contact precautions due to a new and rapidly-spreading "Electionyearicron" Covid variant.
CDC director Bob Cohen spoke with reporters Wednesday to announce the new variant. "'Electionyearicron' is thought to be the most disruptive variant yet, and will be here all through 2024 until approximately November sixth," said Mr. Cohen. "So everyone, stay home and get ready to vote by mail!"
The White House hosted an immediate press conference to address the dangerous new variant. "We're thrilled - I mean, um, alarmed - to hear of this deadly new 'Electionyearicron' variant," said White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. "The President says we'll probably just go ahead and cancel the general elections next year as a precaution. It's the only way to really flatten the curve. You don't want to kill grandma, do you?"
The CDC has released guidelines once again encouraging social distancing and the wearing of masks. "It's the best way to love your neighbor," said Mr. Cohen. "The government will let you know just as soon as it's safe to end quarantine, which we project to be immediately after the next election is over. Just to give Americans an extra sense of assurance, we are calling Dr. Fauci back out of retirement so everyone knows they can trust our word. Stay home, stay safe!"
As of press time, millions of middle-class liberal women had already sewn their N95 masks directly onto their faces as a precaution.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
ATLANTA, GA The Center for Disease Control warned Americans this week to resume all contact precautions due to a new and rapidly-spreading "Electionyearicron" Covid variant.
CDC director Bob Cohen spoke with reporters Wednesday to announce the new variant. "'Electionyearicron' is thought to be the most disruptive variant yet, and will be here all through 2024 until approximately November sixth," said Mr. Cohen. "So everyone, stay home and get ready to vote by mail!"
The White House hosted an immediate press conference to address the dangerous new variant. "We're thrilled - I mean, um, alarmed - to hear of this deadly new 'Electionyearicron' variant," said White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. "The President says we'll probably just go ahead and cancel the general elections next year as a precaution. It's the only way to really flatten the curve. You don't want to kill grandma, do you?"
The CDC has released guidelines once again encouraging social distancing and the wearing of masks. "It's the best way to love your neighbor," said Mr. Cohen. "The government will let you know just as soon as it's safe to end quarantine, which we project to be immediately after the next election is over. Just to give Americans an extra sense of assurance, we are calling Dr. Fauci back out of retirement so everyone knows they can trust our word. Stay home, stay safe!"
As of press time, millions of middle-class liberal women had already sewn their N95 masks directly onto their faces as a precaution.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
'The U.S. Is Not A Banana Republic,' Says Biden While Showing Off Cool New Uniform https://t.co/j45I57YAN6 pic.twitter.com/mYIQlE2EOU
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 25, 2023
Biz Ag said:They were staying at the 5* St. Regis Houston in the aftermath of Harvey until the media exposed them. Moved into a Holiday Inn after that.hunter2012 said:
Daily reminder that the government and all of it's officials do not give 2 sh*ts about the citizenry, and they never will.
Yes that is the Fairmont. Stayed there lovely hotel but they can F off to a tent next to the burned out neighborhood.
The world needs mean tweets
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Trump 2024
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Trump 2024
TRUMP HAD HIS MUGSHOT TAKEN!
— Shawn Farash ❌🐻 (@Shawn_Farash) August 25, 2023
"HIS" REACTION HERE 👇 #MUGSHOT #Trump #MonaLisa #MAGA #CaptainDeplorablepic.twitter.com/E6yhb4C1g4
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Bless his heart.
A bail bond is a loan.
— Tristan Snell (@TristanSnell) August 25, 2023
Trump paid $20,000 (plus possibly other fees). The bail bondsman pays the other $180,000 of Trump’s bail.
HE COULDN’T PAY HIS OWN BAIL — and relied on debt, like he always does.
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
Showertime at the Bidens
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— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) August 25, 2023
I'M HERE TO GET ARRESTED!!! pic.twitter.com/7QDERLUevb
— il Donaldo Trumpo (@PapiTrumpo) August 24, 2023
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
The stupid showed up in droves on social media this morning. I used to be shocked at the level of delusion and absolute ignorance that is displayed by people who I know have a brain and are educated. I'm sensitized to it now. Sad.annie88 said:
Bless his heart.A bail bond is a loan.
— Tristan Snell (@TristanSnell) August 25, 2023
Trump paid $20,000 (plus possibly other fees). The bail bondsman pays the other $180,000 of Trump’s bail.
HE COULDN’T PAY HIS OWN BAIL — and relied on debt, like he always does.
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