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In reply to Showertime at the Bidens • 9:40a, 7/22/23
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Zarathustra said:
captkirk said:


Are you aware DAC made an album of offensively racist songs once?

Probably not the 'burn' you thought it was.



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In reply to nortex97 • 10:02a, 7/22/23
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nortex97 said:


Almost moved on during the opening weirdness, but I'm glad i watched to the end--good one!
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In reply to Rongagin71 • 10:21a, 7/22/23
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annie88 said:

Knights in white satin,
Never reaching the end,
Letters I've written,
Never meaning to send...

Moody Blues


Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
E.B. White
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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In reply to ravingfans • 11:11a, 7/22/23
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Yeah I almost gave up when she opened with something close to a Biden presidential address, but glad she cleaned it up.

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In reply to Rongagin71 • 11:39a, 7/22/23
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Rongagin71 said:
annie88 said:

Knights in white satin,
Never reaching the end,
Letters I've written,
Never meaning to send...

Moody Blues


Yes, it was a joke.

I think you knew that, but sometimes on here, you never know.

Great song.
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In reply to annie88 • 3:29p, 7/22/23
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annie88 said:
Rongagin71 said:
annie88 said:

Knights in white satin,
Never reaching the end,
Letters I've written,
Never meaning to send...

Moody Blues


Yes, it was a joke.

I think you knew that, but sometimes on here, you never know.

Great song.


The K in nights was a clue...
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In reply to Showertime at the Bidens • 3:38p, 7/22/23
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Zarathustra said:
captkirk said:


Are you aware DAC made an album of offensively racist songs once?

Probably not the 'burn' you thought it was.
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In reply to TexAg1987 • 5:05p, 7/22/23
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TexAg1987 said:
Rongagin71 said:
annie88 said:

Knights in white satin,
Never reaching the end,
Letters I've written,
Never meaning to send...

Moody Blues


Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
E.B. White


Got it, but I truly didn't know if he thought I didn't understand the joke so was explaining it, or he was providing context for others.

Anyone my age knows this song very well.
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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In reply to annie88 • 5:37p, 7/22/23
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annie88 said:
TexAg1987 said:
Rongagin71 said:
annie88 said:

Knights in white satin,
Never reaching the end,
Letters I've written,
Never meaning to send...

Moody Blues


Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
E.B. White


Got it, but I truly didn't know if he thought I didn't understand the joke so was explaining it, or he was providing context for others.

Anyone my age knows this song very well.

VERY well! This song came out while I was a student at Aggieland. Back then the chapel was open day and night. There was a Hammond B3 organ with a Leslie speaker that I and others would play often after midnight. Light My Fire and House of the Rising Sun could also be heard. Every so often someone would bring a guitar. Good times.
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In reply to mooney69 • 6:12p, 7/22/23
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mooney69 said:
annie88 said:
TexAg1987 said:
Rongagin71 said:
annie88 said:

Knights in white satin,
Never reaching the end,
Letters I've written,
Never meaning to send...

Moody Blues


Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
E.B. White


Got it, but I truly didn't know if he thought I didn't understand the joke so was explaining it, or he was providing context for others.

Anyone my age knows this song very well.

VERY well! This song came out while I was a student at Aggieland. Back then the chapel was open day and night. There was a Hammond B3 organ with a Leslie speaker that I and others would play often after midnight. Light My Fire and House of the Rising Sun could also be heard. Every so often someone would bring a guitar. Good times.
There wasn't any deep thought by me to post those lines, just a pleasant memory that I provided for the younger crowd.
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pdc093 said:


I used to get emails that read like that first part.
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One tragedy....one hilarious

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In reply to beanbean • 12:00a, 7/23/23
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beanbean said:
Zarathustra said:
captkirk said:


Are you aware DAC made an album of offensively racist songs once?

Probably not the 'burn' you thought it was.



Pretty sure that's the joke.


That went quite a ways over his head I guess
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ALL DAY, EVERYDAY
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In reply to Aggie12B • 2:28a, 7/23/23
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Aggie12B said:

You can rest assured that if any of these were republicans we would somehow magically know their names and life history by now.
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https://babylonbee.com/news/secret-service-unable-to-identify-a-suspect-in-case-of-ronald-mcdonalds-missing-hamburgers

They been reading Texags.

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Edit: She went dark. Here's the tweet they're responding to.

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In reply to Showertime at the Bidens • 9:41a, 7/23/23
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Zarathustra said:
captkirk said:


Are you aware DAC made an album of offensively racist songs once?

Probably not the 'burn' you thought it was.




Ain't nothin' sacred no more?
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In reply to Ag83 • 12:33p, 7/23/23
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That looks faked.
But it's an entertaining fake.
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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