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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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Cantaloupe news is under-rated if you are a twitter peruser.
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annie88 said:


To be fair the award was announced back in March before all this happened
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Alyssa Heinerscheid.

Remember the name.
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Fair enough, you'd think they would've rescinded it, but this is what a AB guy said this week at the award.

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Marcel Marcondes told advertising peers at the Cannes Lions marketing conference in France on Monday that the Mulvaney saga served as a "wake-up call" for the industry.

But like fellow Anheuser-Busch brass, Marcondes stopped short of offering an apology for the Mulvaney partnership which the company has blamed on an unnamed third-party marketer.

"In times like this, when things get divisive and controversial so easily, I think it's an important wake-up call to all of us marketers, for us to be very humble," Marcondes said.

AB InBev is "really reminding ourselves of what we should do best every day, which is to really understand our customers, which is to really celebrate and appreciate every customer that loves our brands, but in a way that can make them be together, not apart," he said.
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Marcondes, who has been at AB InBev for almost two decades, was named the winner of the annual award before the Mulvaney controversy erupted in earl April, though there were whispers that it would have been best for him to decline the prize in light of the boycott
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Demosthenes81 said:

Reminds me of that old Polish joke:

Why did the new Polish Navy equip its boats with glass bottoms?

So that it can look at the old Polish Navy boats.
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The scales are bent and I'm pretty sure she's peeking under the blindfold!
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Hunter Avoids Jail Time After Pleading Biden

WILMINGTON, DE Hunter Biden, son of President Joe Biden, has successfully negotiated an agreement with federal prosecutors to avoid jail time for charges of tax and firearm crimes by pleading "Biden."
"It's an airtight legal defense," said CNN legal analyst Laura Coates. "Our sources have reported Hunter's attorneys met with prosecutors and simply said 'Our client's last name is Biden,' at which point prosecutors agreed to forego any jail time for the charges. Prosecutors knew they could do nothing against the 'I'm a Biden' defense tactic. It works every time."
Hunter's legal team defended the deal against claims of preferential treatment. "Allegations of double standards are ridiculous," said one of Hunter's attorneys. "Every Biden is treated exactly the same way."
Criticism of the deal came in quickly from right-wing Nazi MAGA Republicans. "So he doesn't pay his taxes, breaks federal gun laws, and rapes underage prostitutes, but he gets no jail time?" said local unimportant middle-class guy David Megli. "I guess it pays off to be the son of a corrupt President after all."
As part of the plea deal, Hunter's most severe penalty will be having his hair playfully tousled by the judge while being called "a naughty little rascal." Hunter will then return home to celebrate the plea deal by snorting cocaine off a hooker's buttocks.
At publishing time, former President Donald Trump had filed paperwork to legally change his last name to Biden in an effort to have all federal indictments against him dropped.

Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
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In reply to nortex97 • 10:09a, 6/21/23
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I'm not sure why he deleted that tweet, I thought it was hilarious, but he does have some funny ones.













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Breaking news....

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