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In reply to justcallmeharry • 8:51a, 4/20/23
justcallmeharry said:


No thanks...
Also Biden: "Anybody who doesn't think that we have global cooling, hang out with me, man. Travel to every ice cream shop I've been to."
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In reply to ProgN • 8:58a, 4/20/23
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Bo's ass in those jeans made me realize I like boys.
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9:20a, 4/20/23
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Smooth.
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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In reply to justcallmeharry • 9:48a, 4/20/23
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Cameraman should have been quicker and said, "stop voting for Democrats."
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In reply to justcallmeharry • 9:49a, 4/20/23
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Smooth.

So Presidential in his response.
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In reply to justcallmeharry • 9:50a, 4/20/23
justcallmeharry said:


No thanks...

Are we talking about all the fires at food processing facilities? I don't think those are from global warming...
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9:52a, 4/20/23
This can't be real.
I'd like to wake up now pls.

.........and if you wanna hear God laugh, tell him your plans.
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In reply to pressitup • 9:57a, 4/20/23
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This can't be real.
I'd like to wake up now pls.



Womannequins?


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In reply to pressitup • 10:11a, 4/20/23
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pressitup said:
This can't be real.
I'd like to wake up now pls.



I didn't realize they equipped test dummies with *****es! The more you know I guess.
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In reply to pressitup • 10:20a, 4/20/23
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pressitup said:
This can't be real.
I'd like to wake up now pls.

Who knew how racist and sexist our transportation system was before mayor buttplug exposed it.
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In reply to pressitup • 10:41a, 4/20/23
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pressitup said:
This can't be real.
I'd like to wake up now pls.

Wait, so you're saying there are biological differences between a man and a woman?? Who knew?
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In reply to pressitup • 10:44a, 4/20/23
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pressitup said:
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I'd like to wake up now pls.

They should model all the female crash test dummies after Female of the Year Lia Thomas!
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10:45a, 4/20/23
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Not being very inclusive of the trans dummies
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10:50a, 4/20/23
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So there are differences between men and women?
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11:10a, 4/20/23
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In reply to Squadron7 • 11:13a, 4/20/23
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Squadron7 said:
So there are differences between men and women?



The female mannequin put their feet on the dashboard. Otherwise, no difference.
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In reply to pressitup • 11:31a, 4/20/23
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pressitup said:
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"Female dummies" like Ms. DeLauro?
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11:47a, 4/20/23
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In reply to pressitup • 12:04p, 4/20/23
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pressitup said:
This can't be real.
I'd like to wake up now pls.


Are you sure he didn't really mean they should use Kamala and AOC and the View ladies for the tests?
Mooney69
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In reply to mooney69 • 12:10p, 4/20/23
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mooney69 said:
pressitup said:
This can't be real.
I'd like to wake up now pls.


Are you sure he didn't really mean they should use Kamala and AOC and the View ladies for the tests?
Our country is so fcking lost. Fix the economy you frick'n morons.
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12:31p, 4/20/23
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What about male dummies who identify as female? Never mind - we already have that.
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In reply to Burdizzo • 12:40p, 4/20/23
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Burdizzo said:
Squadron7 said:
So there are differences between men and women?



The female mannequin put their feet on the dashboard. Otherwise, no difference.
Amen....errrr, awoman to that!!!!
"ROGER - OUT"
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12:44p, 4/20/23
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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12:46p, 4/20/23
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Not the Bee?

If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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Yeah, right.
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12:53p, 4/20/23
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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In reply to Aggie521 • 1:40p, 4/20/23
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pressitup said:
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I'd like to wake up now pls.



I didn't realize they equipped test dummies with *****es! The more you know I guess.
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In reply to CoppellAg93 • 2:24p, 4/20/23
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CoppellAg93 said:

"Chairman". This guy is actually a committee chairman?

WTF?
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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