Downtown SF looks like a zombie apocalypse. People who’ve not been there have no idea.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 11, 2023
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In this situation you tell her you cannot understand what they are saying until they remove their mask.LOYAL AG said:Aggie12B said:
Was in Best Buy this weekend and got approached by a 20-something woman (allegedly) wearing a mask asking if I needed help. I was debating whether to simply decline because I really didn't need help or tell her I did but I wanted someone not in a mask. In the end I declined politely because it's just not worth it. Until their peer group starts ridiculing them they aren't going to change.
The tweet was flagged for misinformation. I like to comment on those to try to get removed. I also flag any Biden tweet I see as misinformation. Maybe it will do something one of these days.Biz Ag said:Downtown SF looks like a zombie apocalypse. People who’ve not been there have no idea.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 11, 2023
The good news is my kid got 100 on his biology test. The bad news is he’s now considered a transphobe.
— Jimmy Failla (@jimmyfailla) April 11, 2023
This man inpresses me more and more every day. A few short months after delivering twin babies through his penis (which is very painful) he is back on Twitter destroying concervatives. No wonder Mayor Pete never wants to leave his side to come to work! 😍 https://t.co/AInwAp06h8
— Maxine Waters Fan, Parody, Commentary, Not Her (@MaxineVatersPAC) April 11, 2023
Experts Are Super Smart And 100% Reliable, Experts Confirm https://t.co/XEj12B4xTL pic.twitter.com/k2oyKRbFMm
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 11, 2023
Is there an art show in Dublin? https://t.co/RsB88NilWm
— Sean Spicer (@seanspicer) April 11, 2023
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
Security alert:
— Sean Spicer (@seanspicer) April 11, 2023
Chicago to host 2024 Democratic National Conventionhttps://t.co/DxDlP2624f
JUST IN: The DNC has chosen crime-ridden Chicago to hold their 2024 convention.
— Proud Elephant 🇺🇸🦅 (@ProudElephantUS) April 11, 2023
Is that the only place that would accept them? 😂 pic.twitter.com/SlctdWugA3
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
I wonder why the Saudis would stop speaking to the Biden administration or care at all about appeasement and deal with the Russians and Chinese instead. It is a complete mystery. pic.twitter.com/fFx8I25ygF
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) April 11, 2023
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) April 11, 2023
You know it! pic.twitter.com/VMUMnqRrxJ
— Popmemes8 (@jonpopmemes) April 11, 2023
And there you go 👇💥 pic.twitter.com/o45wWWzuZd
— Real Truth Sniper⭐⭐⭐ (@_Truthsniper23) April 11, 2023
They are the party of perversion, intolerance, and depravity and must be destroyed at any cost 😈👺 pic.twitter.com/lZPwX8AXnV
— Mike 🧡⚾️ (@Mikedknight) April 11, 2023
— Spill The Memes (@SpillTheMemes) April 11, 2023
WHY???
Annnnd @OlaySkin now too. Look. I don’t give a shit about trans adults. Live your life. Be you! But Dylan makes a mockery of women and I’m not here for it. Anyone have any skin care recs? My Olay is going in the trash. pic.twitter.com/V7Ux8WHFuK
— Jenny Erikson (@JennyErikson) April 9, 2023
The Left does not value children or the disadvantaged.
— BOUTROS ⽊ (@boutros555) April 10, 2023
These two have to be getting paid to promote this, right???
Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe wouldn't face an issue because trans women only displace the women on the edges of women's sports. You know, the young women who want to play a sport but aren't good enough to go on and be pros.
— Cherry "Long Covid Is Rare" Davis (@DACDAC4DAC) April 10, 2023
To Megan and Sue, those women don't matter. pic.twitter.com/f0sgQ1d7qH
— Trent Steele, Liberty Dad (@SteeleDaddy) April 9, 2023
— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) April 10, 2023
I say we give it 2 more weeks. https://t.co/jc40Jc24zP
— Meghan Maureen (@Keggs719) April 11, 2023
Disney To Remove Problematic Kiss From Classic Movie, Snow White Will Now Remain Dead https://t.co/lKQPsxwtt9 pic.twitter.com/XvSVoRQMZg
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 11, 2023
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
ThunderFighter06 said:
These two have to be getting paid to promote this, right???Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe wouldn't face an issue because trans women only displace the women on the edges of women's sports. You know, the young women who want to play a sport but aren't good enough to go on and be pros.
— Cherry "Long Covid Is Rare" Davis (@DACDAC4DAC) April 10, 2023
To Megan and Sue, those women don't matter. pic.twitter.com/f0sgQ1d7qH
Perhaps we have our tactics all wrong. Here's an alternative:
Normal women (I.e. conservative) need to take one year off of sports.
We need a few hundred large, normal male athletes to slap on some lipstick and enter women's sports - where the only people left would I be the libclowns like Rapinoe and the beta-male transitioners who couldn't compete with the real men in the first place.
The existing field would be demolished, embarrassed, injured and basically just completely run out of all sports. I can't imagine the leagues wouldn't be forced to accept banning males from female competition during the carnage.
After that, real woman can have their sports back.
FrioAg 00 said:ThunderFighter06 said:
These two have to be getting paid to promote this, right???Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe wouldn't face an issue because trans women only displace the women on the edges of women's sports. You know, the young women who want to play a sport but aren't good enough to go on and be pros.
— Cherry "Long Covid Is Rare" Davis (@DACDAC4DAC) April 10, 2023
To Megan and Sue, those women don't matter. pic.twitter.com/f0sgQ1d7qH
Perhaps we have our tactics all wrong. Here's an alternative:
Normal women (I.e. conservative) need to take one year off of sports.
We need a few hundred large, normal male athletes to slap on some lipstick and enter women's sports - where the only people left would I be the libclowns like Rapinoe and the beta-male transitioners who couldn't compete with the real men in the first place.
The existing field would be demolished, embarrassed, injured and basically just completely run out of all sports. I can't imagine the leagues wouldn't be forced to accept banning males from female competition during the carnage.
After that, real woman can have their sports back.
https://www.cbssports.com/soccer/news/a-dallas-fc-under-15-boys-squad-beat-the-u-s-womens-national-team-in-a-scrimmage/
Yup, just take it up a huge notch.
Take a few dozen former D2 men soccer players in their early 20's - which basically means one level too low to have any professional options on the male side.
Put them in the women's league and let them run every game up to 10-0 or more. Run through their league play, crush their women's world cup. Devastate their false idea than men don't have a natural and obviously physical advantage. Embarrass them to the point that you'd instantly see their associations and leagues flip directions.
It's be quite fun to watch.
Take a few dozen former D2 men soccer players in their early 20's - which basically means one level too low to have any professional options on the male side.
Put them in the women's league and let them run every game up to 10-0 or more. Run through their league play, crush their women's world cup. Devastate their false idea than men don't have a natural and obviously physical advantage. Embarrass them to the point that you'd instantly see their associations and leagues flip directions.
It's be quite fun to watch.
Buzzy said:Whole forum full of these types of videos are t/oddlysatisfyingannie88 said:
Not political, unless the paint is transgender, but this is mesmerizing and calming to watch.Removing paint from glass pic.twitter.com/QsieL5O4LC
— Oddly Satisfying (@OddlySatisfyimg) April 10, 2023
So much easier this way and cleaner than to try and tape it off.
When your church leader also loves pyrotechnics.
Well now. pic.twitter.com/2UyshMSUZb
— jamie (@gnuman1979) April 10, 2023
Iowaggie said:
When your church leader also loves pyrotechnics.Well now. pic.twitter.com/2UyshMSUZb
— jamie (@gnuman1979) April 10, 2023
This is both hilarious and 100% true. 😂 pic.twitter.com/NALOernfL9
— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) April 10, 2023
🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/jDcQPEmYix
— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) April 10, 2023
BREAKING: According to a recent court filing, Twitter is now “X”.
— Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) April 11, 2023
“Twitter, Inc has been merged into X Corp. and no longer exists.” pic.twitter.com/W42VwUEGMB
No more Twitter?
Yep. Elon wanted to change the sign on corporate headquarters and San Francisco said he couldn't do it. So he just painted over the W as a joke.
On a serious note, he's trying to put together an "app for everything" in the United States. He wants to call it X. Basically expanding Twitter capability into making purchases, secure communications, transferring money from person to person, etc. You'd only need one app to do pretty much everything.
They tried to muffle our titter 🤭
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 10, 2023
On a serious note, he's trying to put together an "app for everything" in the United States. He wants to call it X. Basically expanding Twitter capability into making purchases, secure communications, transferring money from person to person, etc. You'd only need one app to do pretty much everything.
Especially in Kansas City ?
— Ho Lee Fuk (@HoLeeFu55204765) April 11, 2023
Remember the banner I posted ?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/zgMabfyXA1