Lord help us pic.twitter.com/CVBjM0oj3Z

— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) March 27, 2023

Absolute moron.

John Fetterman is still hospitalized. Mitch McConnell was hospitalized. Dianne Feinstein has been hospitalized.

The Senate is now an assisted nursing facility.

— Emerald Robinson ✝️ (@EmeraldRobinson) March 27, 2023

Joe Biden will probably say he had FAU, San Diego State, UConn, and Miami in his Final Four.

— Rep. Jim Jordan (@Jim_Jordan) March 27, 2023

According to NPR there is limited scientific evidence that @PlanetTyrus has an advantage in sports over @DanaPerino. https://t.co/PlyJwpGuYs pic.twitter.com/vvUteNI7TT

— RoadMN 📈 (@RoadMN) March 27, 2023

If I understand this correctly: If a shooter has right-wing views, then the right's rhetoric is responsible. if the shooter has left-wing views, then the right's policies are responsible.

Very convenient.

— AG (@AGHamilton29) March 27, 2023

Two-tiered system of justice

The White House @PressSec has not denied reports she was involved in a rear end collision and suspected of driving while intoxicated. The mainstream media’s silence is deafening as well. https://t.co/obxrjAHlPZ

— @amuse (@amuse) March 27, 2023

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I don't remember her mustache, but those two white guys in front look a lot like a Jan 6 photo.

Doctors Report Startling Rise In Testicular Injuries Among Woman Athletes

Moses Breaks Another Set Of Stone Tablets After Walking In On Israelites' Drag Queen Story Hour

MOUNT SINAI Another set of stone tablets purportedly bearing the commandments of God was shattered to pieces after Moses walked in on an impromptu drag queen party being held by his people. The prophet, who previously destroyed an earlier set of commandments after walking in on the Israelites worshipping a golden calf for some reason, is currently being investigated for a possible hate crime.
So it was, as soon as Moses came near the camp, that he saw a drag queen twerking and children watching. So Moses' anger became hot, according to sources, and he yeeted the tablets out of his hands and broke them at the foot of the mountain. Again.
"Not again!" Moses cried as he tore his garments. "LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!"
"Hey, relax!" said Starlight Rivqah, a fabulous and brave transvestite from the land of Canaan. "You were gone for 40 days! What did you expect?"
Aaron, the brother of Moses, was adamant that he had nothing to do with any drag queens and that it was all Miriam's fault.
When Moses questioned his sister she said, "They said to me, 'Make us pretty with lots of makeup even though we be men; as for this Moses, the man who brought us out of the land of Egypt, we do not know what has become of him. Therefore, we should be as gay as possible.'"
At publishing time, Moses had trekked back up the mountain for the third time to meet with the Lord.

Courtesy of The Babylon Bee

DEFINITELY NOT FUNNY, but VERY POLITCAL

Our shameful media is already blaming today's elementary school shooting on TN law banning sex-change surgeries for children

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— Davy Jones (@itsNTBmedia) March 28, 2023

They're blaming laws against sex-change surgeries on KIDS and drag shows for KIDS for today's horrific shooting at a Christian elementary school that killed 3 little children and 3 faculty members.

What a disgusting display by our legacy media! Expect more of this!

This is From Not The Bee