Man Fails DMV Job Interview By Saying He Is A 'Motivated Go-Getter' https://t.co/T4ok80UHnP

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 9, 2023

This may shock many of you, but these females are all transwomen. pic.twitter.com/2oHVQomVdW

— Dr. Jebra Faushay (@JebraFaushay) March 9, 2023

Colin Kaepernick came out and thanked his adoptive parents for giving him an opportunity to be raised in a two-parent home, get an education, grow up to be a professional athlete who made decent money.

Just kidding, he called them racists.

— 🇺🇸🤟🏻 (@esoryelsnya) March 10, 2023

This is what I call a shitpost.

— Dumbass Photoshop (@DumbassPhotoshp) March 10, 2023

Just thinking about aging….Sammy Hagar is 75 years old and has had over 40 plus years of sex, drugs and rock and roll.

Bill Clinton is 76 years old and lives with Hillary. pic.twitter.com/zhUkbQhE7C

— Unbroken 💯🇺🇸 (@AsaintPaul) February 17, 2023

Not funny, just true

Chuck Schumer Warns Buffalo Hat Guy Will Crawl Out Of Your TV And Kill You If You Watch Tucker's Jan 6 Video

Biden Gives 'Black American Of Courage' Award To Robert Downey Jr. For Role In 'Tropic Thunder'

WASHINGTON, D.C. During a prestigious ceremony held at the White House, President Biden bestowed the "Black American of Courage" award to actor Robert Downey Jr. for his pivotal role as a black man in the 2008 movie Tropic Thunder.
Awarding the white actor a black award equitably follows in the footsteps of First Lady Jill Biden, who recently gave the International Woman of Courage Award to a fat guy from Argentina squashed into a dress and caked with makeup to show young women around the world to never give up on their dreams of being crushed into oblivion and wiped from the history books.
"If you're not as black as Robert Downey, Jr., then you ain't black," said the President while standing next to Mr. Jr. who had insisted the award go to someone else while glancing nervously at all of the black people in the room.
Biden added that choosing a recipient had been difficult, as contenders for the prestigious award included Jimmy Kimmel, Justin Trudeau, Corn Pop, and Dr. Rachel Levine who had qualified by getting a spray tan that one time.
At publishing time, President Biden had replaced Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin with Robert Downey Jr. on the grounds that Austin was just not black enough for his diverse cabinet.

Courtesy of The Babylon Bee

BREAKING: I have received NEW FOOTAGE of the terrorist plot against the road flag.

Footage obtained from across the street suggests that the entire thing may have been staged by @AOC. pic.twitter.com/s1uW1WwosC

— Carpe Donktum🔹 (@CarpeDonktum) March 9, 2023

Happy Friday

Happy 6th anniversary to the greatest moment in the history of the internet pic.twitter.com/QYAunxfrUR

— Declan Cashin (@Tweet_Dec) March 10, 2023

Meh, they put the left's destruction on both sides.

If the threat had been equal, perhaps people on the right would care about J6.

Has anyone ever mentioned that the left can't meme?