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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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In reply to aggiehawg • 6:11p, 1/24/23
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aggiehawg said:
Actually there is a lot of money to be made off dead people. Price a funeral.

Plus you get a new voter.
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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In reply to rab79 • 6:17p, 1/24/23
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rab79 said:
aggiehawg said:
Actually there is a lot of money to be made off dead people. Price a funeral.
But there are no repeat customers...
Actually there are. I am not proud of this by no means but I bought a small amount of stock in a publicly traded funeral home company back in the mid 90s. Business is steady, people die every day and it was a bad flu year.

Lost a few grand on that trade.

But families do use the same funeral homes for subsequent passings. They do have repeat business.
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Class of '00
Gig 'em!
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oh no said:

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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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In reply to justcallmeharry • 6:45p, 1/24/23
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From the Department of Irony.



"On Saturday afternoon, former FBI agent Charles McGonigal, who was head of counterintelligence in the New York Field Office and a part of the investigation into supposed ties between Trump and Russia, was arrested over his alleged ties to Russia.

CBS reports that McGonigal was arrested over "his ties to Oleg Deripaska, a Russian billionaire who has been sanctioned by the United States and criminally charged last year with violating those sanctions."
My first reaction was what a funny BabylonBee article. These corrupt bureaucracies and the Democratic Party leadership make it rough on BabylonBee in some respects and a cake walk in others.
Among the latter, under pretence of governing they have divided their nations into two classes, wolves and sheep.”
Thomas Jefferson, Letter to Edward Carrington, January 16, 1787
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Rowling's reply to trans-woman.
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In reply to rab79 • 8:24p, 1/24/23
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That's good but I still think we're better off attacking Socialism than Communism. Few on the left think Communism is a good idea but they all think Socialism is. There's no understanding at all that they're the same ridiculous ideology yet they'll tell you with a straight face they aren't for Communism.
A fearful society is a compliant society. That's why Democrats and criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed. Gun Control is not about guns, it's about control.
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In reply to LOYAL AG • 8:36p, 1/24/23
I'm sorry to say that's 100% truth.

The generation born after 2000 really don't have an education on the evils of the 100 million murdered in the 20th century.

Most just know about Hitler who didn't hold a candle to Mao or Stalin when it comes to murdering his own citizens.
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In reply to rab79 • 8:49p, 1/24/23
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rab79 said:
I've seen that numerous times on FB.

I'm going to buy one.

ETA: Amazon says it will be here Friday...
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In reply to Ag with kids • 9:05p, 1/24/23
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rab79 said:
I've seen that numerous times on FB.

I'm going to buy one.

ETA: Amazon says it will be here Friday...

And the T&P stand for, well, TP. Lots of brown hands in communist countries.
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Unemployment Among Talking Candies Hits Record High Under Biden Administration

U.S. The Biden administration is facing pressure from labor activists following a report by the Labor Department that record-high unemployment has hit the talking candies sector. Many are saying this is due to Mars, Inc. firing their M&M's spokescandies and hiring Maya Rudolph instead.
President Biden said in a statement, "The facts are clear, folks. Talking candies have hit a rough patch, but we expect them to rebound quickly. Lost jobs is a sign that our economy is moving in the right direction and that more jobs will materialize somehow."
"End of fabricated statement, walk off stage," he added.
Experts warn that unless Mars, Inc. changes course, once beloved M&M's will find themselves homeless.
"I am literally a giant M&M," said Red. "What else am I supposed to do? Unemployment doesn't last forever. Green is already out on the street turning tricks."
According to sources, Yellow passed away shortly after losing his job and attempting to eat himself. He was 30.

Courtesy of The Babylon Bee[url=https://babylonbeelive.com/][/url]
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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