Citing Racist History, Harvard Bans Using The Word 'Harvard' https://t.co/8zmV6m7hxY
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 17, 2023
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oh no said:
At least for the next few more days, if I see a meme about that cop girl that I hadn't seen before and makes me laugh even a little bit, I'm still posting it.
Adding a train station on that town on Google Maps made me lol and I thought it might make some of you lol too.
It was pure coincidence that I posted that right after you
Tailgate88 said:How about we bet a Chinese dinner instead? https://t.co/7sSk1jwiGl
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) January 17, 2023
aggiehawg said:
I've done a traditional Nessie call and she never came out. I'm starting to think those Scots are full of it
I went fishing in Loch Ness when I was about 7 years old. We lived in central England.aggiejayrod said:aggiehawg said:
I've done a traditional Nessie call and she never came out. I'm starting to think those Scots are full of it
Didn't catch ***** But, the trip apparently cost my Dad tree fiddy...
Geraldo Rivera just said with a straight face on The Five that the "AR" in AR-15 stands for "Automatic Rifle." pic.twitter.com/9HPkSlfdOT
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) January 17, 2023
Unclear Whether Grogu Collapsed Suddenly Due To Force Exertion Or Myocarditis
U.S. In a leaked episode from the new season of The Mandolorian, it remains unclear whether Grogu collapsed from using too much of his force powers or if he just has myocarditis.
"It's safe to assume that Mando would have kept Grogu up to date on all his vaccines and boosters, so it's really hard to tell what the director is trying to convey here. Either they are trying to show that he's another victim of myocarditis or maybe he's just overly exerted his force powers," said local Star Wars fan Jake Pressley. "When we see someone collapse suddenly like that, everyone's mind goes to one thing."
"So does Mando need to get him to a doctor or to a Jedi right now? I just don't understand," added Jake's wife Claire. "I mean, we know how bad myocarditis can be for young children. I just don't know if Grogu can recover from this. If they kill off Baby Yoda we'll riot!"
According to sources, the Mandolorian is currently undergoing reshoots so that future episodes do not confuse the audience. Disney says that with the reshoots and edits, they hope to make it clear that Baby Yoda is just using too much of his magic space powers and has in no way injured his heart from an experimental medical treatment.
"We just wanted to use a convenient plot device so that Grogu isn't overpowered," said Dave Filoni. "We had no intention of scaring the audience as to baby Yoda's health like that."
At publishing time, Disney was forced to air a statement before each episode to clarify that vaccines do not exist in the Star Wars Universe and that fans need not worry about Grogu falling over dead sudden.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
U.S. In a leaked episode from the new season of The Mandolorian, it remains unclear whether Grogu collapsed from using too much of his force powers or if he just has myocarditis.
"It's safe to assume that Mando would have kept Grogu up to date on all his vaccines and boosters, so it's really hard to tell what the director is trying to convey here. Either they are trying to show that he's another victim of myocarditis or maybe he's just overly exerted his force powers," said local Star Wars fan Jake Pressley. "When we see someone collapse suddenly like that, everyone's mind goes to one thing."
"So does Mando need to get him to a doctor or to a Jedi right now? I just don't understand," added Jake's wife Claire. "I mean, we know how bad myocarditis can be for young children. I just don't know if Grogu can recover from this. If they kill off Baby Yoda we'll riot!"
According to sources, the Mandolorian is currently undergoing reshoots so that future episodes do not confuse the audience. Disney says that with the reshoots and edits, they hope to make it clear that Baby Yoda is just using too much of his magic space powers and has in no way injured his heart from an experimental medical treatment.
"We just wanted to use a convenient plot device so that Grogu isn't overpowered," said Dave Filoni. "We had no intention of scaring the audience as to baby Yoda's health like that."
At publishing time, Disney was forced to air a statement before each episode to clarify that vaccines do not exist in the Star Wars Universe and that fans need not worry about Grogu falling over dead sudden.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
If you got the briefing I got from the FBI, you wouldn't have Eric Swalwell on 𝘢𝘯𝘺 committee. pic.twitter.com/2H19pezF9M
— Kevin McCarthy (@SpeakerMcCarthy) January 17, 2023
OMG.
— Dave Rubin (@RubinReport) January 18, 2023
pic.twitter.com/b5Ss9MtUXk
This is probably ancient, I dunno, but I laughed. Gig 'em!
Yesterday I was part of a group that peacefully protested the expansion of a coal mine in Germany. We were kettled by police and then detained but were let go later that evening.
— Greta Thunberg (@GretaThunberg) January 18, 2023
Climate protection is not a crime.#LuetziBleibt #LuetziLebt #KeepItInTheGround #ClimateJustice
Pretty sure she was NOT detained for protecting the climate.
— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) January 18, 2023
CNN: Joe Biden did, in fact, meet with his son's corrupt business partners on multiple occasions when he was VP. pic.twitter.com/an9mHBvBDX
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) January 18, 2023
Not funny, just true
— Gina Carano 🕯 (@ginacarano) January 18, 2023
First time for everything.
— Dean Cain (@RealDeanCain) January 17, 2023
Biz Ag said:
Dots her "i" with a heart?
Hard pass.
if trans women aren't really women then explain why they never shut up
— Ashley St. Clair (@stclairashley) January 18, 2023
Best argument I've heard so far.
Pelosi Releases Limited-Edition Replica Of Dentures Worn During Trump Impeachment https://t.co/yCdflEPkFM
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 18, 2023
— Orange Yankee (@yankees_cuse) January 17, 2023
Wild West Pimp Style
— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) January 18, 2023
After every @msnbc and @cnn broadcast, are they required by law to say:
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) January 17, 2023
“I’m Joe Biden, and I approve this propaganda.” https://t.co/LI4FbNK6vr
Biden did not grow up going to a Black Church. NO. WAY. pic.twitter.com/S6PSJ3UGPw
— Charrise Lane (@CharriseJLane) January 18, 2023
Totally not staged 🤣 pic.twitter.com/x9fri2C0Mf
— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) January 17, 2023
Wild West Pimp Style
It looks fake it's so bad. Dude is so old.
Who did it better? pic.twitter.com/YK6I97BcOh
— Media Research Center (@theMRC) January 18, 2023
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