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Biden Call To Congratulate Fetterman Lasts Three Hours As Neither Can Form A Coherent Sentence
Seems like the funny political tweets has slowed a bit. Hard to find humor in the dems not getting completely swept away.
The left can't meme…
But they sure can cheat.
The left can't meme…
But they sure can cheat.
SNL staff writers are boycotting this week's show because Dave Chappelle is hosting https://t.co/3UtBLTHLJE
— Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) November 10, 2022
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
The libs over at MSNBC are seriously out here drooling over a hypothetical John Fetterman presidential run and we are officially living in a simulation https://t.co/SCjCtkiqfP
— Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) November 10, 2022
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
buncha weirdos pimping a weirdo...
It's really incredible to see the "anti-rich white guy" party already pumping up the next rich white guy.
A fearful society is a compliant society. That's why Democrats and criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed. Gun Control is not about guns, it's about control.
It's never about black. It's always about liberal. Once Chappelle got off the government plantation he was eliminated.justcallmeharry said:SNL staff writers are boycotting this week's show because Dave Chappelle is hosting https://t.co/3UtBLTHLJE
— Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) November 10, 2022
A fearful society is a compliant society. That's why Democrats and criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed. Gun Control is not about guns, it's about control.
If you really wanna see Liberal heads explode, nominate Desantis and have him name Trump our Ambassador to Russia.
— Jimmy Failla (@jimmyfailla) November 9, 2022
If #Florida can count 7.5 million ballots in 5 hours how can it take days for some states to count less than 2 million?
— Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) November 9, 2022
I'd much rather put Trump in charge of the FBI, and make his meetings with employees an apprentice like realty show.
— Sal the Agorist (@SallyMayweather) November 9, 2022
Biz Ag said:If #Florida can count 7.5 million ballots in 5 hours how can it take days for some states to count less than 2 million?
— Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) November 9, 2022
Some states have to check to see who all voted, and then fabricate mail in ballots from those people that were registered but did not vote.
"Read the full conversation on Twitter"
No thanks!
(And I know they aren't referring to Biden/Fetterman, but it's a funny juxtaposition. )
No thanks!
(And I know they aren't referring to Biden/Fetterman, but it's a funny juxtaposition. )
In most states that thug would have been shot. Any reasonable expectation of death or great bodily harm by a perpetrator, all bets are off. I commend the armed Good Samaritan for his studied restraint. That thug should be thanking God, and reappraise his life’s path. https://t.co/1DNtjuEIUA
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) November 7, 2022
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
Stay positive 🤗🌈🦄 pic.twitter.com/LH6I9v59Gm
— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) November 9, 2022
Another harsh reality...
Seriously WTAF 😭 pic.twitter.com/nA4Pj9ampc
— M2 (@Amer1can_Barbie) November 10, 2022
Good morning 😃 pic.twitter.com/pdc99RA3Ns
— M2 (@Amer1can_Barbie) November 10, 2022
I wonder why the loony Left suddenly aren't screaming about the popular vote? pic.twitter.com/x1dnjoL2nv
— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) November 10, 2022
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
Aggie12B said:
Biden Call To Congratulate Fetterman Lasts Three Hours As Neither Can Form A Coherent Sentence
Must have been like Entmoot
Great. Let's bring back DDT so all of those murderous eagles will quit eating other animals.ThunderFighter06 said:
Then why are they made of food?— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) November 9, 2022
How do you carve Texas out of those maps?
Secession.
Exactly. How does the party of science that wants us to believe we're descendants of apes not realize we're animals, too?BusterAg said:Great. Let's bring back DDT so all of those murderous eagles will quit eating other animals.ThunderFighter06 said:
Then why are they made of food?— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) November 9, 2022
A fearful society is a compliant society. That's why Democrats and criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed. Gun Control is not about guns, it's about control.
To be fair, I'm pretty sure there are at least a couple of people in office that are actually vegetables.LOYAL AG said:Exactly. How does the party of science that wants us to believe we're descendants of apes not realize we're animals, too?BusterAg said:Great. Let's bring back DDT so all of those murderous eagles will quit eating other animals.ThunderFighter06 said:
Then why are they made of food?— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) November 9, 2022
Just through up in my mouth a little bit.MostlyHarmless said:To be fair, I'm pretty sure there are at least a couple of people in office that are actually vegetables.LOYAL AG said:Exactly. How does the party of science that wants us to believe we're descendants of apes not realize we're animals, too?BusterAg said:Great. Let's bring back DDT so all of those murderous eagles will quit eating other animals.ThunderFighter06 said:
Then why are they made of food?— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) November 9, 2022
A fearful society is a compliant society. That's why Democrats and criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed. Gun Control is not about guns, it's about control.
I’m sick of the Trump vs. DeSantis narrative. Why can’t I like both? I would be happy with either candidate as the GOP nominee.
— Jeff Cook (@Dawgs_2112) November 10, 2022
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
INBOX: https://t.co/zjl7HvIGN5 pic.twitter.com/vEr2qZ8KaH
— e-beth (@ebeth360) November 10, 2022
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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