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In reply to 12th Man • 8:42p, 4/14/22
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This is easily explained regarding Business Insider

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Blodget
The CEO is a corrupt manipulative criminal. Not a reliable source of any information.

From Wikipedia:
Due to his violations of securities laws and subsequent civil trial conviction, Blodget is permanently banned from involvement in the securities industry.[2] Blodget is the CEO of Business Insider.

In 2002, then New York State Attorney General Eliot Spitzer published Merrill Lynch e-mails in which Blodget gave assessments about stocks which conflicted with what was publicly published.[6] In 2003, he was charged with civil securities fraud by the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission.[7] He agreed to a permanent ban from the securities industry and paid a $2 million fine plus a $2 million disgorgement.[2]
Among the latter, under pretence of governing they have divided their nations into two classes, wolves and sheep.”
Thomas Jefferson, Letter to Edward Carrington, January 16, 1787
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In reply to Fightin_Aggie • 8:56p, 4/14/22
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His brother is running for congress. Has seen a bunch of signs up there for him. He's also a seal
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Twitter Headquarters Suffers Severe Water Damage From Liberal Employees' Tears

SAN FRANCISCO, CATwitter headquarters has sustained extensive water damage following Elon Musk's $43 billion bid to buy out the company. Early reports indicate that the source of the water is the tears of the company's liberal employees who are devastated at the news.
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!! I refuse to work for Elon Musk!" screamed Evie Mandrake (they/them) falling to her knees, tearing at her clothes, and sobbing uncontrollably. "He can't keep getting away with this! We can't let him allow free speech!"
Witnesses claim that tears are currently pouring out all the exits and windows of Twitter's HQ. Structural engineers at the scene are not sure if the building can be salvaged. "In this case, the high salt content of the tears already threatens to corrode the steel structure of the building. I guess we'll have to gut the place and turn it into a homeless shelter after all." said Mark Powell, senior engineer.
Of the few Twitter employees that were still able to still speak coherently, they explained that they fear what may happen to this platform now that people they don't like can't be silenced on a whim. "Now anyone could be subject to being banned. Even the accounts we have been protecting by turning a blind eye to are at risk now!"
At publishing time, the local news channel was forced to put out a flood warning for the Twitter headquarters surrounding area for the foreseeable future as the weeping and gnashing of teeth continues.

Courtesy of the Babylon Bee
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Leftists Warn That If They Can't Ban Opposing Viewpoints They'd Have To Actually Defend Their Beliefs
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Nuclear Launch Codes To Be Stored Securely On CNN+ Broadcast Where No One Will Ever See Them
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In reply to Aggie12B • 1:12a, 4/15/22
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I don't get the hate for PreZ. What he has done with Ukraine is actually pretty incredible.

I like Candace Owens, but her reaction to Ukraine is "it's popular with the Libs, so I must hate it".

That is also not thinking for yourself.
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In reply to BusterAg • 4:06a, 4/15/22
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I'll let you in on a secret, that's all she ever has been. She's not a real person.
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In reply to BusterAg • 6:55a, 4/15/22
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BusterAg said:
Aggie12B said:
I don't get the hate for PreZ. What he has done with Ukraine is actually pretty incredible.

I like Candace Owens, but her reaction to Ukraine is "it's popular with the Libs, so I must hate it".

That is also not thinking for yourself.

I don't hate him, but to see the left do a 180 on all their favorite issues (Russia, guns, borders, military) is mind boggling, and raises lots of red flags.

My gut reaction is to 100% support Ukraine. But when I see the hard left also supporting Ukraine, I wonder what I'm missing.
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It's not about whether the individual deserves it. People are so eager for a hero that they lionize whoever comes available - Obama, Trump, Fauci, Floyd ,Zelensky. Maybe some are better than others, but the hero worship isn't healthy because it makes people turn off their critical mind.

There's an aspect of it where it's almost an advantage if it is a terrible person. You don't get any virtue points for extolling the virtues of Mother Teresa. But if you are committed enough to the abstract cause to overlook a life of violent crime and canonize the object anyway, well that is real dedication that you can tell your friends about.
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In reply to CanyonAg77 • 7:23a, 4/15/22
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CanyonAg77 said:
BusterAg said:
Aggie12B said:
I don't get the hate for PreZ. What he has done with Ukraine is actually pretty incredible.

I like Candace Owens, but her reaction to Ukraine is "it's popular with the Libs, so I must hate it".

That is also not thinking for yourself.

I don't hate him, but to see the left do a 180 on all their favorite issues (Russia, guns, borders, military) is mind boggling, and raises lots of red flags.

My gut reaction is to 100% support Ukraine. But when I see the hard left also supporting Ukraine, I wonder what I'm missing.
That even deranged psychopaths that can't tell their gender by looking in their panties know for a fact that Putin is wrong, a huge *******, and that PreZ standing up to him with such fervor took a lot of guts, and was just asking for an assassination. Sometimes, even if you have extremely screwed up values, evil is easy to identify.

In addition, most of these women haven't ever seen anything remotely masculine done that they can support, performed by a clean cut looking man, and are confused about what to do with their strange attraction to the guy.

Don't question your convictions based on what other people think, even if those are people you would prefer to disagree with. Don't let limp wristed beta boys change your mind. That's not thinking for yourself.

I'm not saying I know for sure that Z is an amazing guy, but I have only seen evidence in one direction so far.
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In reply to Ulrich • 7:25a, 4/15/22
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Ulrich said:
It's not about whether the individual deserves it. People are so eager for a hero that they lionize whoever comes available - Obama, Trump, Fauci, Floyd ,Zelensky. Maybe some are better than others, but the hero worship isn't healthy because it makes people turn off their critical mind.

There's an aspect of it where it's almost an advantage if it is a terrible person. You don't get any virtue points for extolling the virtues of Mother Teresa. But if you are committed enough to the abstract cause to overlook a life of violent crime and canonize the object anyway, well that is real dedication that you can tell your friends about.
You are talking about Obama, Fauci and Floyd, right?
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7:41a, 4/15/22
Buster, I don't hate Zelensky either. His zeal for his citizens and his actions have been outstanding.

I just want everyone to know Zelensky is a mini-Putin, about 30%. He's supposedly worth about $900 million, who knows how he got it. He's either imprisoned, or crushed his political opposition, and he's not a good guy.

It's also probable the US is responsible for putting him in power. I suspect he got a good chunk of his fortune from us in return for the labs we put there.

So I admire his actions of late, but Americans need to know who they're (we) are supporting. He's still going to lose, and it will be interesting to see what Zelensky does once Russia gets Ukraine.
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In reply to BusterAg • 8:14a, 4/15/22
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Don't question your convictions based on what other people think, even if those are people you would prefer to disagree with. Don't let limp wristed beta boys change your mind. That's not thinking for yourself.
Soy boys and liberal women with Ukraine flags on their Facebook profiles don't bother me.

It's when people like George Soros and left wing Senators are 100% on board, that any reasonable person would want to know why.

Compare it to WWII. Any reasonable person was against Hitler. We were against Hitler because he enslaved Europe. Stalin was against Hitler because Stalin wanted to enslave Europe.

Just because someone is "on our side" in Ukraine, does not mean they want the same end goals.
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In reply to CanyonAg77 • 8:21a, 4/15/22
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BusterAg said:
Aggie12B said:
I don't get the hate for PreZ. What he has done with Ukraine is actually pretty incredible.

I like Candace Owens, but her reaction to Ukraine is "it's popular with the Libs, so I must hate it".

That is also not thinking for yourself.

I don't hate him, but to see the left do a 180 on all their favorite issues (Russia, guns, borders, military) is mind boggling, and raises lots of red flags.

My gut reaction is to 100% support Ukraine. But when I see the hard left also supporting Ukraine, I wonder what I'm missing.

I explained in the other thread they see the world through the oppressor/oppressed dynamic. You have antifa cheering death squad nazi groups in ukraine. Let that sink in. A group who is violently opposed to fascism are supporting self-labeled fascists.

All because we are told that Ukraine is this innocent country and the colonizers invaded.
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The policy also offers greater protections for transgender, intersex and nonbinary people in state prisons, most importantly by housing them based on the gender they identify with rather than by sex assigned at birth.

Inmates can provide information about their gender identity at any time during their incarceration, under the policy.

Other protections include single-cell housing while final housing determinations are being made; being able to shower separately from other inmates; the right to have input into housing decisions and to appeal those decisions, and a prohibition of physical examinations to determine an inmate's genital status.
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We are kind of getting away from humor here. That said I think Candace's point was more about media distraction than detracting from Zelensky and it wasn't well thought out in how it was expressed. It is valid to be skeptical of anyone the MSM lionizes though as they have shown they always have ulterior motives.
"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

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In reply to BusterAg • 9:54a, 4/15/22
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BusterAg said:
I'm not saying I know for sure that Z is an amazing guy, but I have only seen evidence in one direction so far.


I haven't done much research myself, but I feel we are only seeing the background on Zelenskyy that is favorable to the extreme left agenda.

Interesting read on wiki--seems to be a reformer who only entered politics in 2019. He was a popular actor beforehand.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volodymyr_Zelenskyy
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