*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****

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annie88
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You know it's a bad area when you see a bird carrying a knife wearing an ankle monitor.

Front Range Ag
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That bird looks like it is extremely well fed.
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Not political but damn funny, especially if you've ever worked in retail.
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OUCH
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That's gold!
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Prognightmare said:



OUCH

Damn. Is that man dead?
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I'd be eating lamb chops for dinner.
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Prognightmare said:

Not political but damn funny, especially if you've ever worked in retail.
Okay, why do they run to the mirrors? And why doesn't the store get more mirrors for every part of the store?
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annie88 said:

Prognightmare said:

Not political but damn funny, especially if you've ever worked in retail.
Okay, why do they run to the mirrors? And why doesn't the store get more mirrors for every part of the store?
I actually was the diamond consultant at Service Merchandise in CS during my time at TAMU. Service Merchandise had excellent diamonds at great prices at the time. We had only a couple of transportable mirrors we could bring for customers. I guess that's why I laughed so hard because I would have freaked out if that happened to me, but we were not permitted to chase them. If I did, I could be demoted from my position and my commissions would drop considerably.
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Zemira said:

aggiehawg said:

annie88 said:


Have to confess, Cruz does look better with a beard. I would have never imagined that either.


I think it's because his face looks less puffy & it defines his jaw more.

I am not comfortable with this. At all.
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Prognightmare said:



OUCH
That's baaaaaaa d.
Buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man, to a lifetime.

- Joe Biden

I think that, to be very honest with you, I do believe that we should have rightly believed, but we certainly believe that certain issues are just settled.

- Kamala Harris
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I'd eat that SOB ! That looked so painful at the end.
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Prognightmare said:

annie88 said:

Prognightmare said:

Not political but damn funny, especially if you've ever worked in retail.
Okay, why do they run to the mirrors? And why doesn't the store get more mirrors for every part of the store?
I actually was the diamond consultant at Service Merchandise in CS during my time at TAMU. Service Merchandise had excellent diamonds at great prices at the time. We had only a couple of transportable mirrors we could bring for customers. I guess that's why I laughed so hard because I would have freaked out if that happened to me, but we were not permitted to chase them. If I did, I could be demoted from my position and my commissions would drop considerably.
That makes sense, but I still don't know why all these people ran to the mirrors!
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annie88 said:

Prognightmare said:

Not political but damn funny, especially if you've ever worked in retail.
Okay, why do they run to the mirrors? And why doesn't the store get more mirrors for every part of the store?
Why run to the mirrors? You didn't catch that it was an obvious setup, to get just the reactions they got?
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CanyonAg77 said:

annie88 said:

Prognightmare said:

Not political but damn funny, especially if you've ever worked in retail.
Okay, why do they run to the mirrors? And why doesn't the store get more mirrors for every part of the store?
Why run to the mirrors? You didn't catch that it was an obvious setup, to get just the reactions they got?
I guess I should've with so many of them.

Guess I had an Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez moment.
annie88
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Play stupid games.... #nosympathy

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annie88 said:

CanyonAg77 said:

annie88 said:

Prognightmare said:

Not political but damn funny, especially if you've ever worked in retail.
Okay, why do they run to the mirrors? And why doesn't the store get more mirrors for every part of the store?
Why run to the mirrors? You didn't catch that it was an obvious setup, to get just the reactions they got?
I guess I should've with so many of them.

Guess I had an Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez moment.
We've found our next Democrat nominee...
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Prognightmare said:

I'd be eating lamb chops for dinner.


That's not a lamb
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If you liked The Hobbit, press play
Long Live Sully
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Scroll slowly.

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Prognightmare said:



If you liked The Hobbit, press play
Priceless!
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omg

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Followup to my previous post on the mace

57 STATES!
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Here we see Trump deliberately misspell "smoking" twice. Trolling the MSM for sure but is there a subliminal message?
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Depends on if you follow the Q thing.....
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Whatever you think of Brexit, the video is funny IMO.

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