Why do you ALWAYS want to take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Give up?

If you just take one, he'll drink all your beer!!!

ACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACK!!!!

I just love that one.

EightiesBear

That one is a good one.

I'm Baptist by the way.



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How come Baptist won't have sex standing up

Answer: Because someone might think they are dancing.

Who came up with the idea for the square whiskey bottle?

A Baptist who didn't want the bottle rolling out from under the seat every time he hit the brakes ...

My favorite:

What is the difference between Methodists and Baptists?















Methodists say hi to each other in the liquor store.

Here's everything you need to know to understand the religions of the world.

Moslems don't recognize the sovreign state of Israel.

Jews don't recognize Jesus as God's son.

Protestants don't recognize the authority of the Pope.

Baptists don't recognize each other at Hooter's.

My favorite is the one my wife's uncle told me: A Methodist is a Baptist who learned how to read.

One day St. Peter lined up all the men who were trying to enter the Pearly Gates. He told all of the henpecked men to stand in one line, and all of the men who had not been henpecked by their wives in the other line.

The henpecked line stretched as far as the eye could see, but the non-henpecked line had only one man standing in it. St. Peter walked up to the one man and asked him if he was sure that he was in the right line. The man said, "Oh yes, my wife told me to stand here".