I guess you really like nekkid. Or you're just post padding.

Admit it folks, underneath it all we are all nudists...

So this guy feels closer to God when nude in his backyard? O and its humility to stand in front of God that way...

I'm sure he is sincere. Hey the Bible doesn't specifically mention that nudity (outside the shower Lone) is sinful... Or WWJD can answer this... Does the Pope condemn it?

Now...what is the real Bible answer for this "idea" the naked guy has?

I can see the exchange at the Judgement seat now:

Christian Nudist: Here I am Lord, to bare all my sins and . . .

God: For the love of Me, put some clothes on!!!

I teach high school English, perhaps this would help me with dangling participles.