And don't forget about the Reverend Joel Osteen...

Lakewood Church, with about 30,000 members, spent
$95 million to renovate the former Compaq Center, once the Houston Rockets' home court.
Preacher or Dr. Phil?
Lakewood's been around a long time, both in Houston and on television, so even before the recent, dramatic opening of this newest behemoth church, many Texans were familiar with Lakewood's history.
John Osteen founded the congregation in 1959, holding services in a feed store until a burgeoning membership forced several moves to accommodate a growing church family.
His son Joel dropped out of Oral Roberts University in the early 1980s to create and produce a Lakewood television program that beamed his dad to thousands of TV screens across the nation.
After John's death in 1999, Joel decided to take the pulpit because he felt called by God to continue the family's ministry. Joel's wife, Victoria; his mother, Dodie; and brother Paul all now hold positions in the church administration.
In many households far, far away from Houston, Joel Osteen has evolved into the beloved, larger-than-life figure his dad once was. Each Sunday, millions tune in to his services, listening ravenously to his cheerful, optimistic messages.
He's on this month's cover of Texas Monthly, grinning and holding the Bible he's accused of not using in his sermons.
"We are victors, not victims," Osteen is fond of saying. And millions believe him.
But many despise the 42-year-old pastor's approach to ministry. They say he's abandoned the gospel in favor of feel-good, positive-thinking therapy sessions. He didn't study to be a minister, they say. He has no training. And where, they ask indignantly, is Jesus in his upbeat delivery?
"Sorry, not a fan of Osteen," ranted one member of an online message board during a recent debate over Lakewood's new, mammoth accommodations.
"His sermons are ridiculous and utterly Christless. His view of the sacraments is laughable (if I don't start crying, that is) and his pastoral care shows that he is little more than a smiling, waving CEO of the largest congregation in America. Now he just has a larger venue."
Balmer puts it this way: "Chances are, you're not going to draw huge crowds with a very dark and censorious message. Osteen is relentlessly sunny and positive. Self-help is very popular. It has a real appeal to the masses, and in some ways, it's kind of akin to the latest diet book: Somebody has a new formula and people kind of glom onto that."