
Two blondes walk into a tanning salon.
— Weekday Jokes (@weekdayjokes) August 15, 2026
The receptionist asks, "Are you two sisters?"
They chuckled and reply, " No, we aren't even Catholic"
“What did CS Lewis mean by this?” pic.twitter.com/Q5JYD1KpuX
— Logan Hall (@loganclarkhall) August 16, 2026
I guess that’s why they made him a doctor of the church https://t.co/pRMxyQlwhu
— Hannah Long (@HannahGraceLong) August 18, 2026