Over the past 7 years, I have been involved with 5 Bonfires and have seen my share of things that would probably be "good bull story" worthy. I've seen two fires burn very well, two give it the ol' college try, and one that changed them all forever...
...But we all know that it is not the final destination of the stack that matters, it's everything else leading up to that. That is where the stories come from.
In the same way I listen to my Dad tell his Old Army '72 fables and think "We'd have gone to jail for stuff like that," my future son will probably say the same about mine. My stories have not been weathered by the years like his, but they still carry quite the same spirit when you look deep down.
Like as a fish in '99, we were ordered to cover down on the Sq 12's Butt Pot no less than 17 times. He wasn't a big guy, but he sure had some fight in him. After being on the bottom of the dog-pile for the 11th or 12th time, he just gave up. We resorted to more drastic meausres resulting in the band of his Froot of the Looms being worn as a badge of courage around the pot of our largest fish buddy (nicknamed "Gun Show"
. There isn't a word in the English language that describes the type of wedgie we gave that night, but "Gun Show's" pot still displays that white elastic band with pride.
Some of the greatest memories come from Load that same year (by the way, Walton loaded with US, not the other way around). It was there that I learned what Bonfire smelled like. It is a mixture of blood, smoke, and sweat; mixed with copious amounts of dust, topped off with chips of bark and sap from a newly cut log and a hint of diesel for taste. You only fully appreciated the labor you put into the day when you went to the shower and blew the biggest, brownest Load snot-rocket man has ever known. God, I miss that.
The hardest time was the two year gap between Bonfires where I would catch myself on a beautiful day saying to my buddies, "man, I wish we were out at Bonfire today."
(to be continued)
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If you can read this in English, thank a Soldier.