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"Topless Woman" actually. Still, mom must be proud.
She's hot, btw.
Her family is the typical Texas conservative Baptist family.
She was a junior my freshman year.
Everyone in my class had a crush on her. On her birthday, my buddy George bought her a dozen roses.
She came into our science class to thank him in front of us all.
George says, "You're welcome, Debbie." and his voice cracks on every single syllable. It was like the drive through guy on the Simpsons. He never lived it down or got with Debbie.