Can't believe no one has mentioned Cabin Fever yet. Pancakes!!!! WTF!!?!

The Departed and Munich, worst two movies of the past two years

and Dave Chappelle's Block Party

UHF
Hush

"Smokey Bites the Dust."

Turbulence

I didn't see it and I bet that yall didn't either, but Glitter, Crossroads and Gigli probably all sucked really bad.

Re: "Dude Where's My Car"

Man it wasn't that bad...

How could you not laugh during the fast food restaurant drive-through scene or the one where the two dudes were battling Fabio at the stop light?

Two words, my friends....Battlefield Earth

Two of my worst have already been mentioned:

I used to say Island of Dr. Moreau, but then I sat through the horror that truly was Manos: Hands of Fate.

At least I had beer for Manos though.

Manos Hand of Fate

Absolutely NOTHING on this thread comes remotely close to this movie except maybe Battlefield Earth and Howard the Duck. This movie is on a whole other level of bad because unlike other horrible movies that are so bad you can find humor, this movie is basically unwatchable. From the 10 minute long driving scene with zero dialogue, having no plot whatsoever, to the character with the gigantic knees (i.e. he was trying to be like Igor but failed miserably and in reality killed himself a few months after the movie was released), to the totally pointless 5 minute long pillow fight and finally to the fact that all of the voices are dubbed in by one man and one woman (including the small girl) because it was filmed with a camera that could only film for 30 seconds at a time with no sound.

It is also considered by most critics to be the worst movie ever made.

Air Bud, Steel.

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Dave Chappelle's Block Party

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i'm sorry it wasn't mindless sketch comedy, but rather great urban music. that was a fantastic movie if you did the research to know what you were getting yourself into.

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Anything with Paulie Shore or Hulk Hogan

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and you must not have seen suburban commando! that movie was pure gold.

Dave Chappelle's Block Party was a bad movie, no other way to put it. You shouldn't have to research a movie before you see to insure it doesn't blow.

And as for "great urban music" do you actually think Dead Prez is great music or more so racist music

Munich?!?!? really???

I know it's subjective, but could you please tell my why you thought Munich belongs on a worst list?

Sin City does not belong on here either (but that's just my opinion)

I was joking, I like Munich a lot, and I agree with you about Sin City

<--idiot

i shoulda looked more closely. on a second glance it is clearly a joke

The Wall -showed up drunk, fell asleep halfway through. saw it again years later on cable while sober and it sucked just as badly. That must be what it's like inside the head of a bitter leftist.

I miss you more then Michael Bay missed the mark
When he made Pearl Harbor
I miss you more than that movie missed the point
And that’s an awful lot girl
And now, now you’ve gone away
And all I’m trying to say is
Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school
He was terrible in that film
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part
He’s way better than Ben Affleck
And now all I can think about is your smile
and that ****ty movie too
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you

Yeah, Pearl Harbor sucked
Just a little bit more than I miss you

Freddy Got Fingered. Only movie I ever walked out of.

i made a list a little while back. now i know there are worse movies out there, but i made the criteria that for the movie to make the list i had to actually finish the movie. i made that rule after i thought fight club was horrible the time i saw it that i fell asleep in the last 5-10 minutes of a movie. turns out movies with twists sometimes are okay after all.

anyway, my bottom 10:
napoleon dynamite
ready to rumble
intolerable cruelty
the phantom
hypercube
good night and good luck
neverending story 3
the horse whisperer
monkeybone
revenge of the nerds 4

i want to put punch drunk love on there somewhere, but i'll just leave it as an honorable mention for now. some of these were true tests of endurance that i made myself finish just to be able to put them on my list.

I have to second Napoleon Dynomite. I still haven't watched that movie all the way through--everytime I try, I get so pissed off after about 10 minutes at the lack of any apparantly storyline.

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the totally pointless 5 minute long pillow fight

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Are you talking about the third Lord of the Rings movie?

Spice World
Blair Witch Project
Howard the Duck
TMNT 2&3
American Outlaws
Moving Violations
Three Kings
Uptown Girls
Street Fighter
8mm

Cabin Boy

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I agree with this just because it was just about the biggest downer I've ever seen in a movie. As far as sad movies go, you can almost put this in the same category as The Pianist.

Alexander

Since when does being sad make a movie terrible?

Some of you are very strange.

Ummm.....Waterworld has to be in the top 10 worst movies/disasters ever made in the history of film making.

The V A G I N A looking ears made me laugh.

Waterworld
Battlefield Earth
TMNT3
Street Fighter
Mortal Kombat 2&3 (not that one was good...)
Kazaam... how is this not on here
Rocky V ( I just pretend it ended happy @ 4)
The Avengers
Batman & Robin
Godzilla (1998 w/ Matt Broderick)
Highlander Sequels...
super mario bros.



horrible movies that i loved:
howard the duck
The Pirate Movie
stop or my mom will shoot
tango & cash
Independence Day
Wild, Wild West
Rat Race

movies that were good but i hated:
mystic river
gangs of new york
titanic

Waterworld
and
Last Man Standing - can't believe no one's mentioned it yet, but maybe it's cuz no one saw it.

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mystic river"

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Whole-heartedly agree with this one. There was nothing particular bad about the film (acting, directing, etc), but the ending of the film made me absolutely LOATHE the film and everyone associated with it. It's the one movie that I want it's existence wiped out of my mind. I hate it that bad.

Wow, i see some good answers.

Mine are based on how long i watched them before walking out, aka from being bored. They are recent.

Munich
Babel
Date Movie
(i'm assuming Epic Movie, but havn't seen it)
Beer Fest

But some of your answers....what in the world guys.

Just to list a few or your "worst films" that IMO are AWESOME.

Sin City

THE DEPARTED (BEST MOVIE IN SOO LONG IMO)

Very Bad Things (very hilarious mishaps)

Freddy Got Fingered (i can understand ppl hating this one, but i absolutely can't get enough of Tom Green and his insanity)

Borat (The only time i've laughed harder - Jackass 2, i know i'm not alone, the whole theater was busting up)

Fear and Loathing (Also i can see how you wouldn't like it, but how can you rate it at the bottom, i love Hunter Thompson stuff so...)

Boondock saints (I have no idea how you can say it's the worst movie ever, it's entertaining throughout)

I disagree on Alexander. I thought it was actually a decent film. Sure, Ferrel was out of his element, but Stone worked closely with a top historian of the time, Robin Lane Fox, and the film was well done.

The problems were editing (confusing timelines) and Ferrel looking a bit weird. Decent film though.