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J. Walter Weatherman

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from the casino episode

Dwight: Jim has a tell. Every time he coughs, he has a hand.

cuts to Jim coughing and Dwight folding his cards with a smartass look on his face.

Jim:It's the weirdest thing, every time I cough Dwight folds.

[This message has been edited by Large_Farva (edited 1/27/2007 11:41p).]

Whos Juan

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10:37a, 1/28/07

"There you are! There you are!" (magic marker dot to the hand)

WestTxAg06

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10:40a, 1/28/07

From Casino Night:

Pam & Jim: "Hey Dwight, nice tux."
Dwight: "Thanks. It was my grandfather's, he was buried in it. So...family heirloom."

From Grief Counseling:

Creed: "You know, a human can live for several hours after being decapitated."
Dwight: "You're thinking of a chicken."
Creed: "What did I say?"

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5:11p, 1/30/07

1. Anything Kevin says
2. When Jim and Dwight were out on a sales call and Jim slaps Dwight in the face
3. When Andy punches a hole in the wall

LHIOB

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10:50a, 1/31/07

quote:
Andy: [to Michael] Just listen, I forgot to tell you the plan for this Saturday. You, me, bar, beers, buzzed. Wings, shots, drunk, waitresses, hot. Football, Cornell-Hofstra, slaughter!

Let's Hug It Out B*tch - Ari Gold

A&M Chopper

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1:52p, 1/31/07

How am I the first one to mention "Christmas Party". It's my single favorite episode.

quote:
Kevin : Well, what are we going to do with this hacked off part?

Michael : Well, that is a perfectly good mini-tree, Kevin, and we are going to sell that to charity. That’s what Christmas is all about.

quote:
Pam : You do realize that we can’t serve liquor at the party.

Michael : Yeah, I know. Dammit. Stupid corporate wet blankets. Like booze ever killed anybody.

Austin Raider

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3:00p, 1/31/07

From "The Injury"

"Dwight, what are doing?"

"Making Vietnam sounds."

also.....

"Excuse me doctor, what is more serious...a head injury or a foot injury?"

"A head injury."

"Obviously you don't have all the facts."

texag06ish

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7:13p, 1/31/07

you were at the dentist!?!?!?

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3:12p, 2/1/07

When Michael was giving Stanley a nappy head with a boxing puppet.

gravy97

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3:25p, 2/1/07

michael: that's racist!
kevin: how is that racist
michael: b/c you think he's black!
kevin: he is black.

Austin Raider

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4:51p, 2/1/07

"Oscar, your gayness does not define who you are.....It is your Mexicanness that defines you."

AggieLit

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10:08a, 2/2/07

"In the words of Abraham Lincoln, 'If you are a racist, then I will attack you with the North.'"

JDUB08AG

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10:30a, 2/2/07

"If I knew he was gay I wouldn't have called him that. You don't call retarded people retards."

Old Main

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1:49p, 2/3/07

Any rundown of the bushiest beaver episode? How did they pull that one off?

20ag07

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5:38p, 2/3/07

quote:
"If I knew he was gay I wouldn't have called him that. You don't call retarded people retards."

"It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they are acting retarded."

You missed the best part WelchAg.