Some of the best supporting characters ever.
Mr James -
"Dave, loosen up a little bit. A good boss has to loosen up now and again. Case in point: me. I'm half loaded right now."
"In the immortal words of Van Halen-before that dumbass Sammy Hagar came along and ruined everything-'hot for teacher.'"
"You know when I said you look like you'd lost weight? Well, I lied, go find a treadmill, you fat son of a *****."
Bill -
"Another time I was cut from the highschool football team... and my mother said, "Central's lost a fullback but the McNeal's have gained a daughter"... and in front of the other players too... priceless!... good times... good times..."
"Have you ever heard the expression, 'When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and then toss it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you asked for in the first place'?"
Bill: "You're not in Wisconsin, Dave. The big story isn't about a cow wandering into the town square."
Dave: "You know, I worked in Milwaukee, it's a city with a population of a million people."
Bill: "So, there must have been a lot of hub-bub when that cow got loose."
and my favorite Bill Quote is an add for Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor...
Gazizza, dilznoofuses, this is Bill McNeal saying, get with the crazappy taste of Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor! Rocket Fuel's got the upstate prison flavor that keeps you ugly all night long. So when you wanna get sick, remember: Nothing makes your feet stank like Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor. Damn, it's crazappy!
Let's Hug It Out B*tch - Ari Gold