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LHIOB
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I always thought this show was pretty awesome and very funny. If you have TIVO they show one episode a day on either FX or TBS around 2 if you want to get your Phil Hartman fix...





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thrill99
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I tivo them everyday although I have seasons 1-5 that I enjoy regularly.

Best underrated comedy sitcom of the 90's. It was a shame when Bill McNeal left us.
MookieBlaylock
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great great show-
Hub `93
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My all-time favorite sitcom.

"Your last name's Garelli?"
Garrelli 5000
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Ditto, my favorite show of all time. I'm just waiting for season 5 to come out on DVD.

"You're from Africa? I didn't know that. Say something in African"

"Fuuuuu!" cuts to commercial break
Jrod_2002
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My favorite sitcom until Scrubs. Own seasons 1-4 on DVD (season 5 just wasn't the same without Phil Hartman).

Bill McNeal - I have a two-part question Jimmy. One, what does Lisa look like naked? And two, what does Lisa feel like naked? This is for both candidates.

Dave - Well, as a prospective news director, it would be completely inappropriate for me to respond to such a question. But, if the unthinkable were to happen, and I was to lose this election, well then I could answer that and almost any other question you might have in almost pornographic detail.
djking94
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Mr. James: "The original title of this book was 'Jimmy James, Capitalist Lion Tamer' but I see now that it's... 'Jimmy James, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler'... you know what it is... I had the book translated in to Japanese then back in again into English. Macho Business Donkey Wrestler... well there you go... it's got kind of a ring to it don't it? Anyway, I wanted to read from chapter three... which is the story of my first rise to financial prominence... I had a small house of brokerage on Wall Street... many days no business come to my hut... my hut... but Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no. I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey strong bowels were girded with strength like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo... dung. ...Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans... and pants to match. The monkey clown horrible karate round and yummy like cute small baby chick would beat the donkey."

Question: "Mr. James, what did you mean when you wrote bad clown making like super American car racers, I would make them sweat, War War?"
Mr. James: "Well, you know... it's LIKE when a clown is making like a car... racer... it's sorta... like... the FCC. The CLOWN... the clown is like the FCC... and I was opposed to the FCC at the time, right? So it was like I was declaring War. WARRRR!"

Question: "So then did the American yum yum clown monkey also represent the FCC?"
Mr. James: "Yeah, it did. Thanks a LOT!"

Question: "What did you mean when you said, "Feel my skills, donkey donkey donkey, donkey donkey?"
Mr. James: *Sigh*
YZ250
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you beat me to it.

[This message has been edited by YZ250 (edited 1/25/2007 11:39a).]
LHIOB
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Some of the best supporting characters ever.

Mr James -

"Dave, loosen up a little bit. A good boss has to loosen up now and again. Case in point: me. I'm half loaded right now."

"In the immortal words of Van Halen-before that dumbass Sammy Hagar came along and ruined everything-'hot for teacher.'"

"You know when I said you look like you'd lost weight? Well, I lied, go find a treadmill, you fat son of a *****."

Bill -

"Another time I was cut from the highschool football team... and my mother said, "Central's lost a fullback but the McNeal's have gained a daughter"... and in front of the other players too... priceless!... good times... good times..."

"Have you ever heard the expression, 'When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and then toss it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you asked for in the first place'?"

Bill: "You're not in Wisconsin, Dave. The big story isn't about a cow wandering into the town square."
Dave: "You know, I worked in Milwaukee, it's a city with a population of a million people."
Bill: "So, there must have been a lot of hub-bub when that cow got loose."

and my favorite Bill Quote is an add for Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor...

Gazizza, dilznoofuses, this is Bill McNeal saying, get with the crazappy taste of Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor! Rocket Fuel's got the upstate prison flavor that keeps you ugly all night long. So when you wanna get sick, remember: Nothing makes your feet stank like Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor. Damn, it's crazappy!




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