Best/Most Memorable Monologue or Speech in a Movie

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BQAG02
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I'm not a Ben Affleck fan, but that speech posted above that he did in Boiler Room was greatness.

However, my favorite is more of a rant and not a profound speech - it's when Chevy Chase finds out he got screwed out of his Christmas bonus on Christmas Vacation.
tarrantcountyag
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patton
wreckncrew
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I second BQAG02...

quote:
Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?



Another gem from the movie:
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Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny ****ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of *******s this side of the nuthouse.


Blacque Jacque Shallaque
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Bill Murray from Stripes:

What the hell's the matter with you?

Stupid!

We're all very different people.
We're not Watusi.
We're not Spartans.
We're Americans.
With a capital A, huh?
You know what that means?
Do you? That means
that our forefathers...
...were kicked out of every
decent country in the world.
We are the wretched refuse.
We're the underdog.
We're mutts.
Here's proof. His nose is cold.
- So is his brain.
But there's no animal
that's more faithful...
...that's more loyal,
more loveable than the mutt.
Who saw Old Yeller?
Who cried when Old Yeller
got shot at the end?
Nobody cried when Old Yeller
got shot? I'm sure.
I cried my eyes out.
Yeah.
So we're all dogfaces.
We're all very, very different.
But there is one thing
that we all have in common.
We were all stupid enough
to enlist in the Army.
We're mutants.
There's something wrong with us,
something very, very wrong with us.
Something seriously wrong with us.
We're soldiers,
but we're American soldiers.
We've been kicking ass for 200 years!
We're and !
Now we don't have to worry...
...about whether or not
we've practiced.
We don't have to worry...
...about whether Captain Stillman
wants to have us hung.
All we have to do...
...is to be the great American
fighting soldier...
...that is inside each one of us.
Now, do what I do...
...and say what I say...
...and make me proud.
AggieMoe
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My top 3:

Apocalype Now
Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing in the world smells like that.
[kneels]
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
[Kilgore unhappily walks off]

Dr. Strangelove
General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war? He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

The Third Man
Harry Lime: Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
wreckingcrewd
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Independence Day = Very Ghey
 
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