I haven't listened to that song in ages. Ya'll are right, it may as well be Ol' Army gibberish by now, let's check:
Well it's 7:45 on Friday morning he just crawled out of bed
Ok, I can still see that...
He stayed to long at the Chicken again and he's got an aching head
The Dixie Chicken was still there, last time I checked--give it a couple more years.
He's got an 8:00 at Heldenfelds his prof speaks Japanese
Who schedules a Friday morning 8 am class? Oh, and mine spoke Chinese
Whippergone beer and Mr. Bills now he lives on bread and cheese
When did Mr. Bill’s close?
Chorus
He's a fighting Texas Aggie and he just don't give a damn
...cause New Army has gone to hell.
That he's got three parking tickets and he's on schopro again
PTTSUX
But the bonfire's built and Varsity's horns have been sawed right off his head
Haven't done either since '99.
He's a fighting Texas Aggie and he will be till he's dead
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Well it Wednesday morning at Jolly Rolly his sports pass in his hand
Been there, done that--The Zone just isn't the same.
He's been waiting three days in the blazing sun just to be with his twelth man
Now we just cut in line on the morning of and eat the evidence!
But after fumbles and interceptions he takes his girlfriends hand
I get older but they stay the same age...
But the game don't mean a thing to her she's just there to see the band
Hell, another season like last year and I'll just be there to see the band.
Chorus
He's a fighting Texas Aggie and he just don't give a damn
To hell I say...
That he's got six parking tickets and he's on schopro again
PTTS still sux
But the bonfire's built and Varsity's horns have been sawed right off his head
Thanks Student bonfire for making liar out of me.
He's a fighting Texas Aggie and he will be till he's dead
A-A-A-A-A
Well he goes down to the Dixie Chicken he's dunking his ring tonight
Can't do that anymore…
He's there at 6:30 he thought he'd be early but there ain't a table in site
That's still true, I think...
So he buys his pitcher anyway and he drops his ring on in
…and is promptly escorted out.
Singing the road goes on forever and the party never ends
I think Pat Green wrote this, and later a group called the Tollwayboys!
Well it's 1:00 and goodnight Irene is blairing through the place
Aren't they open 'til 2 am now?
Chorus
He's a fighting Texas Aggie and he just don't give a damn
Well maybe not completely to hell.
That he's got nine parking tickets and he's on schopro again
Didn’t PTTS change its name?
But the bonfire's built and Varsity's horns have been sawed right off his head
Seriously, Student Bonfire, keep up the good work!
He's a fighting Texas Aggie and he will be till he's dead
A-A-A-Whoop!
He parked about 50 blocks away so he ain't got time to waste
He's parked in the garage, so he may as well take his sweet time, 'cause its gonna' be a while before they get out
When he finally makes it to his car he stands up on his feet
I never got this line, did he crawl to his car?
He says "Boys lets head to Taco Cabana I think I need somthing to eat"
Eggs Mexicana is still mighty tasty!
Chorus
He's a fighting Texas Aggie and he just don't give a damn
Who cares, we’re all Ags, right?
That he's got twelve parking tickets and he's on schopro again
I think both New and Old Army can agree that PTTS *****!
But the bonfire's built and Varsity's horns have been sawed right off his head
Wait ‘til next year!
He's a fighting Texas Aggie and he will be till he's dead
WHOOP!
Well he picks up a Batallion just to see what's going on
What the hell is a “furry?”
But all he finds to read about is what we're doing wrong
Apperently, not paying enough tuition
This school's to damn conservative I guess you want us to be
See below
Like all the hippies down in Austin wearing orange and sipping tea
Hello, Welcome to the University of Texas at College Station. My name is Tad…
The funniest part, when I searched for the lyrics—guess who was listed as the artist???
[This message has been edited by BigN--00 (edited 2/21/2006 10:11p).]