I really enjoy lightbulb jokes. Here is a few. Please add some of your favorites.

-How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb?
-30...one to change the bulb and 29 to film a documentary about how far they have come in a male dominated society.

-How many guitarist does it take to change a lightbulb?
-50...one to change the bulb and 49 to talk about how they could have done it better.

-How many psychologist does it take to change a lightbulb?
-One, but the bulb must really want to change.

How many Aggies....

... one. He holds it and the world revolves around him.

How many t-sips?

51

1 to change it
25 to protest for the bulb's right to choose when to change
25 more to show up because they heard all the cool people would be there too

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How many mosquitos does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

It only takes two, but the bigger question is how they got in there in the first place.

-How many Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?
-What, us change, no way!

-How many liberal Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?
-"Well, it's not simply a matter of change; we need to assess the present luminescent condition and blah, blah, blah.....

-How many folk singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
-Five, one two make the change and four to complain that it's electric and candles are much mor natural, pristine, reflective of the American mind set, etc.

-How many New Agers does it take to change a lightbulb?
-None, change must come from within. Just be patient, and it will truely change itself.

-How many post modernist does it take to change a lighbulb?
-Change? Why it's all a matter of perception. Perhaps what you think of as dark is really just a different kind of light.

-How many wives does it take to change a lightbulb?
-Who knows, their busy changing their husbands.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many Sorority Girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

3

One to mix the drinks, One to get the t-shirts printed up and one to call Daddy to come change it for them.

How many Tech fans?

All of them, One to actually change the bulb, the rest to act like a***oles to try and establish a rivalry with ANYONE at light bulb screwing....

How many perverts does it take to screw in a litgh bulb?

- - One but it takes and entire ER to get it out.

How many Economists?

None, they'll just assume it's changed.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

8... 1 to change and 7 to make a shirt about the event.

That was told by my Econ prof today in class. Girl sitting infront of me had a sorority event shirt on...she didn't laugh.

How many Surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish.

-How many Longhorns does it take to change a lightbulb?
-1000, one to screw it in, and 999 to constantly remind everyone that they were the first to do so.

(Check my profile)
How many alchemists does it take to change a light bulb?
Into what?

How many public elementary school teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven. One to fill out the light-bulb requisition form (in quadruplicate); one to find a stamp in his desk drawer so the form can be sent to the district office; one to locate and fill out a copy of the revised light-bulb requisition form because, by the time the original form comes back three weeks later with a “Wrong form—use revised form” memo (but no revised form) paperclipped to it, the first teacher has quit and gone into real estate so she can afford to move out of her parents’ house; one to organize a bake sale to cover the difference between what the school board has authorized for light-bulb purchases and what a light bulb actually costs; one to go out on her lunch hour and buy a light bulb with her own money after the district office loses the requisition for the third time; one to hold the ladder and one to change the light bulb, because the custodian has been detailed to landscape the athletic field and won’t be available for building maintenance until summer.

How many Witches does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But she keeps turning it into a frog.

How many Floridians does it take to change a light bulb?
Not sure. They are still counting.

(My personal favorite)
How many University of Texas football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one but he gets three credits for doing it!

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, make her cook in the dark.

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-How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?
-Fish is good.

-How many democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?
-Two, one to change the bulb while the other forms a committee to decide how much taxes should go up to cover the additional lightbulb labor and equipment

-How many socialist does it take to change a lightbulb?
-None, they are still convinced that it works just fine.

How many of you have the balls to post a link to the site where you got YOUR jokes?

http://www.publicradio.org/applications/formbuilder/projects/joke_machine/joke_page.php?joke_cat=Light+Bulb

How many Aggies does it take to change a light bulb?
Four... one to change the bulb and three to stand around talking about how much better the old light bulb was.

What the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?



































































A: You can unscrew a light bulb

"Sometimes when people get involved with that, they feel pressure to sleep over. When that is not really sleep. Sleep is separate from that. And I don't see why sleep got all tied up and connected with that."
- Jerry, in "The Deal"

How many battered wives does it take to change a light bulb?


1 if the ***** knows what's good for her.


Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

none. they typically screw in hot tubs.

Not sure if y'all have seen any of these before...

How many UT students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fifty: One to screw it in, and the other 49 to complain because a person of their race, gender or sexual preference didn't get to screw in the light bulb.
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How many Rice students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them: One to screw it in and the rest of the student body to relieve the stress of screwing it in by running naked through campus.
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How many TCU students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Four: One to call Daddy to do it and the other three to find the perfect coordinating J.Crew outfits.
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How many U of Houston students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They don't want the gangs to know they're there.
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How many U of North Texas students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who cares?
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How many Baylor students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They aren't allowed to screw anything in Waco.
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How many Aggies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, one to call it a tradition and the other to lead the yell: "Screw the hell outta the light bulb!!! WHOOOP!"
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How many SMU students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to make the martinis and the other to hire someone else to screw the bulb in.
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How many Stephen F. Austin students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in and two to laugh
uncontrollably at the sexual connotations.
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How many Southwest Texas students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Four: One to screw it in. Two to move the keg into place and one to load the bong.
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How many Sam Houston State students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: They would just move back into their parent's house.