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8:27a, 2/26/05
1st season, the skit about Fisticuff's new cd, Turn My Headphones Up...

...this guy says, "I'd stab a brutha in the neck with a butterknife for Fiddicuffs!"
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Echoes97
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1:21p, 2/26/05
"Kinichi wa, beatches!!!"

Us And Them - The Pink Floyd Experience
http://www.usandthemband.com
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watty
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1:32p, 2/26/05
"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b*tch?"

or

"I've always wanted to say this: For shizzle."
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2:19p, 2/26/05
quote:
"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b*tch?"
My vote.
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Whoop04
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3:15p, 2/26/05
"That was weeks ago!"

Not really my fav., but my favorite obscure quote.

I think I could be a philanthropist. A kickass philanthropist.
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Achilles
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3:40p, 2/26/05
"Rick James steps over the line habitually; he is a habitual line stepper."
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3:55p, 2/26/05
Cocaine is a hell of a drug!
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3:58p, 2/26/05
"I want to pee on you. Yes I do."


Texas97
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4:13p, 2/26/05

"Because she was a n-gger lover."
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5:17p, 2/26/05
"HOW'S IT TASTE, MOTHER F-CKER?!"

That whole commercial was pure genius. The "Wayne Brady choke-a-*****" is a close second.
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5:21p, 2/26/05
"mars Bitc*es and ait't no gays settlen' down"
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aggieram
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5:43p, 2/26/05
Not quoted exactly from the show-and-tell/junkie skit.

"Have you kids ever eaten dog food? It tastes exactly how it smells - DELICIOUS."
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7:36p, 2/26/05
another vote for the wayne brady line
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7:40p, 2/26/05
Either "What did the hand say to the face?" to Charlie Murphy or the entire nigg**s family skit.

[This message has been edited by bearamedic99 (edited 2/26/2005 7:41p).]
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7:50p, 2/26/05
"So long fried rice, hello fried chicken!"
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8:36p, 2/26/05
"I only drinks the finest Cambodian breast milks.."
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8:31a, 2/28/05
This ain't the first penis I've had in my mouth, Joe Rogan.

[This message has been edited by rob2003 (edited 2/28/2005 8:32a).]
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8:50a, 2/28/05
"I'm goin from ashy to classy"
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9:14a, 2/28/05
Oh yeah, Baretta did that s@*t.
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9:44a, 2/28/05
F--k yo couch!

Katie got some big 'ol tittays.

Aren't you going to take your pajama bottoms off?
I'd rather just put my p-nis through this hole.

I come up in yo face. Booms-pow-suprise! Ohhhh!

Cause it's 1-8-7 on a muthaf-ckin rock.
On a muthf-ckin rock?
That's how I do.

I smell your light saber.

[This message has been edited by F W ag 01 (edited 2/28/2005 9:48a).]
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10:02a, 2/28/05
How can you not go with, "I'm Rich Biotch."

It's used at the end of every show because it was so great.
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12:05p, 2/28/05
quote:
They should have never gave you ni$%#s money!
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spanky
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12:09p, 2/28/05
quote:
Granny, nooo!!!!!


- When keepin' it real goes too far.

[This message has been edited by elspankdog (edited 2/28/2005 12:09p).]
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Deltron3030
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12:14p, 2/28/05
"Wayne Brady makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X." - Negrodamus
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12:21p, 2/28/05
"You still think I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X motherf*cker?"
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Hub `93
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12:36p, 2/28/05
What Deltron said.
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12:55p, 2/28/05
I can't just choose one:

Second for "I'm' ritch biotch"

Also, in wayne brady skit where dave greets prostitutes in scared voice"Good evening *****es."

And also, charlie murphys voice inflection always cracks me up when he says he thought Rick James would stop stepping over the line "Wrong,...wrong.
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RichoSwave
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1:02p, 2/28/05
The whole Samuel Jackson Beer skit
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Tobias Funke
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3:58p, 2/28/05
"Guess who? The crabs
Your pubes we'll grab
We hide in bed sheets....
and toilet seats...
we'll pinch your nuts...
with our feet"
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4:12p, 2/28/05
"Game, blouses."
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4:13p, 2/28/05
One, two, three, four.....FIFTH!
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4:13p, 2/28/05
quote:
The whole Samuel Jackson Beer skit

"It'll get you drunk!"
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spanky
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4:23p, 2/28/05


Forgot about the STD puppets.
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OasisMan
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4:26p, 2/28/05
haha, chappelle is great
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Tobias Funke
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4:27p, 2/28/05
Shoot the J.

SHOOT IT
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