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In reply to DG-Ag • 5:18p, 11/5/26
DG-Ag said:
Man-hands!

That's my all-time favorite episode

Elaine goes out with Kevin, the Bizarro Jerry, and meets Gene, Feldman and Vargas
Jerry dates Man-Hands
George uses the photo of Gillian to get into the forbidden city of beautiful models
Kramer gets the job at Brandt Leland, leading to the all-timer line:

Leland: There's just no way that we could keep you on.
Kramer: But I don't even really work here.
Leland: That's what makes this so difficult.
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In reply to CharleyKerfeld • 5:20p, 11/5/26
The Bizarro episode is greatness.

"We already have a George."
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In reply to CharleyKerfeld • 6:00p, 11/5/26
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CharleyKerfeld said:
DG-Ag said:
Man-hands!

That's my all-time favorite episode

Elaine goes out with Kevin, the Bizarro Jerry, and meets Gene, Feldman and Vargas
Jerry dates Man-Hands
George uses the photo of Gillian to get into the forbidden city of beautiful models
Kramer gets the job at Brandt Leland, leading to the all-timer line:

Leland: There's just no way that we could keep you on.
Kramer: But I don't even really work here.
Leland: That's what makes this so difficult.


Awesome line.

Is that when Kramer carried a briefcase full of crackers?
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6:10p, 11/5/26
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I love the episode when George runs over the old lady and the kids at the birthday party. Thats not the part that's great, it's Kramer's account of saving his girlfriend's toe and driving the bus.


"You kept making all the stops!?"
"Well, they kept ringing the bell"
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In reply to tx1c • 6:32p, 11/5/26
tx1c said:
I love the episode when George runs over the old lady and the kids at the birthday party. Thats not the part that's great, it's Kramer's account of saving his girlfriend's toe and driving the bus.


"You kept making all the stops!?"
"Well, they kept ringing the bell"


"Yeah! I am Batman!"
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6:33p, 11/5/26
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But you're a cashier!
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In reply to JCA1 • 7:22p, 11/5/26
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JCA1 said:
CharleyKerfeld said:
DG-Ag said:
Man-hands!

That's my all-time favorite episode

Elaine goes out with Kevin, the Bizarro Jerry, and meets Gene, Feldman and Vargas
Jerry dates Man-Hands
George uses the photo of Gillian to get into the forbidden city of beautiful models
Kramer gets the job at Brandt Leland, leading to the all-timer line:

Leland: There's just no way that we could keep you on.
Kramer: But I don't even really work here.
Leland: That's what makes this so difficult.


Awesome line.

Is that when Kramer carried a briefcase full of crackers?

"My baby takes the morning train.."
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8:45p, 11/5/26
And Jerry confronts him when they're supposed to have dinner in the darkened apartment.
Kramer: "You know this is my crazy time of year!"
Jerry: "It's your third day."
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In reply to The Milkman • 9:05p, 11/5/26
The Milkman said:
Marlene was definitely not.


The Virgin?
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In reply to The Milkman • 9:52p, 11/5/26
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Another game for Milos' wife was good looking.
You are a fraud Dr Tarnover. You haven't even been to Scarsdale.
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 10:24p, 11/5/26
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maroon barchetta said:
The Milkman said:
Marlene was definitely not.


The Virgin?


Marlene had the southern accent.
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In reply to tx1c • 10:25p, 11/5/26
tx1c said:
maroon barchetta said:
The Milkman said:
Marlene was definitely not.


The Virgin?


Marlene had the southern accent.


I'm thinking of Marla.
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In reply to tx1c • 7:38a, 11/6/26
tx1c said:
maroon barchetta said:
The Milkman said:
Marlene was definitely not.


The Virgin?


Marlene had the southern accent.

Marlene: I'm sorry, Jerry. I just can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do.
Jerry: You're a cashier!
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8:04a, 11/6/26
my favorite quote from the early seasons before it got consistently good is when they got watch the NYC Marathon at someone else's apartment:


ROXANNE: Oh, the marathon is great, isn't it?

JERRY: Oh, yes. Particularly if you're not in it.

ROXANNE: I wish we had a view of the finish line.

JERRY: What's to see? A woman from Norway, a guy from Kenya, and twenty thousand losers.
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8:20a, 11/6/26
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No one's mentioned Donna Chang? Ridicurous!!
You're from down South,
And when you open your mouth,
You always seem to put your foot there.
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In reply to DG-Ag • 8:24a, 11/6/26
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No one's mentioned Donna Chang? Ridicurous!!


I'm not taking advice from a woman from Long Island! She's not even Chinese!
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8:59a, 11/6/26
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Jerry, it's Frank Costanza, Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back.
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In reply to Julio von Matterhorn • 9:08a, 11/6/26
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Julio von Matterhorn said:
Jerry, it's Frank Costanza, Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back.

What the hell d'you trade Jay Buhner for?
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 9:09a, 11/6/26
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maroon barchetta said:
DG-Ag said:
No one's mentioned Donna Chang? Ridicurous!!


I'm not taking advice from a woman from Long Island! She's not even Chinese!

one of my absolute favorites.
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9:17a, 11/6/26
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Went and saw Seinfeld last night here in Charleston (in town for the bloodbath of a football game that's going to happen tomorrow).

First time I've seen him live, and he is still great. The opener for him was Ryan Hamilton and he got a ton of laughs as well.
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9:25a, 11/6/26
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"Jerry, just remember. It's not a lie… if you believe it" is a line I've always loved
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In reply to Buck Compton • 9:26a, 11/6/26
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Buck Compton said:
Went and saw Seinfeld last night here in Charleston (in town for the bloodbath of a football game that's going to happen tomorrow).

First time I've seen him live, and he is still great. The opener for him was Ryan Hamilton and he got a ton of laughs as well.

Ryan Hamilton was one of the openers for Nate Bargatze when I saw him here in Austin. Very funny.
You're from down South,
And when you open your mouth,
You always seem to put your foot there.
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In reply to double aught • 9:32a, 11/6/26
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double aught said:
Julio von Matterhorn said:
Jerry, it's Frank Costanza, Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back.

What the hell d'you trade Jay Buhner for?

Frank Costanza: "What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?! He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year. He's got a rocket for an arm. You don't know what the hell you're doing!!"
George Steinbrenner: "Well, Buhner was a good prospect, no question about it. But my baseball people loved Ken Phelps' bat. They kept saying, 'Ken Phelps, Ken Phelps."

I also loved this baseball exchange in a later season:
George Costanza: Hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics. Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T, in which G, gravity, of course, remains a constant.
[hits a home run]
George Costanza: It's not complicated.
Derek Jeter: Now, who are you again?
George Costanza: George Costanza. Assistant to the Traveling Secretary.
[hits another home run]
Bernie Williams: Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?
George Costanza: Do you want to talk about hotels or do you want to win some ball games?
Derek Jeter: Hey, we won the World Series.
George Costanza: [derisively] In six games.
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In reply to Prosperdick • 9:36a, 11/6/26
AG
Prosperdick said:
double aught said:
Julio von Matterhorn said:
Jerry, it's Frank Costanza, Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back.

What the hell d'you trade Jay Buhner for?

Frank Costanza: "What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?! He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year. He's got a rocket for an arm. You don't know what the hell you're doing!!"
George Steinbrenner: "Well, Buhner was a good prospect, no question about it. But my baseball people loved Ken Phelps' bat. They kept saying, 'Ken Phelps, Ken Phelps."

I also loved this baseball exchange in a later season:
George Costanza: Hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics. Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T, in which G, gravity, of course, remains a constant.
[hits a home run]
George Costanza: It's not complicated.
Derek Jeter: Now, who are you again?
George Costanza: George Costanza. Assistant to the Traveling Secretary.
[hits another home run]
Bernie Williams: Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?
George Costanza: Do you want to talk about hotels or do you want to win some ball games?
Derek Jeter: Hey, we won the World Series.
George Costanza: [derisively] In six games.

Is this the episode where George suddenly became smarter because he stopped having sex?
You're from down South,
And when you open your mouth,
You always seem to put your foot there.
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In reply to DG-Ag • 9:53a, 11/6/26
AG
DG-Ag said:
Prosperdick said:
double aught said:
Julio von Matterhorn said:
Jerry, it's Frank Costanza, Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back.

What the hell d'you trade Jay Buhner for?

Frank Costanza: "What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?! He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year. He's got a rocket for an arm. You don't know what the hell you're doing!!"
George Steinbrenner: "Well, Buhner was a good prospect, no question about it. But my baseball people loved Ken Phelps' bat. They kept saying, 'Ken Phelps, Ken Phelps."

I also loved this baseball exchange in a later season:
George Costanza: Hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics. Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T, in which G, gravity, of course, remains a constant.
[hits a home run]
George Costanza: It's not complicated.
Derek Jeter: Now, who are you again?
George Costanza: George Costanza. Assistant to the Traveling Secretary.
[hits another home run]
Bernie Williams: Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?
George Costanza: Do you want to talk about hotels or do you want to win some ball games?
Derek Jeter: Hey, we won the World Series.
George Costanza: [derisively] In six games.

Is this the episode where George suddenly became smarter because he stopped having sex?

Yes which was a silly conceit because you have to assume George is having sex regularly and I just don't buy it. That being said, it was very funny.
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In reply to Prosperdick • 10:04a, 11/6/26
He gave up even worrying about it until the Portuguese waitress came along.
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In reply to DG-Ag • 10:27a, 11/6/26
DG-Ag said:
Prosperdick said:
double aught said:
Julio von Matterhorn said:
Jerry, it's Frank Costanza, Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back.

What the hell d'you trade Jay Buhner for?

Frank Costanza: "What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?! He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year. He's got a rocket for an arm. You don't know what the hell you're doing!!"
George Steinbrenner: "Well, Buhner was a good prospect, no question about it. But my baseball people loved Ken Phelps' bat. They kept saying, 'Ken Phelps, Ken Phelps."

I also loved this baseball exchange in a later season:
George Costanza: Hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics. Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T, in which G, gravity, of course, remains a constant.
[hits a home run]
George Costanza: It's not complicated.
Derek Jeter: Now, who are you again?
George Costanza: George Costanza. Assistant to the Traveling Secretary.
[hits another home run]
Bernie Williams: Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?
George Costanza: Do you want to talk about hotels or do you want to win some ball games?
Derek Jeter: Hey, we won the World Series.
George Costanza: [derisively] In six games.

Is this the episode where George suddenly became smarter because he stopped having sex?

In the same episode.... I've seen it several times but never realized until last night that Bob Odenkirk is playing Elaine's boyfriend.
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10:29a, 11/6/26
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A funny little thing that my friends and I were talking about the other day was with the Airport. Jerry in first class and Elaine miserable in coach. "More anything?" "More everything!"

But it's a flight from St Louis to New York. It's like an 2 hour flight and they're all cozied up like it's a transatlantic overnight.
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In reply to Buck Compton • 12:10p, 11/6/26
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Buck Compton said:
Went and saw Seinfeld last night here in Charleston (in town for the bloodbath of a football game that's going to happen tomorrow).

First time I've seen him live, and he is still great. The opener for him was Ryan Hamilton and he got a ton of laughs as well.


Damn, I live in Charleston and didn't know he was here. I'd love to see him live.
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In reply to Equinox • 12:28p, 11/6/26
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Equinox said:
DG-Ag said:
Prosperdick said:
double aught said:
Julio von Matterhorn said:
Jerry, it's Frank Costanza, Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back.

What the hell d'you trade Jay Buhner for?

Frank Costanza: "What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?! He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year. He's got a rocket for an arm. You don't know what the hell you're doing!!"
George Steinbrenner: "Well, Buhner was a good prospect, no question about it. But my baseball people loved Ken Phelps' bat. They kept saying, 'Ken Phelps, Ken Phelps."

I also loved this baseball exchange in a later season:
George Costanza: Hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics. Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T, in which G, gravity, of course, remains a constant.
[hits a home run]
George Costanza: It's not complicated.
Derek Jeter: Now, who are you again?
George Costanza: George Costanza. Assistant to the Traveling Secretary.
[hits another home run]
Bernie Williams: Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?
George Costanza: Do you want to talk about hotels or do you want to win some ball games?
Derek Jeter: Hey, we won the World Series.
George Costanza: [derisively] In six games.

Is this the episode where George suddenly became smarter because he stopped having sex?

In the same episode.... I've seen it several times but never realized until last night that Bob Odenkirk is playing Elaine's boyfriend.

Was he the communist?
You're from down South,
And when you open your mouth,
You always seem to put your foot there.
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In reply to DG-Ag • 12:29p, 11/6/26
DG-Ag said:
Equinox said:
DG-Ag said:
Prosperdick said:
double aught said:
Julio von Matterhorn said:
Jerry, it's Frank Costanza, Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back.

What the hell d'you trade Jay Buhner for?

Frank Costanza: "What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?! He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year. He's got a rocket for an arm. You don't know what the hell you're doing!!"
George Steinbrenner: "Well, Buhner was a good prospect, no question about it. But my baseball people loved Ken Phelps' bat. They kept saying, 'Ken Phelps, Ken Phelps."

I also loved this baseball exchange in a later season:
George Costanza: Hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics. Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T, in which G, gravity, of course, remains a constant.
[hits a home run]
George Costanza: It's not complicated.
Derek Jeter: Now, who are you again?
George Costanza: George Costanza. Assistant to the Traveling Secretary.
[hits another home run]
Bernie Williams: Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?
George Costanza: Do you want to talk about hotels or do you want to win some ball games?
Derek Jeter: Hey, we won the World Series.
George Costanza: [derisively] In six games.

Is this the episode where George suddenly became smarter because he stopped having sex?

In the same episode.... I've seen it several times but never realized until last night that Bob Odenkirk is playing Elaine's boyfriend.

Was he the communist?


Wasn't he studying to be a podiatrist?
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 12:36p, 11/6/26
AG
maroon barchetta said:
DG-Ag said:
Equinox said:
DG-Ag said:
Prosperdick said:
double aught said:
Julio von Matterhorn said:
Jerry, it's Frank Costanza, Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back.

What the hell d'you trade Jay Buhner for?

Frank Costanza: "What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?! He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year. He's got a rocket for an arm. You don't know what the hell you're doing!!"
George Steinbrenner: "Well, Buhner was a good prospect, no question about it. But my baseball people loved Ken Phelps' bat. They kept saying, 'Ken Phelps, Ken Phelps."

I also loved this baseball exchange in a later season:
George Costanza: Hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics. Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T, in which G, gravity, of course, remains a constant.
[hits a home run]
George Costanza: It's not complicated.
Derek Jeter: Now, who are you again?
George Costanza: George Costanza. Assistant to the Traveling Secretary.
[hits another home run]
Bernie Williams: Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?
George Costanza: Do you want to talk about hotels or do you want to win some ball games?
Derek Jeter: Hey, we won the World Series.
George Costanza: [derisively] In six games.

Is this the episode where George suddenly became smarter because he stopped having sex?

In the same episode.... I've seen it several times but never realized until last night that Bob Odenkirk is playing Elaine's boyfriend.

Was he the communist?


Wasn't he studying to be a podiatrist?

yep. As I clicked post I remembered this.
You're from down South,
And when you open your mouth,
You always seem to put your foot there.
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In reply to DG-Ag • 12:42p, 11/6/26
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DG-Ag said:
Equinox said:
DG-Ag said:
Prosperdick said:
double aught said:
Julio von Matterhorn said:
Jerry, it's Frank Costanza, Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back.

What the hell d'you trade Jay Buhner for?

Frank Costanza: "What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?! He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year. He's got a rocket for an arm. You don't know what the hell you're doing!!"
George Steinbrenner: "Well, Buhner was a good prospect, no question about it. But my baseball people loved Ken Phelps' bat. They kept saying, 'Ken Phelps, Ken Phelps."

I also loved this baseball exchange in a later season:
George Costanza: Hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics. Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T, in which G, gravity, of course, remains a constant.
[hits a home run]
George Costanza: It's not complicated.
Derek Jeter: Now, who are you again?
George Costanza: George Costanza. Assistant to the Traveling Secretary.
[hits another home run]
Bernie Williams: Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?
George Costanza: Do you want to talk about hotels or do you want to win some ball games?
Derek Jeter: Hey, we won the World Series.
George Costanza: [derisively] In six games.

Is this the episode where George suddenly became smarter because he stopped having sex?

In the same episode.... I've seen it several times but never realized until last night that Bob Odenkirk is playing Elaine's boyfriend.

Was he the communist?


No, the commie was a different guy.
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In reply to Prosperdick • 1:04p, 11/6/26
Prosperdick said:
DG-Ag said:
Prosperdick said:
double aught said:
Julio von Matterhorn said:
Jerry, it's Frank Costanza, Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back.

What the hell d'you trade Jay Buhner for?

Frank Costanza: "What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?! He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year. He's got a rocket for an arm. You don't know what the hell you're doing!!"
George Steinbrenner: "Well, Buhner was a good prospect, no question about it. But my baseball people loved Ken Phelps' bat. They kept saying, 'Ken Phelps, Ken Phelps."

I also loved this baseball exchange in a later season:
George Costanza: Hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics. Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T, in which G, gravity, of course, remains a constant.
[hits a home run]
George Costanza: It's not complicated.
Derek Jeter: Now, who are you again?
George Costanza: George Costanza. Assistant to the Traveling Secretary.
[hits another home run]
Bernie Williams: Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?
George Costanza: Do you want to talk about hotels or do you want to win some ball games?
Derek Jeter: Hey, we won the World Series.
George Costanza: [derisively] In six games.

Is this the episode where George suddenly became smarter because he stopped having sex?

Yes which was a silly conceit because you have to assume George is having sex regularly and I just don't buy it. That being said, it was very funny.

It's not that he was getting it regularly, it's that he knew there was no chance, so he stopped using his brain to try and get some.
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TXAG 05 said:
DG-Ag said:
Equinox said:
DG-Ag said:
Prosperdick said:
double aught said:
Julio von Matterhorn said:
Jerry, it's Frank Costanza, Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back.

What the hell d'you trade Jay Buhner for?

Frank Costanza: "What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?! He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year. He's got a rocket for an arm. You don't know what the hell you're doing!!"
George Steinbrenner: "Well, Buhner was a good prospect, no question about it. But my baseball people loved Ken Phelps' bat. They kept saying, 'Ken Phelps, Ken Phelps."

I also loved this baseball exchange in a later season:
George Costanza: Hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics. Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T, in which G, gravity, of course, remains a constant.
[hits a home run]
George Costanza: It's not complicated.
Derek Jeter: Now, who are you again?
George Costanza: George Costanza. Assistant to the Traveling Secretary.
[hits another home run]
Bernie Williams: Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?
George Costanza: Do you want to talk about hotels or do you want to win some ball games?
Derek Jeter: Hey, we won the World Series.
George Costanza: [derisively] In six games.

Is this the episode where George suddenly became smarter because he stopped having sex?

In the same episode.... I've seen it several times but never realized until last night that Bob Odenkirk is playing Elaine's boyfriend.

Was he the communist?


No, the commie was a different guy.

Yep. Realized my mistake. Post directly above yours!
You're from down South,
And when you open your mouth,
You always seem to put your foot there.
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