WTF is this thread still going. Like anyone on here actually have a shot at deciding in real life.
Gig ‘Em Baby!
Hot or Not? Ella Langley
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Last: 1 day ago by maroon barchetta
That's simply only due to fame.
8/10 body
5/10 face
Every picture I see she has about a pound of makeup on and is airbrushed to hell. The bartender serving me drinks in Comfort, TX this past week makes Langley look like a troll.
8/10 body
5/10 face
Every picture I see she has about a pound of makeup on and is airbrushed to hell. The bartender serving me drinks in Comfort, TX this past week makes Langley look like a troll.
This is me agreeing with you on two different threads in two minutes
The picture on the previous page with the Chile joke does her no favors.
Agristotle said:
This is me agreeing with you on two different threads in two minutes
And a great other thread at that!
CNN is an enemy of the state and should be treated as such.
She looks like she's trying to be the Tate McRae of Country, and im not sure if i believe it.
She's definitely hot, though, for sure. Don't be gay about it.
She's definitely hot, though, for sure. Don't be gay about it.
Lathspell said:
That's simply only due to fame.
8/10 body
5/10 face
Every picture I see she has about a pound of makeup on and is airbrushed to hell. The bartender serving me drinks in Comfort, TX this past week makes Langley look like a troll.
Body 10. Face 10...that's my weakness.
Lathspell said:
Had to go back and rewatch who they were talking about...Hilary Swank, lol
smoking...
stay low boys. keep those feet moving. go be perfect.
- chavez (fnl)
#EllaLangley is getting MASSIVE backlash from old photos of her hunting from before she was famous. 😳👀
— Country Limits (@CountryL1imits) October 6, 2026
Thoughts on this? pic.twitter.com/M1ZsM8IX5g
stay low boys. keep those feet moving. go be perfect.
- chavez (fnl)
Conventionally attractive. Cute even. Doesn't move the needle for me much though. I would pass her on the street and not even think about glancing her over.
Hot/smoke show gets tossed around way too much and has completely devalued the word and term.
Long AF bangs with the feathered hair is such a minus for me. It literally subtracts from beauty IMO, shallow as that sounds. Quick fix thankfully.
Know nothing about her career but if she has actual talent, kudos to her. Like finding an oasis in a desert with what comes out Nashville these days it seems like.
Hot/smoke show gets tossed around way too much and has completely devalued the word and term.
Long AF bangs with the feathered hair is such a minus for me. It literally subtracts from beauty IMO, shallow as that sounds. Quick fix thankfully.
Know nothing about her career but if she has actual talent, kudos to her. Like finding an oasis in a desert with what comes out Nashville these days it seems like.
I'm sure the not hot people have hotter wives/gfs.
Boogie2988Ag said:
I'm sure the not hot people have hotter wives/gfs.
I'm sure many do. I've dated women I find to be much more attractive than her.
This kind of response is crazy when we're talking about someone who's airbrushed to hell and truly isn't that hot. Again, go to several bars in any college town in this country. You will see SO MANY women who are hotter and don't have a pound of makeup on.
No one believes you.
Gig ‘Em Baby!
Cool. Doesn't change the fact she's not hot.
Again, we're talking about a woman who is as mid as it gets. It blows my mind that people think she's more attractive than the average woman. She's literally as average as it gets.
Again, we're talking about a woman who is as mid as it gets. It blows my mind that people think she's more attractive than the average woman. She's literally as average as it gets.
Lathspell said:
Cool. Doesn't change the fact she's not hot.
Again, we're talking about a woman who is as mid as it gets. It blows my mind that people think she's more attractive than the average woman. She's literally as average as it gets.
Which Porsche did you drive today? Or did you go with the Lambo?
Wow... you would equate her to a Porsche?
If some of yall think she's "hot", I'd hate to know what you consider to be cute...
I get that we all have our "type", but jeez... If I were to see here in a bar, I probably would even do a double take unless that picture is actually her real body and not also airbrushed to hell. Id definitely turn around and check out that body, but that doesnt change her face.
If some of yall think she's "hot", I'd hate to know what you consider to be cute...
I get that we all have our "type", but jeez... If I were to see here in a bar, I probably would even do a double take unless that picture is actually her real body and not also airbrushed to hell. Id definitely turn around and check out that body, but that doesnt change her face.
Lathspell said:
Cool. Doesn't change the fact she's not hot.
Again, we're talking about a woman who is as mid as it gets. It blows my mind that people think she's more attractive than the average woman. She's literally as average as it gets.
You're either full of sht, blind, or just trolling.
It's fine that you don't think she's hot but to say that she's just average makes me believe that your opinions on beauty standards are not reliable and prone to hyperbole.
Based on the airbrushed picture with a pound of makeup or the real one?
Her face is average. On a bell curve of female attractiveness, its a 5/10.
Her face is average. On a bell curve of female attractiveness, its a 5/10.
Lathspell said:
Based on the airbrushed picture with a pound of makeup or the real one?
Her face is average. On a bell curve of female attractiveness, its a 5/10.
You're trying too hard. Be less subtle and it might work
Naw, she's hot. She'd be hotter if she'd get rid of those bangs though
Lathspell said:
On a bell curve of female attractiveness, its a 5/10.
This is scientifically incorrect.
If you picked 10 random women from a public crowd she would not be right in the middle.
Hell 40% of American women are obese so just by weight alone she'd be 5 out of 10. So if she has a mid face that'd put her at least at a 7.
Ag_07 said:Lathspell said:
On a bell curve of female attractiveness, its a 5/10.
This is scientifically incorrect.
If you picked 10 random women from a public crowd she would not be right in the middle.
Hell 40% of American women are obese so just by weight alone she'd be 5 out of 10. So if she has a mid face that'd put her at least at a 7.
On top of the fact that with any amount of makeup, a little or a lot, and they're still not going to be as pretty as she is with her amount of makeup
Lath put on a good troll. Almost as good as the OP's
Hey, you do you. For me to consider a woman "hot", she had better be above a 7 on both face and body. Otherwise, she's shades of cute or even pretty. I'm also not basing my entire opinion on a single picture professionally airbrushed to ***** I've seen pictures like that of women who are objectively overweight but look thin and hot in their pictures.
Sorry this offends some of you.
Sorry this offends some of you.
There's "Yeah, she's hot." and there's "Holy ****, she's she ****ing hot!".
This girl is the former not the latter.
This girl is the former not the latter.
Lathspell said:Boogie2988Ag said:
I'm sure the not hot people have hotter wives/gfs.
I'm sure many do. I've dated women I find to be much more attractive than her.
This kind of response is crazy when we're talking about someone who's airbrushed to hell and truly isn't that hot. Again, go to several bars in any college town in this country. You will see SO MANY women who are hotter and don't have a pound of makeup on.
We believe you
She's lacking the requisite ample boobage to be truly hot. But she's not unattractive.
Lathspell said:
Hey, you do you. For me to consider a woman "hot", she had better be above a 7 on both face and body. Otherwise, she's shades of cute or even pretty. I'm also not basing my entire opinion on a single picture professionally airbrushed to ***** I've seen pictures like that of women who are objectively overweight but look thin and hot in their pictures.
Sorry this offends some of you.
Nah, I'm with you. I don't even think I have high standards or anything. She looks to be like an average woman who can be pretty when dolled up. And that's perfectly fine.
She is clearly not unattractive but again, I wouldn't glance twice at her. Come to think of it, The four last major cities I've lived in have had some major talent though. San Diego, Phoenix, College Station, Dallas. Not in the ghettos either. Some maybe I am skewed, not living around the stock of East Texas or deep Appalachia.
Lathspell said:Boogie2988Ag said:
I'm sure the not hot people have hotter wives/gfs.
I'm sure many do. I've dated women I find to be much more attractive than her.
This kind of response is crazy when we're talking about someone who's airbrushed to hell and truly isn't that hot. Again, go to several bars in any college town in this country. You will see SO MANY women who are hotter and don't have a pound of makeup on.
I've been fortunate and don't understand how but every woman I have dated has been hotter than her and worn minimal makeup, if any.
That hairstyle is terrible. The accent sounds forced. And I believe she smokes. She has been manufactured by some handler to get this attention.
I think she is cute. But she sounds fake. Wonder how many times she practiced singing the word 'rain' to make it sound country.
Cliff.Booth said:
It's really hard to tell with the bangs and amount of makeup. I get the feeling that with a normal hairstyle, normal amount of makeup, and un-edited photos, she'd look like the kind of girl you'd find working cashier at a Chicken Express in Abilene.
This
Her show in Tulsa last night was cancelled due to security threats
https://instagr.am/p/DeSfYbYFxYt
https://instagr.am/p/DeSfYbYFxYt
CNN is an enemy of the state and should be treated as such.
Well that sucks.
maroon barchetta said:Lathspell said:Boogie2988Ag said:
I'm sure the not hot people have hotter wives/gfs.
I'm sure many do. I've dated women I find to be much more attractive than her.
This kind of response is crazy when we're talking about someone who's airbrushed to hell and truly isn't that hot. Again, go to several bars in any college town in this country. You will see SO MANY women who are hotter and don't have a pound of makeup on.
I've been fortunate and don't understand how but every woman I have dated has been hotter than her and worn minimal makeup, if any.
That hairstyle is terrible. The accent sounds forced. And I believe she smokes. She has been manufactured by some handler to get this attention.
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