My wife got me the "Best of Triumph" DVD yesterday (gotta love that woman!). In the Christmas sketch, Triumph is going to have his pups sing a Christmas carol, when one of them starts screaming "I don't want to sing! I hate you, daddy! I want to go to college! I want to be an engineer! I want to go to Texas A&M!"

Has anyone else seen this? I nearly passed out from laughing so hard!

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Where did she buy it? Some of his stuff is pretty funny. Who does the voice/writing?

His sidewalk interviews of the dorks waiting for days to see the last Star Wars movie were hilarious. It peaked with his proclimation that he could read your future..."Prediction-you will die alone..."

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The DVD is available everywhere (Best Buy, Circuit City, etc.) and the Star Wars interview sequence is in there. One of my favorite lines is when he asks a guy in full Darth Vader costume which one of the buttons on his chest calls his mom to come pick him up.

Or the one when he tells the pregnant lady that when her baby comes out it'll be the only time he'll see female genitalia.

The star wars bit is definitely Triumph's highest moment. I haven't seen the Texas A&M one. That is pretty funny.

"We're here for spoilers!"

"I've got a spoiler for you, you're going to die alone!"

No, no. The best part is when Spock shows up and gives everyone the finger. THAT's funny.

The one that gets me is when he is talking to some geek dressed as Darth Vader. Vader is explaining what all the buttons on his chest do and Triumph ask "Which one calls your parents to come and pick you up?"

Is there an echo in here?

why does the best buy in CS not have this yet...???

the bon jovi stuff was pretty funny, but i agree that the star wars thing was at good as it gets

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I don't know about Best Buy in CS, but my wife got it at Best Buy here in Ocala, FL. Of course, she works there, too. Try bestbuy.com.

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yeah, it wasnt on display so i asked one of the employees, and he looked at me like was an idiot and said, "it's not out yet. it's gonna be released soon though." he even attempted to look it up and couldnt find it on the upcoming releases. maybe because it was released last week dumbass!
best buy employees are the greatest...

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^ROFL! That skit had me dyin'...

Have any of you guys seen the hollywood squares bit? Hilarious!

Host: "Triumph, what is the heaviest breed of dog?"

Triumph: "Oh, I think it is the Laso Oprah. Or it may be the Roker Spaniel."

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