Aubrey Plaza's husband found dead

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The Porkchop Express said:

Brian Earl Spilner said:

You chastised me for joking about some chick's weight one time.
Make sure and have your mom call my mom so we can meet after school and I can apologize.

Jesus Christ


I mean if you're gonna throw stones, just saying...
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Damn, even for the E Board, this one jumped the shark hard.
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This thread is cracking me up. It delivers. It was off the rails long before I made a post on it.

I'm hoping Karen is ok today. I mean Tanya.

Just got on this thread to throw a joke out. Immediately get attacked so thought. Oh this is going to be fun trolling this one. And then subsequent lectures incur from the typical posters. Wow, my trolling really got them going. So thought, should I throw a few troll posts at them. Nah, thought it was best to just let them know their posts have been making my day.

Well, I will throw one more out there.

As I stated earlier, one should not do things that questions their commitment to a spouse or significant other. And if you are unsure if those actions question that commitment. One sign that your actions even done in good faith(or maybe not) are not what you should be doing. If you have to make public statements trying to fix your image, those actions should have been avoided.

Here's an example, a fellow coworker that is also married of mine have a rule. If we are ever invited to go to lunch with a female coworker, we never accept the invitation unless one of us can also go.

Now I get it. Most on here clearly will not understand the simple importance of such rules as this for oneself. But some might and if they did not think of this before might start implement things such as this.

As Confucius stated.

"Life is simple, we just make it complicated."
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Walking into this thread for the first time


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LB12Diamond said:

This thread is cracking me up. It delivers. It was off the rails long before I made a post on it.

I'm hoping Karen is ok today. I mean Tanya.

Just got on this thread to throw a joke out. Immediately get attacked so thought. Oh this is going to be fun trolling this one. And then subsequent lectures incur from the typical posters. Wow, my trolling really got them going. So thought, should I throw a few troll posts at them. Nah, thought it was best to just let them know their posts have been making my day.

Well, I will throw one more out there.

As I stated earlier, one should not do things that questions their commitment to a spouse or significant other. And if you are unsure if those actions question that commitment. One sign that your actions even done in good faith(or maybe not) are not what you should be doing. If you have to make public statements trying to fix your image, those actions should have been avoided.

Here's an example, a fellow coworker that is also married of mine have a rule. If we are ever invited to go to lunch with a female coworker, we never accept the invitation unless one of us can also go.

Now I get it. Most on here clearly will not understand the simple importance of such rules as this for oneself. But some might and if they did not think of this before might start implement things such as this.

As Confucius stated.

"Life is simple, we just make it complicated."
Sounds like you are the one making it complicated by not having trust in your spouse and thinking others don't either.
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TL;DR
IIIHorn
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maroon barchetta said:

TL;DR
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Tanya 93
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IIIHorn said:

maroon barchetta said:

TL;DR
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AggieOO
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Quote:

Here's an example, a fellow coworker that is also married of mine have a rule. If we are ever invited to go to lunch with a female coworker, we never accept the invitation unless one of us can also go.
sounds like you don't trust yourselves to be around other women.
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It's crazy, Of all the RIP threads I have started here, this would have been almost dead last if I had to choose which one would take off.
It's a crazy world.
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Tanya 93 said:

IIIHorn said:

maroon barchetta said:

TL;DR
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Howdy, Teach!
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I think we can all take comfort knowing that if Aubrey Plaza actually read this thread - she'd probably love it
The Porkchop Express
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TCTTS said:

For the life of me, I cannot follow what the hell it is you're trying to argue. Are you actually implying that Aubrey Plaza is somehow having an affair with an openly gay man? In one of the most public settings imaginable (court side at a nationally televised NBA game)?

This thread is so ****ing weird.

Also, it's extremely clear that a number of people here have no clue how depression actually works, or have never had close family or friends who have suffered from depression. Some of y'all might as well be blaming Aubrey Plaza for her husband dying of Alzheimer's.


To be fair, NO ONE can follow what he's trying to argue
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Cliff.Booth said:

We just don't know anything. It's not worth speculating. Dude might have been fighting depression for a very long time and just lost the will to go on -- sadly that happens to people of every walk of life, regardless of the status of their marriage. Depression can take down people with a lot going for them.


I think this is the most lucid take I've ever seen from you

Hear hear
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BowSowy said:

Brian Earl Spilner said:

You chastised me for joking about some chick's weight one time.
He's also not someone who should not be taking any sort of moral high ground


Let it go
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Ghost of Bisbee said:

BowSowy said:

Brian Earl Spilner said:

You chastised me for joking about some chick's weight one time.
He's also not someone who should not be taking any sort of moral high ground


Let it go


You must be new here.
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Sometimes I come to TexAgs and cycle through my normal forums and it feels like I'm just reading the same crap again and again and I think "why do I even waste my time on this site"…and then, every so often, I stumble into a thread like this and I'm reminded why this is the greatest site on God's green internet.
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maroon barchetta said:

Ghost of Bisbee said:

BowSowy said:

Brian Earl Spilner said:

You chastised me for joking about some chick's weight one time.
He's also not someone who should not be taking any sort of moral high ground


Let it go


You must be new here.


Nah. Just know when the horse has been beaten dead, resurrected, and beaten dead again hundreds of times for some of that sweet blue star dopamine. Tiring
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Thanks?
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This thread truly does have it all
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This thread is April in P&R skirting CTMPS by making the other participants bicker among each other while she effs off and has fun elsewhere
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Ghost of Bisbee said:

This thread truly does have it all
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I understand "it's internet" but god damn, the joking about the suicide of someone who wasn't really a known celebrity other than being married to one…holy f uck.

This seems pretty distasteful, even for Texags. And I don't mean that I don't laugh at a lot of dark shi t here, I'm certainly not above it.
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It's Facebook, not Reddit
maroon barchetta
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Also, you are the one that DM's me asking "hey man, I thought we were cool?"

Get your story straight.
Mr. Awesome Time
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If Baena had no issue with Plaza's friendship with the gay friend, then no one's disapproval on here matters in the slightest. The speculation re: her making things worse is a bad look, and no one knows if she had a problem respecting any boundaries that were potentially made.
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Ah yes. We've reached the "I know you are, but what am I" phase of this thread. Epic.
 
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