Taylor Swift's Status For NFL Kickoff Game

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maroon barchetta said:

What information do you post to verify your net worth, Mr. Pickens?


People can just look at me and tell.

My entire wardrobe is Tommy Bahama and I drive an older sports car that's long been paid for.

Subtle pretentiousness without being too gaudy.

People know.
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YouBet said:

maroon barchetta said:

What information do you post to verify your net worth, Mr. Pickens?


People can just look at me and tell.

My entire wardrobe is Tommy Bahama and I drive an older sports car that's long been paid for.

Subtle pretentiousness without being too gaudy.

People know.


That's actually a solid plan.
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That's why I don't wear a Rolex or AP.

Keeping it subtle
Aggie Dad 26
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As long as Taylor is "fat" and I have a face, she has a place to sit
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Aggie Dad 26 said:

As long as Taylor is "fat" and I have a face, she has a place to sit


That might be the smartest and wisest thing ever said on Texags.
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Ok, this is officially a GB thread.
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Ok, this is officially a GB thread.
It was from the OP.
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Is this not the entertainment board?

Is Taylor not an entertainer?
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Aggie Dad 26 said:

As long as Taylor is "fat" and I have a face, she has a place to sitYou'd ou'd be giving Kelce a BJ by proxy.
You'd be giving Kelce a BJ by proxy.
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Cliff.Booth
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Don't get it, she's not unattractive, but she's pretty damn average. I guess I like my overrated pop stars a little more smoking hot. Like, peak Katy Perry's music never did much for me but that California Gurls video is a gift to all mankind.
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If Taylor wanted me to go to a few Kamala Harris fundraisers in exchange for showering me with money and letting me do butt stuff then I'm riding blue wave.

I think you'd be gay if you didn't.
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I'd pass. I'd demean myself for plenty of other A-listers, but Taylor Swift is attractive lady you see at Target hot, not would go to a Kamala rally to get laid by this person hot.
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We can agree to disagree Aggie brother
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I'd go with taylor to a kamala rally then imagine I was with aoc while giving her the business
maroon barchetta
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And then AOC rips you to threads with her Mr. Ed teeth.
Cliff.Booth
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Y'all are tripping over AOC too? Dammit you guys have low standards. Go to a taco truck on a Saturday night and tell me you don't see 10 girls hotter than AOC.
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Hey go easy on Taylor and AOC , they can't all be as pretty as Trumps girlfriend
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Cliff.Booth
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Fair enough.
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Man Trump is hilarious

Yes….these are real

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Surprised the secret service is letting you post after you were detained this afternoon
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I was at Camp Bullis this afternoon…..feds still got me.

Don't worry.
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nai06
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Just checking in to see the semi regular Taylor Swift thread is going as expected.


Always worth a good read. Carry on.



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People blaming Taylor Swift for Kelce's numbers being down. Saying he soft and out of shape because he all over partying.
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lol

Or…….hes getting close to retirement and aging in the NFL.

If I was having sex with Taylor Swift in my twilight years of my NFL years with money in the bank I would probably be enjoying myself too
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Stat Monitor Repairman said:

People blaming Taylor Swift for Kelce's numbers being down. Saying he soft and out of shape because he all over partying.


Hoohah is undefeated.
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Stat Monitor Repairman said:

People blaming Taylor Swift for Kelce's numbers being down. Saying he soft and out of shape because he all over partying.
Chiefs fans need not worry. The NFL isn't gonna let their PR gravy train fail.
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I can't imagine he continues to play much longer. He's almost 35 which is pretty damn old for an NFL player. I was reading the other day that Gronk had retired twice by this point in his career. Also they are the same age. I had no idea.


Amazon just bought him and his brothers podcast for 100 million and I keep seeing ads forna new tv show he's in. I'd be surprised if he finishes out his contract.
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I'm pumped for some hot T-swift drama though. I will tell you that. Gonna be great.
 
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