The Porkchop Express said:
Urban Ag said:
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I've turned over a new leaf. More positivity and optimism instead of negativity and pessimism. Glass half full, etc. And I think I was only able to do so by beginning to have sex with women instead of men. And I mean women - they've all been 35+. Weird stuff, but that's life.
This feels like a test to see who actually reads the post.
Am I on drugs?
I did this to a young prof at A&M who I was absolutely certain was not reading our submitted papers.
In the middle of an essay I typed "gotta step away from the keyboard cause I have the sh***". I swear I got my score back and it was like a 94 and he never mentioned it.
MY 9th grade English teacher made us do an essay project where we wrote a single page for 60 straight days about a book we were reading that was long as hell. The common theory was that she opened it to a random page and gave you a grade on that page. To test that theory, one of my journal entries was about me winning the Super Bowl playing quarterback. The book was about being a frontier-era school teacher. I got a 98 on the essay.
i was an IT guy throughout college but was a communications major because it was easier. i did an MIS/CS minor just to give my degree a bit more credence as i went into that field in the early 2000s.
my MIS teacher was a joke and i would put random things like, "i will bet you $20 that you don't read half of what we turn in and just put random grades out there," or other such things in almost every paper and still made a 4.0
ironically, my girlfriend (now wife) was 2 years older than me schoolwise and i did most of her technical work for her, and she had a better grade than i did when she took it. but he was also a horn dog.