AggieLAX said:

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A client of mine told me the story of a house party he attended that had a small dance floor. At various times throughout one of the songs, one of the women would curiously shake her hands in the air. It was the Freddy Fender song, "Wasted Days and Wasted Nights" but she thought he was singing "Wave to Dave and Wave to Mike".

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EclipseAg said:

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I also never knew he was singing "metal under tension" in the third line of "Danger Zone."

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Captain Winky said:

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My idiot friends thought ELO was singing, "beeeeeautiful woman" instead of "evil woman".

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I still can't get my brain to stop thinking it is Medieval Woman…

"can't find the butterman"

Pearl Jam - Better man

I always thought it was "I'm blue, if I was green I would die" but no it was literally dabadee

"There is a bedroom on the right"

- CCR

Bruce Almighty said:

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Sweet dreams are made of these

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so that's not what it says?.......awe man

My mom always thought the line in Scarborough Fair was "parsley, said Rosemary to Tom."

On a trip to Miami, my buddy wanted us to drive down to the street Vanilla Ice talked about, you know, A1A, Detroit Avenue.

Carry a laser on this road that I must travel. Carry a laser in the darkness of the night.

fat girlfriend said:

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Carry a laser on this road that I must travel. Carry a laser in the darkness of the night.

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Haven't considered that.

Big_Russ said:

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Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

If you like mean enchiladas...

At least that's what my 7 year old ears heard. Still can't unhear it, though.

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My young daughter heard "bean enchiladas." It's how we sing it now.

"Give me The Beach Boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost i your rock and roll"

My girl likes to potty all the time
Potty all the time
Potty all the time
Eddie Murphy.
Always fun to hear it on a road trip with the boys & mom back in the day.

Embarrassing to admit but up until 2 years ago I was singing "Cadillac, FlapJack." In Boot Scoot Boogie

I'm 34 years old

mike_ags_fan12 said:

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Embarrassing to admit but up until 2 years ago I was singing "Cadillac, FlapJack." In Boot Scoot Boogie

I'm 34 years old

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So what are you singing now? I just want to make sure you got it right. I totally know it's not Cadillac, flapjack.

I always thought that Ms. Walker was a ****; "Let's all go down to do Ms. Walker"

My daughter swears Def Leppard is singing about a red iPhone in Pour Some Sugar on Me.

My wife and I were riding with my buddy and his now wife on a backroad on the way home from somewhere years ago. "If You Wanna Play in Texas (You Gotta Have a Fiddle in the Band)" came on. When the part came up,

I remember down in Houston
We were puttin' on a show
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled.......(Cotton Eyed Joe!)

and his wife yelled "HOT NACHO!!!!!"

My buddy immediately stopped the truck and just stared at her for a few seconds....then all but her busted out laughing. To this day, her nickname is Nacho.

Old School Brother said:

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My wife and I were riding with my buddy and his now wife on a backroad on the way home from somewhere years ago. "If You Wanna Play in Texas (You Gotta Have a Fiddle in the Band)" came on. When the part came up,

I remember down in Houston
We were puttin' on a show
When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled.......(Cotton Eyed Joe!)

and his wife yelled "HOT NACHO!!!!!"

My buddy immediately stopped the truck and just stared at her for a few seconds....then all but her busted out laughing. To this day, her nickname is Nacho.

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