"Hand me the f****** keys ya co*******, whaddaf****."

picking up the mouse and speaking "computer" in to it.

telling her she is my density.

"To be faaaaaiiiiiiirrrr"

My wife hates Letterkenny

ABattJudd said:

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"To be faaaaaiiiiiiirrrr"

My wife hates Letterkenny

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That's rough. My wife always harmonizes it with me.

For the OP, my wife would get annoyed because every time she'd say the word scrunchie, I'd say the line from Futurama, "A year later, I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchie." But I think it grew on her because I finally got her to watch the episode and she laughed her ass off when the line came up.

bluefire579 said:

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ABattJudd said:

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"To be faaaaaiiiiiiirrrr"

My wife hates Letterkenny

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That's rough. My wife always harmonizes it with me.

For the OP, my wife would get annoyed because every time she'd say the word scrunchie, I'd say the line from Futurama, "A year later, I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchie." But I think it grew on her because I finally got her to watch the episode and she laughed her ass off when the line came up.

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My Futurama quotes are lost on most, including the SO.

Anytime the word windmill comes up in any conversation, anywhere, I immediately yell "WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY".

And when I do something wrong, I quote Hedonism Bot "I apologize for nothing!"

Proposition Joe said:

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bluefire579 said:

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ABattJudd said:

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"To be faaaaaiiiiiiirrrr"

My wife hates Letterkenny

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That's rough. My wife always harmonizes it with me.

For the OP, my wife would get annoyed because every time she'd say the word scrunchie, I'd say the line from Futurama, "A year later, I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchie." But I think it grew on her because I finally got her to watch the episode and she laughed her ass off when the line came up.

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My Futurama quotes are lost on most, including the SO.

Anytime the word windmill comes up in any conversation, anywhere, I immediately yell "WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY".

And when I do something wrong, I quote Hedonism Bot "I apologize for nothing!"

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Those are great. I also like to throw in the Robot Devil classic, "You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!!!"

"If this turkey tastes half as good as it looks, we're all in for a real treat!

I say it at least once or twice a week as we sit down for dinner. It used to get some good laughs from everyone. Now it just gets groans and eye rolls. I'll never quit though.

My wife asked me to stop quoting Borat. Very nice! I like!!

Anytime that "Groundhog Day" is either on or somewhat mentioned, I bust into the same exact "You know, the mayor of the town... that's actually Bill Murray's brother...."

Drives her up the wall.

Been quoting since college and now my daughter answers it

Whenever she gets out of the shower or is in any state of undress/changing cloths I do do the Joey Tribbiani "How you doin' ".

agracer said:

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Whenever she gets out of the shower or is in any state of undress/changing cloths I do do the Joey Tribbiani "How you doin' ".

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Guilty.

I totally overdo the Futurama references too.

"I don't see you with a fungineering degree."
"Is that blimp accurate?!"
"I'm scare-roused"

One word: Thundercougarfalconbird

I quote The Color Purple more than any sane person should

"LETS GO ALREADYYYYYY"

So many times it can be used.

"Yeah, science!"

"You want any of this before I put it up?"

Oh, I'm looking right at you, big daddy.

Newsradio - If what you're saying is true, then I still don't care.

From the Simpsons: "Were the worst family in town"
I've trained my kids to reply "Maybe we should move to a bigger town"

"You come at the king, you best not miss."

She rarely misses.

"What in the wide, wide world of sports is goin' on here?"

I use this line probably daily. My wife has never commented on it, rolled her eyes, anything. Never a mention. I thought it was just falling on deaf ears.

Guess what phrase she used yesterday? Yep.

I was so proud.

I quote Simpsons WAY more than I should. From HYMIM, "Challenge accepted!" is also in regular use.

Also from HIMYM, we've both been known to do the Ted/Robin mock-salute when someone mentions an Army rank (e.g., "General knowledge").

"FRONT AND BACK!!!"

As we have 4 dogs, I often will sit on the floor and do Ace Ventura's "Come to me, jungle friends!"

She hates when she's being serious about discipline and I'll go Game of Thrones and tell the kids "Go to your room to await the King's Justice."

When nobody is listening because they're wrapped up in their devices, I'll go with Craig Kilborn from Old School after Luke Wilson catches him with the waitress at the party "Good talk, I'll see you out there."

"Good night, sleep well, I'll most likely kill you in the morning."

"Why can't I have NO kids and THREE money!?"

My girlfriend hates Seinfeld and Curb so there are countless examples. Recent ones in use:

"We are LIVING, in a SOCIETY!"

"Pretttyyyy… preeetty good"

Whenever Joey Gallo comes up to bat, I say "It's Joey CALLOW, not Joey Gallo". She thought it was funny for about one series.

ABattJudd said:

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"To be faaaaaiiiiiiirrrr"

My wife hates Letterkenny

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Does a duck with a boner drag reeds?

"Well, I'm not calling you a liar, but…I can't think of a way to finish that sentence."

When we get our wires crossed I say "Inflammable means flammable?! What a country!" in my best (but bad) Dr. Nick voice.

Because my kids have watched Karate Kid now after viewing the Cobra Kai series, I've re-introduced a phrase my wife never thought was funny 30 years ago, and is slightly annoying. I probably stopped saying it in 1997, so it feels good to welcome it back like an old friend.

After any big hit in football or after a guy gets dunked on, I now yell out, "Get him a body bag! YEAH!"

Any time I'm helping with the computer I will do the SNL skit, might have been Fallon where he yells "MOVE!"

She hates it anytime I quote Seinfeld, which I do often.

Serenity now!
You want to be my latex salesman?
Anytime I say Lloyd Braun or Bob Sacamano in any context.

What upsets her more is anytime I come in the room and she's watching Grey's Anatomy or This Is Us and I ask very sincerely what happened, she explains it, then I laugh hysterically.

She also hates Groundhog Day, so if it's on I make sure she sees it, and remind her it's basically the best romantic comedy that ever been made because he can't get to tomorrow until he makes her fall in love with him.

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She hates it anytime I quote Seinfeld, which I do often.

Serenity now!
You want to be my latex salesman?
Anytime I say Lloyd Braun or Bob Sacamano in any context.

What upsets her more is anytime I come in the room and she's watching Grey's Anatomy or This Is Us and I ask very sincerely what happened, she explains it, then I laugh hysterically.

She also hates Groundhog Day, so if it's on I make sure she sees it, and remind her it's basically the best romantic comedy that ever been made because he can't get to tomorrow until he makes her fall in love with him.

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She never could compete with Lloyd Braun.