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Who is worse, Kevin's parents or his uncle?

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Gigem314
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TXAG 05 said:

hph6203 said:

There are people that think Home Alone 2 is better than Home Alone? That seems inconceivable.


Agreed. In no way is #2 better than the original.
Disagree. What he does to Harry and Marv in 2 always make me laugh harder.
Stupid Sexy Flanders
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Btron
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Carlo4 said:

Anyone else wonder why they weren't eating deep dish in Chicago?

Because it sucks
Claude!
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hph6203 said:

Kevin's uncle is a bum that can't even pay for his own vacation, that picks on a little kid. He undoubtedly is the worst person in the films.
I mean, he's a piece of work, but the worst? Didn't the Wet Bandits almost bite Kevin's fingers off?
Stupid Sexy Flanders
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The worst person in Home Alone? The ignorant shopkeeper that doesn't know if a toothbrush that he carries is approved by the American Dental Association. That's how you lose a customer.
Max Power
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Have they ever said what Kevin's father does for a living? Feels like he's a Chicago mob guy. Takes his entire family out of the city seemingly every Christmas. Shows basically no concern for his kid when left alone, like he's been training him for such an event his whole life. Kevin basically never appears scared for his life, he's enjoying himself. Every trap leads to pain, permanent injury, and brings a smile to his face. Not saying the wet bandits don't deserve it, to both rob a household and flood it deserves retribution. Kevin is sending a message, his father's message. If you come at the McCallister crime family, you best not miss.
Brian Earl Spilner
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Money launderer for the mob. The mom is a fashion designer, hence all the mannequins.
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Brian Earl Spilner said:

Money launderer for the mob. The mom is a fashion designer, hence all the mannequins.


She left her son so many times she's up *****t Creek
Formerly Willy Wonka
hph6203
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After Kevin repeatedly tried to kill them. Uncle robbed the Mccalisters blind and treated Kevin terrible. And they're family.
Brian Earl Spilner
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Head Ninja In Charge
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Friendly reminder that da gawd Joe Pesci blessed us with Goodfellas and Home Alone only two months apart.
Decay
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Head Ninja In Charge said:

Friendly reminder that da gawd Joe Pesci blessed us with Goodfellas and Home Alone only two months apart.

And he managed to sneak in one actual F-Bomb into Home Alone
AustinAg2K
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Max Power said:

Kevin basically never appears scared for his life, he's enjoying himself. Every trap leads to pain, permanent injury, and brings a smile to his face.
I have no doubt that Kevin grew up to be a serial killer. He basically built a murder house to entrap the criminals. Would it surprise anyone to find out that every Christmas Kevin recreates his house of horrors, and tricks bums on the street into the house so he can "play with them." His lack of parental attention, coupled with his desire to inflict pain on others, no doubt will lead to Kevin being one messed up adult.
Whos Juan
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Brian Earl Spilner said:

akaggie05 said:

But Fuller does wet the bed...




Ag 11
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Buzz is an ass
oragator
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Apparently he really is (allegedly).

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10338685/Home-star-Devin-Ratray-arrested-domestic-violence-charges.html
PatriotAg02
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powerbelly said:

YouBet said:


Someone didn't pay attention to the movie.

The phone lines went down when the power went out and they weren't fixed until later in the movie.


Ma Bell can't do miracles ya know!
PatriotAg02
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hph6203 said:

To answer the OP, Kevin's parents aren't that bad of people. They made a mistake and their kid was being a little bratty when they were dealing with a houseful of mooches.

Kevin's uncle is a bum that can't even pay for his own vacation, that picks on a little kid. He undoubtedly is the worst person in the films.


I don't think his parents are bad, I just think they're ****ing idiots
gigemags-99
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Willy Wonka said:

The Debt said:

Kids can go to bed without dinner.

Quit being so spoiled.


Reminded me of something. When my middle son was 4 he was throwing a fit right before dinner. I sent him to bed without dinner. My daughter, who was 6 asked if she could speak with me in private. She said, "Daddy, what you're doing is wrong. He deserves to be punished, but I think you should patiently deal with it and then have dinner with him."

I told her she was right and went upstairs and talked and brought him down.


If a female, regardless of age, asks to speak to you in private you are in big trouble.
TriAg2010
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Brian Earl Spilner said:

akaggie05 said:

But Fuller does wet the bed...





And now he's sending D picks to his own father.
agracer
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YouBet said:


The phones were down from the storm.
DannyDuberstein
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oragator said:

Apparently he really is (allegedly).

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10338685/Home-star-Devin-Ratray-arrested-domestic-violence-charges.html


Well, his girlfriend did give his autograph away for free, so she kind of had it coming.
hph6203
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agracer said:

YouBet said:


The phones were down from the storm.
He calls the police in the midst of his house of terror escapades. The phones were down for a time, but days before Harry and Marv break in they're back up. Harry and Marv figure out that the Mccallisters really did go on vacation while burglarizing one of their neighbors because the dad leaves a message on the neighbors voice machine asking if they can check on Kevin.
aggietony2010
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Kevin avoids the police untl the end because he shoplifted a toothbrush after being frightened by the old man.
CondensedFogAggie
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You know you're an adult when you realize you're more angry at the water damage than anything else marv and harry did combined.

Anyway, I can sort of understand those who think 2 is better than 1. They're basically the exact same movie, you could watch either one first. The hotel employees are funny, but the estranged father in the first movie is more touching.
hph6203
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Fair point, I was just pointing out that the phones did in fact work.
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Language warning
CondensedFogAggie
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PatriotAg02 said:

hph6203 said:

To answer the OP, Kevin's parents aren't that bad of people. They made a mistake and their kid was being a little bratty when they were dealing with a houseful of mooches.

Kevin's uncle is a bum that can't even pay for his own vacation, that picks on a little kid. He undoubtedly is the worst person in the films.


I don't think his parents are bad, I just think they're ****ing idiots

Looking back though, it is touching how hard the mom tried to get back home. Hitchhiking with strangers and all that, begging to trade airline seats.

My memory is fuzzy, but the dad in comparison seemed to be like well if I lose one, we'll just make another one.
Decay
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CondensedFoggyAggie said:

PatriotAg02 said:

hph6203 said:

To answer the OP, Kevin's parents aren't that bad of people. They made a mistake and their kid was being a little bratty when they were dealing with a houseful of mooches.

Kevin's uncle is a bum that can't even pay for his own vacation, that picks on a little kid. He undoubtedly is the worst person in the films.


I don't think his parents are bad, I just think they're ****ing idiots

Looking back though, it is touching how hard the mom tried to get back home. Hitchhiking with strangers and all that, begging to trade airline seats.

My memory is fuzzy, but the dad in comparison seemed to be like well if I lose one, we'll just make another one.

Dad is the rational one, doesn't panic, and gets home a whole minute after Mom does.

There's a lesson to be learned, I'd say.
Proposition Joe
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AustinAg2K said:

Max Power said:

Kevin basically never appears scared for his life, he's enjoying himself. Every trap leads to pain, permanent injury, and brings a smile to his face.
I have no doubt that Kevin grew up to be a serial killer. He basically built a murder house to entrap the criminals. Would it surprise anyone to find out that every Christmas Kevin recreates his house of horrors, and tricks bums on the street into the house so he can "play with them." His lack of parental attention, coupled with his desire to inflict pain on others, no doubt will lead to Kevin being one messed up adult.

Pretty much how the movie "Better Watch Out" goes.
IrishAg
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Brian Earl Spilner said:




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