Is anyone else watching this? I'm on the second episode, holy crap it's crazy. Episode 1 butchering an emu and smoking a massive joint with Joey Diaz and Tom Segura, episode 2 throwing axes with Caitlin Jenner and Nikki Glaser.
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Is anyone else watching this? I'm on the second episode, holy crap it's crazy. Episode 1 butchering an emu and smoking a massive joint with Joey Diaz and Tom Segura, episode 2 throwing axes with Caitlin Jenner and Nikki Glaser.
How the hell is Joey Diaz still alive?
The fattest comedian alive
The first episode is the best IMO.
I do love the cringe worthy episode between Kaley Cuaco and Ms. Pat; watching Joel McHale's reactions were hilarious.
I do love the cringe worthy episode between Kaley Cuaco and Ms. Pat; watching Joel McHale's reactions were hilarious.
CW Griswold said:
The fattest comedian alive
Burt is fat, racist, smells like ****, and ****s dogs.
Put on a good show in Houston last night.
No idea. Dude seems to have stories for years about the **** he used to do as a kid and a young adult. I think even he has admitted he should've been dead long agoYelnick McWawa said:
How the hell is Joey Diaz still alive?
I watched it all yesterday. It was great. Saw Bert a year ago and he's hilarious. This was a great environment with friends.
Never heard of this guy
I find the first and second episode amusing.
I do hope I don't keep seeing his ass though.
I find the first and second episode amusing.
I do hope I don't keep seeing his ass though.
His stand up is really good.
And you will definitely see more of him than you want to!
And you will definitely see more of him than you want to!
Yepabileneag09 said:
His stand up is really good.
And you will definitely see more of him than you want to!
I didn't think his newest stuff was as funny as his old stuff...but honestly...His Machine bit is one of the greatest stories ever.
Tanya 93 said:
Never heard of this guy
I find the first and second episode amusing.
I do hope I don't keep seeing his ass though.
Make sure to find his standup where he talks about taking a Russian class at Florida State. Searching The Machine should work. That's all I'm going to say....
Holy *****Carlo4 said:Tanya 93 said:
Never heard of this guy
I find the first and second episode amusing.
I do hope I don't keep seeing his ass though.
Make sure to find his standup where he talks about taking a Russian class at Florida State. Searching The Machine should work. That's all I'm going to say....
I am crying from this
Tanya 93 said:
Never heard of this guy
I find the first and second episode amusing.
I do hope I don't keep seeing his ass though.
You ever seen (or just heard about) "Van Wilder", the National Lampoon movie starring Ryan Reynolds?
Thst character/movie was literally based on Bert and his time at Florida State.
He's so great. Saw him live last year at the Kaaboo festival. He has some full standup routines on Netflix too. Loved The Cabin.
Bullseye!
Coffee
Ice bath
Ms Pat
So much good stuff.
Bullseye!
Coffee
Ice bath
Ms Pat
So much good stuff.
I have seen Van WilderYelnick McWawa said:Tanya 93 said:
Never heard of this guy
I find the first and second episode amusing.
I do hope I don't keep seeing his ass though.
You ever seen (or just heard about) "Van Wilder", the National Lampoon movie starring Ryan Reynolds?
Thst character/movie was literally based on Bert and his time at Florida State.
That is really funny to know
If even half that story is true, it is one of the funniest, most amazing stories I have heard.
F*** that b****. This is Russia.
F*** that b****. This is Russia.
**** that *****...this is Russia!Tanya 93 said:Holy *****Carlo4 said:Tanya 93 said:
Never heard of this guy
I find the first and second episode amusing.
I do hope I don't keep seeing his ass though.
Make sure to find his standup where he talks about taking a Russian class at Florida State. Searching The Machine should work. That's all I'm going to say....
I am crying from this
Damn near peed myself during those 3 Netflix stand-ups
Ms Kay had me cracking up
"Do you know what they say about Romania?"
"Yeah Lettuce"
Moves the rain stick
"I thought that ***** was frying bacon!"
"Do you know what they say about Romania?"
"Yeah Lettuce"
Moves the rain stick
"I thought that ***** was frying bacon!"
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/bert-kreischer-the-undergraduate-240847/Tanya 93 said:I have seen Van WilderYelnick McWawa said:Tanya 93 said:
Never heard of this guy
I find the first and second episode amusing.
I do hope I don't keep seeing his ass though.
You ever seen (or just heard about) "Van Wilder", the National Lampoon movie starring Ryan Reynolds?
Thst character/movie was literally based on Bert and his time at Florida State.
That is really funny to know
I prefer my coffee to not know his father...
Bert is awesome, have watched his standup multiple times on netflix when I want a good laugh. He's a great storyteller and the way he ties in his quirky family is genius.
Bert is awesome, have watched his standup multiple times on netflix when I want a good laugh. He's a great storyteller and the way he ties in his quirky family is genius.
the safe word act had me crying it was so funny
Bert came to Houston over the weekend and was amazing. He called his wife from stage because he felt we, the audience in our cars at the drive in, didn't believe him about a story.
Also, the Russia story is 100% true. The kids on the trip with him have confirmed it on social media. They've even posted pics.
The Donnell Rawlings/Bobby Lee episode might be one of the funniest things I've ever watched.
Donnell was like "oh hell no you mother f-ckers" for that entire dayRanger #007 said:
The Donnell Rawlings/Bobby Lee episode might be one of the funniest things I've ever watched.
"pikachu with diabetes"
John Matrix said:CW Griswold said:
The fattest comedian alive
Burt is fat, racist, smells like ****, and ****s dogs.
He's going to die relatively soon with his steady diet of half gallons of koolaid, uncrustables, and "workout" wine.
Wish 2B1C was Tom and Sickle Cell.
Keep 'em high and tight, mommies. Remember to follow proto.
Humorous Username said:John Matrix said:CW Griswold said:
The fattest comedian alive
Burt is fat, racist, smells like ****, and ****s dogs.
He's going to die relatively soon with his steady diet of half gallons of koolaid, uncrustables, and "workout" wine.
Wish 2B1C was Tom and Sickle Cell.
Keep 'em high and tight, mommies. Remember to follow proto.
I like that.
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What's up there chomo! Keep Feathering it brother.Quote:
Keep 'em high and tight, mommies. Remember to follow proto.
That's how we do it at the Falcon Car Wash
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CW Griswold said:Humorous Username said:John Matrix said:CW Griswold said:
The fattest comedian alive
Burt is fat, racist, smells like ****, and ****s dogs.
He's going to die relatively soon with his steady diet of half gallons of koolaid, uncrustables, and "workout" wine.
Wish 2B1C was Tom and Sickle Cell.
Keep 'em high and tight, mommies. Remember to follow proto.
I like that.
Tell us where the bodies are, Garth!
TexjbA&M said:What's up there chomo! Keep Feathering it brother.Quote:
Keep 'em high and tight, mommies. Remember to follow proto.
May the world's best C.I. / Double Agent Rest In Proto.
HalifaxAg said:**** that *****...this is Russia!Tanya 93 said:Holy *****Carlo4 said:Tanya 93 said:
Never heard of this guy
I find the first and second episode amusing.
I do hope I don't keep seeing his ass though.
Make sure to find his standup where he talks about taking a Russian class at Florida State. Searching The Machine should work. That's all I'm going to say....
I am crying from this
Damn near peed myself during those 3 Netflix stand-ups
4 jokes is all it took