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The ultimate "remake nobody asked for"?

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jkag89
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Cinco Ranch Aggie said:

The Day The Earth Stood Still.

The original is a science fiction classic with the phrase, "Klaatu barada nikto" even serving as the source for names of characters in Jabba's palace in Return of the Jedi.

They re-imagined the remake to serve their global warming garbage, whereas the original focused on an anti-nuclear idea.
Truly awful remake. On the other hand, Hollywood has had a pretty good record in successfully remaking '50s Sci Fi/Creature Features; The Thing, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, The Fly. Little Shop of Horrors.
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Furlock Bones said:

this could have been decent. but, like many, many action movies these days, the action and cgi has completely replaced the script.


This is the most spot on comment I think I've ever seen on this board.
The Debt
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Aggie4242 said:

Red Dawn is near the top of my list, just because the plot of the remake is so absurd (not that the plot of the original is great, but it is much more reasonable then the remake).

I think the worst remake is Point Break. The 2015 version didn't have a story and the action scenes weren't worth watching.

Also, the 2014 version of Robocop was terrible.

The original Red Dawn was hated by Hollywood btw. Got the creator blacklisted.
GoAgs92
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Any pink panther movie without Peter Seller....

That's right Steve Martin and Blossom's dad...you both sucked.
EMY92
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jm94 said:

MGS said:

All female Ghostbusters?
That wasn't for you. My daughter loves that version.
That brings the total in the country that love it to 107.
Cinco Ranch Aggie
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jkag89 said:

Cinco Ranch Aggie said:

The Day The Earth Stood Still.

The original is a science fiction classic with the phrase, "Klaatu barada nikto" even serving as the source for names of characters in Jabba's palace in Return of the Jedi.

They re-imagined the remake to serve their global warming garbage, whereas the original focused on an anti-nuclear idea.
Truly awful remake. On the other hand, Hollywood has had a pretty good record in successfully remaking '50s Sci Fi/Creature Features; The Thing, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, The Fly. Little Shop of Horrors.
Agreed. All of those are considered better than the originals, even.
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The Debt said:

Aggie4242 said:

Red Dawn is near the top of my list, just because the plot of the remake is so absurd (not that the plot of the original is great, but it is much more reasonable then the remake).

I think the worst remake is Point Break. The 2015 version didn't have a story and the action scenes weren't worth watching.

Also, the 2014 version of Robocop was terrible.

The original Red Dawn was hated by Hollywood btw. Got the creator blacklisted.


I am completely ok with that. I loved the original and I remember being incredibly excited about the remake. Then I watched it and thought it was the worst movie I have ever seen. How do they kill Thor halfway through it?

I shouldn't be this enraged by it, but I am.
MW03
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The Debt said:

Aggie4242 said:

Red Dawn is near the top of my list, just because the plot of the remake is so absurd (not that the plot of the original is great, but it is much more reasonable then the remake).

I think the worst remake is Point Break. The 2015 version didn't have a story and the action scenes weren't worth watching.

Also, the 2014 version of Robocop was terrible.

The original Red Dawn was hated by Hollywood btw. Got the creator blacklisted.


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