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Favorite Lines from King of the Hill

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jrod2181
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7:00a, 3/20/20
I doubt this will be as popuar as The Office thread.

BOBBY: Irving's looking good this year, huh, Dad?
HANK: Yep. I'm giving him a A minus.
BOBBY: I'm giving him a B plus. That gives him some room to improve.
HANK: Good thinking, son.
BOBBY: And I'm giving Troy Aikman a B plus too.
HANK: That's not funny, Bobby.
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tx1c
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7:02a, 3/20/20
I haven't watched a whole lot, but this one sticks with me


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Definitely Not A Cop
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7:07a, 3/20/20
Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn instead?
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TXAG 05
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7:07a, 3/20/20
"An F in English? Bobby you speak English"
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Jackal99
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7:33a, 3/20/20
What a crime! If you are not a hungry man, Luanne, you shouldn't be taking on the Hungry Man Dinner!
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7:50a, 3/20/20
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Claude!
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7:52a, 3/20/20
That's my purse!
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citizenkane06
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8:03a, 3/20/20
After Bobby gets caught drinking a beer:
Bobby: "It was just a sip! I didn't even like it!"
Hank: "Well now you're just trying to make me mad."

"Now don't go blaming the beer."

And pretty much every line from the episode where Kahn Jr. becomes a woman while staying at the Hill's.
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watty
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8:04a, 3/20/20
"Bobby, if you weren't my son, I'd hug you."

I don't even watch the show but I've seen threads like this before and that line absolutely cracks me up.
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Duncan Idaho
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8:05a, 3/20/20
Can't you see, you aren't making Christianity better, you're just making rock and roll worse.
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citizenkane06
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8:22a, 3/20/20
Well, actually Bobby, I already have built you a trophy shelf. Yep, started it right after you were born.. and then.. well, you know...
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9:01a, 3/20/20
So are you Chinese or Japanese.

Don't remember the line, but the flashback of them in high school where they pranked the groundskeeper by mowing the football field before he could
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chipotle
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9:06a, 3/20/20
It tastes like turtles

There's some milk in the fridge about to go bad.....and there it goes.

That's my Purse!
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9:07a, 3/20/20
I can make a bomb using only a toilet paper roll and a stick of dynamite Dale Gribble
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Jackal99
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9:16a, 3/20/20
"Well I need a window seat, because this flower is wiltin'."

"I do believe I'll give room service a jangle and have them send up some etoufee."

The Louisiana episode has to be one of the best ever.
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TheDraw
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11:35a, 3/20/20
Not a quote but cosplay at a con.


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Tony Franklins Other Shoe
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11:51a, 3/20/20
Basically, any time Peggy tried to speak spanish.
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12:17p, 3/20/20
There better be a naked cheerleader under your bed...
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uujm
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12:52p, 3/20/20
Hank: But Carl, shop is the foundation of all learning. And I'll tell you what, a youngster with a tool in both hands has no hands left to do drugs.
Principal Moss: They'll just put the tools down if they want to do the drugs bad enough.
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Woomfy
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1:31p, 3/20/20
Pocket Sand!!
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TXAG 05
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1:39p, 3/20/20
"Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking."
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Punked Shank
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2:07p, 3/20/20
"Dangolhankisalwaysthinkinandolbobbyabsvnnshdbdh"

Ol boomhauer man
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2:24p, 3/20/20
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2:38p, 3/20/20
If they ever did a live version of this show, I would think Blake Shelton would make a perfect Hank
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uujm
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3:01p, 3/20/20
Bill: You know I had a picture of a clown above my bed growing up, I thought it was God for the longest time.
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Mayor West
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In reply to mazag08 • 3:02p, 3/20/20
mazag08 said:
If they ever did a live version of this show, I would think Blake Shelton would make a perfect Hank

Matthew McConaughey As Boomhauer
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agfan2013
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3:55p, 3/20/20
Hank: Yep, these are medium rare.
Bobby: What if somebody wants theirs well done?
Hank: We ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave.
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West Texan
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4:25p, 3/20/20
"I caught more fish today than I did in the 80s. And those were the Reagan years".

Hank while using crack as fish bait.
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Duncan Idaho
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In reply to LawHall88 • 4:26p, 3/20/20
LawHall88 said:

Thanks. I really needed that
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5:47p, 3/20/20
"Good Hank"
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In reply to Claude! • 6:34p, 3/20/20
Claude! said:
That's my purse!


I don't know you!

That episode had me laughing/crying, especially when he kicked Hank.
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citizenkane06
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In reply to AtlAg05 • 6:44p, 3/20/20
My favorite line in that great episode is after Bobby kicks Peggy and she says "You will notice that I have no testicles." Kahn Sr. is snooping over the fence and yells "She bluffing!"
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In reply to Daveintx • 10:06p, 3/20/20
That's Kahn. He's Japanese.
No he ain't. He's Laotian. Ain't you mr Kahn?

Them's the keys to Cadillac Car. Don't let the wife on it unless she's on a bag in the trunk!

Cotton hill



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10:24p, 3/20/20
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10:57p, 3/20/20
"Dang it Bobby!"
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