"He's ass my dude"

From the movie Punk QB.

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"He's ass my dude"

From the movie Punk QB.

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Good job almost killing the joke

"What? The curtains?"

I use this whenever someone tries to show me something outside the window.

That's grade A, top choice meat.

"Start down low with a 350 cube, three and a quarter horsepower, 4-speed, 4:10 gears, ten coats of competition orange, hand-rubbed lacquer with a huplane manifold, full F'ing race cams!" - Todd Parker

Call: Pedro Flores is dead.
Gus: Dead. What'd he do, choke on a pepper?

"I guess that old lady didn't teach you how to fly after all."

From "Stripes", the getting to know each other scene...

Scooter: "I figured I'd join the army before I got drafted."
(Everyone looking around a bit confused)

Sgt Hulka: "Uh son...there ain't no draft no more."

Scooter: "There was one?"

I use that as a quick reply all the time and only 1 person I've ever known got it without explanation

Only because it was on tv last night:

"And these guys, despite being cops, are real sweethearts."

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"Stefania, mother and woman, you're 53 with a life in tatters like the rest of us. Instead of acting superior and treating us with contempt, you should look at us with affection. We're all on the brink of despair, all we can do is look each other in the face, keep each other company, joke a little...Don't you agree?"

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From Great Beauty after he deconstructs her successes.

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"You're trailing off...and did I catch a 'niner' in there? Were you on a walkie-talkie?"

Oh I get it. French class.
They're not stolen. They're put away.
Where did who go?

Kelly: Well Oddball, what do you think?
Oddball: It's a wasted trip baby. Nobody said nothing about locking horns with no Tigers.
Big Joe: Hey look, you just keep them Tigers busy and we'll take care of the rest.
Oddball: The only way I got to keep them Tigers busy is to LET THEM SHOOT HOLES IN ME!
Crapgame: Hey, Oddball, this is your hour of glory. And you're chickening out!
Oddball: To a New Yorker like you, a hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three Tigers.
Kelly: Nobody's asking you to be a hero.
Oddball: No? Then YOU sit up in that turret baby.
Kelly: No, because you're gonna be up there, baby, and I'll be right outside showing you which way to go.
Oddball: Yeah?
Kelly: Yeah.
Oddball: Crazy... I mean like, so many positive waves... maybe we can't lose, you're on!

"You been using dogs*** for toothpaste, Mullet?"