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Brian Earl Spilner
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2:08p, 9/4/15
And I french kiss.

So, everyone does that.

Yeah but daddy says I'm the best at it.
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MSFC Aggie
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2:23p, 9/4/15
"Hudson! This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training."

"Why don't you put her in charge?"
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The Debt
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2:51p, 9/4/15

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NColoradoAG
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2:52p, 9/4/15
So many from Heat

Who? Who? What are you, a ****ing owl?

I'm angry. I'm very angry, Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa, in her ex-husband's dead-tech, post-modernistic bull**** house if you want to. But you do not get to watch MY ****ING TELEVISION SET!

Get killed walking your doggie!
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NColoradoAG
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2:53p, 9/4/15
See if they have any frozen bananas....foster
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gigemags-99
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2:59p, 9/4/15
"And thennnn...?"
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Bullmoose
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3:53p, 9/4/15
**** you!
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BustUpAChiffarobe
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4:17p, 9/4/15
Buck Laughlin: Excuse me if this off the subject a little bit, but just take a guess at how much I can bench press. Come on, what do you think? Take a guess. 315 pounds, at the top of my game, maxing out at 500!

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Lonestar06
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6:40p, 9/4/15
That's a negative Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.
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TAZ99
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6:42p, 9/4/15
That was just an innocent window and you saw what I did to that! I don't think you know who you're dealing with!
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Lonestar06
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6:54p, 9/4/15
Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of...me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.
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Fairview
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2:00a, 9/6/15
Only memorable because of the worlds worst dubbing.

"Mommy can I play in the basement with Yorku?"

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Definitely Not A Cop
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2:05a, 9/6/15
Pretty much all of dodgeball; that might be the most quotable movie ever made. Every single line of dialogue is a joke.

But my favorite is from Superbad. "What, now I got to sit here and eat lunch alone like I'm Stephen f'ing Glansberg?"
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G.I.Bro
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5:03a, 9/6/15
Was it Kierkegaard or Dick Van Patten who said 'If you label me, you negate me'?
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captkirk
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1:16p, 9/6/15
Dex: Doing stuff is overrated. Like Hitler. He did a lot. But don't we all wish he woulda just stayed home and gotten stoned?

Syd: Oh, I see. So you're only options are to get stoned or commit genocide?
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PatAg
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In reply to The Debt • 1:42p, 9/6/15
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Mostly..

Yes, excellent call, that's fun to use randomly
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curry97
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5:23p, 9/6/15
Nice place for a pearl necklace. Clark Griswold
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LeonardSkinner
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10:13p, 9/6/15
"If you have something to say, right now's a perfect time to keep it to yourself."

Chester Phillips, Captain America
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Know Your Enemy
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9:00a, 9/7/15
"Hey, wanna make $14 the hard way?"

Al Czervik - Caddyshack
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Goldie Wilson
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9:58a, 9/7/15
What so I gotta sit here and eat dessert alone like I'm ****ing Steven Glansberg
-Superbad
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YouBet
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10:51a, 9/7/15
Stephen: The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're ****ed.



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chipotle
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4:15p, 9/7/15
Your mom's dead, your brother's dead, the fat chick at Dairy Queen... dead.
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Tanya 93
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4:28p, 9/7/15
**** me gently with a chainsaw.

I gave her my heart...and she gave me a pen.
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PatAg
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In reply to YouBet • 7:29p, 9/7/15
Aye, it's moine!
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Ag 11
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7:52p, 9/7/15
Oh. Johnny I apologize, I forgot you were there. You may go now.
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Ag 11
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7:54p, 9/7/15
I have not yet begun to defile myself
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BigBrother
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10:10p, 9/7/15
And then, she threw me out of her life. She thought I was a creep, thought I was a geek, and she probably wasn't the first.

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gigemags-99
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1:07a, 9/8/15
"But you can't be any geek off the street, gotta be handy with the steel, if you know what I mean, earn your keep."
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chipotle
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9:43a, 9/8/15
Priest: Did you want confession?

El Mariachi: Heh? Well, maybe later, Father. 'Cause where I am going, I'd just have to come right back.


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WALTON LOADS!
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5:07p, 9/8/15
I bet she gives great helmet.
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Old School Brother
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In reply to GCRanger • 11:20a, 9/9/15
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"Don't forget to get some cleaning products." Brad Pitt as Floyd the stoner roommate in True Romance

"Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?" - Val Kilmer as Chris Knight in Real Genius
Why am I the only one who has that dream?
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maldivesag
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12:09p, 9/9/15
There's not points for second place.

Take me to bed or loose me forever

I have the need....the need for speed

Hit the brakes and he will fly right by

This is what I call a target rich environment

You can be my wingman anytime

Time to buzz the tower

Your ego is writing checks your body cant cash

TOP GUN
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MSFC Aggie
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12:57p, 9/9/15
"Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms"
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MW03
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1:59p, 9/9/15
I think that I quote Ike Clanton at least once a week:

-Don't you ever try to manhandle a Cowboy, 'cause we'll cut your ******* pimp's heart out. Understand me, pimp?

-Yeah well I hope you die.

-I don't take no mouth from no bartenders, neither.

-Give somebody a rap on the beezer, get some respect round here.

-I'll see you soon.
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Blanco Jimenez
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In reply to MW03 • 2:53p, 9/9/15
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I think that I quote Ike Clanton at least once a week:

-Don't you ever try to manhandle a Cowboy, 'cause we'll cut your ******* pimp's heart out. Understand me, pimp?

-Yeah well I hope you die.

-I don't take no mouth from no bartenders, neither.

-Give somebody a rap on the beezer, get some respect round here.

-I'll see you soon.
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