^ That might be the most interesting first TexAgs post I've ever seen

I never see anyone mention "Brother from Another Series" when Sideshow Bob and his Brother build the Springfield Dam. There were some great quotes in that one. One of my favorites

the one where homer eats the guatemalan insanity pepper and goes on a spirit voyage to find out who his soul mate really is. in the end, he realizes it's been marge all along. hits me right in the feels.

Cmon, Marge. Less artsy, more fartsy!

All the Sideshow Bob episodes are great. I like Black Widower:

quote:

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Sideshow Bob: Ah, Mr. Simpson, you're forgetting the first two noble truths of the Buddha.
Homer: I am not!

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Bart & Lisa: AAAAAAHHHHHH! SIDESHOW BOB!
Sideshow Bob: Please, it's just Bob now.
Bart & Lisa: AAAAAAHHHHHH! BOB!

Lisa the Vegetarian--so many great lines:

Lisa: Dad! Can't you have some other type of party, one where you don't serve meat?

Homer: All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'. I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.
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Homer: I understand honey. I used to believe in things when I was a kid.

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Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Ham?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Pork chops?

Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.

Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
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Principal Skinner: Uh oh. Two independent thought alarms in one day. The students are overstimulated. Willie! Remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms.

Groundskeeper Willie: I warned ya! Didn't I warn ya? That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself.

Home the Vigilante:

Homer: Look buddy, your car was upside down when I got there, and as for your grandma, well she shouldn't have mouthed off like that.


And I can't remember the episode, but it involved the Simpsons seeking legal help from Lionel Hutz:

Hutz: Uh oh, we drew Judge Snyder

Marge: Is that bad?

Hutz: He's kind of had it out for me since I kind of ran over his dog.

Marge: You did?

Hutz: Well, replace the words kind of with repeatedly, and the word dog with son...

you're all stupid. Hank Scorpio or GTFO.

How has no mentioned Homer going into space? One of the all time greats!

You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!

Grrrr! Inanimate huh!? I'll show HIM INANIMATE!!!! GRAHHHHHHHH!!!!

Oh my God! We've been beaten by......a Connie Chung Christmas!

Hello. Is this President Clinton? I figured if anyone knew where to get some tang, it'd be you. Shutup!!!