"I was born a poor black child."

What came first, the music or the misery? - High Fidelity

Are you watching closely? - The Prestige

I been pumping p***y since Christ was a corporal. I can tell you, the best damned po****ng I ever paid for was in Da Nang. The girls were checked out daily. And we got ourself laid in a safe, orderly, proficient, military manner. That is until some suckhead writes home mama and says he dipped his wick in the Republic of South Vietnam. Then the s**t hits the fan. A committee of congressmen who a** hole to a** hole who couldn't make a beer fart in a whirlwind, start telling your basic-a**-in-the-grass, Marine " No more short time ". We responded in true Marine Corps fashion. We salute, do an about face, double time back to the boom-boom garbage dump where we get the clap, and the drip, and the crabs and a generally poor attitude towards the female of the species. War is hell, boy. That's a fact!

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Hey! Hey!

Yeah, you. Get up.

What are you, retarded? Get off the ****ing car.

Hey, dickless, get off the ****ing car!

Hey, ****-suck, get your slippery ****in' ass off the car!

Listen to me. Get off the ****ing car with your ****ing ass!

Shut that ****'s mouth, or I'll come over and ****-start her head.

Do something. Go on.

You're gonna wish you never got up this morning,

cos my boyfriend's gonna **** you up.

And after that, while he's ****ing up your ****in' gay uncle,

I'm gonna ****ing cut off your cock

and mail it to your mother, you ***got.

Gaylord ****in' *****.

How do you like that? You like that a lot?

You ****ing ***got. You like to ass-****?

Fontanella ****in' baby head ****? Go ahead.

You like to **** baby heads? You like to **** boys?

He's gonna **** you in the ass! He's not even gay but he'll do it...

Honey...

She's got a big mouth, it's true.

I'm gonna whip you silly, and I'm gonna **** you stupid.

You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours.

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As far back as I can remember, I wanted to be a gangster

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In my family, there was no clear line between religion and fly fishing.

Nice one, 76.

You shall not pass.

Gandalf!

You shall not pass!

Fly you fools!

Nooooooo!

Lotr: Two towers.

Technically counts. Good call.

When I stepped out into the bright sunlight from the darkness of the movie house, I had only two things on my mind: Paul Newman and a ride home...

Some GREAT ****ing movies in this thread!

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There's an old joke: Two elderly women are at a Catskill Mountain resort. And one of 'em says: 'Boy, the food in this place is really terrible.' The other one says: 'Yeah, I know. And such small portions.' Well, that's essentially how I feel about life. Full of loneliness and misery and suffering and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.

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I saw this one again recently . . .

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Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family, Choose a ****ing big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchased in a range of ****ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sittin' on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rottin' away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed-up brats that you've spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

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damn, no one?

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I believe in America. America has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in the American fashion. I gave her freedom, but I taught her never to dishonor her family. She found a boyfriend, not an Italian. She went to the movies with him. She stayed out late. I didn't protest. Two months ago he took her for a drive, with another boy friend. They made her drink whiskey and then they tried to take advantage of her. She resisted. She kept her honor. So they beat her. Like an animal. When I went to the hospital her nose was broken. Her jaw was shattered, held together by wire. She couldn't even weep because of the pain. But I wept. Why did I weep? She was the light of my life. A beautiful girl. Now she will never be beautiful again. Sorry...I went to the police, like a good American. These two boys were brought to trial. The judge sentenced them to three years in prison, and suspended the sentence. Suspended sentence! They went free that very day! I stood in the courtroom like a fool, and those two *******s, they smiled at me. Then I said to my wife, "For justice, we must go to Don Corleone."

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When I stepped out into the bright sunlight from the darkness of the movie house, I had only two things on my mind: Paul Newman and a ride home...

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I was going to post this one.

We had books on tape in the library at my intermediate school, and when the weather was bad, we would go to the library in the morning instead of standing outside, and we would sit with six sets of headphones plugged into the multi-jack thing and listen to The Outsiders.

It was pretty cool when they finally made a movie out of it.

Looks like the boundaries are really being stretched for favorite "opening line". More like favorite opening few paragraphs.

i think if it's a monologue, it counts as the opening line.

but, fine.

"I believe in America"

"I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me. Years ago we had the church. That was only a way of saying - we had each other. The Knights of Columbus were real head-breakers; true guineas. They took over their piece of the city. Twenty years after an Irishman couldn't get a f--king job, we had the presidency. May he rest in peace. That's what the n-----s don't realize. If I got one thing against the black chappies, it's this - no one gives it to you. You have to take it."

The Departed (2006)

Please don't stop the...

The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

"Greetings, my friends! We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.”

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Some GREAT ****ing movies in this thread!
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There's an old joke: Two elderly women are at a Catskill Mountain resort. And one of 'em says: 'Boy, the food in this place is really terrible.' The other one says: 'Yeah, I know. And such small portions.' Well, that's essentially how I feel about life. Full of loneliness and misery and suffering and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.

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I meant to post that. I also like Manhattan:

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‘Chapter One. He adored New York City. He idolized it all out of proportion.’ Uh, no, make that: ‘He-he… romanticized it all out of proportion. Now… to him… no matter what the season was, this was still a town that existed in black and white and pulsated to the great tunes of George Gershwin.’ Ahhh, now let me start this over… “

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"WE WERE SOMEWHERE AROUND BARSTOW ON THE EDGE OF THE DESERT WHEN THE DRUGS BEGAN TO TAKE HOLD."

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was going to put this, but someone already beat me to it.

Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me

"Say, any of you boys smithies? Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderin'?"

O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)

I have two guns...one for each of you

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"WE WERE SOMEWHERE AROUND BARSTOW ON THE EDGE OF THE DESERT WHEN THE DRUGS BEGAN TO TAKE HOLD."

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was going to put this, but someone already beat me to it.

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as someone who has driven the desert route between LA and Vegas, drugs are the only way to make that driver interesting.

i dont think maca understands the game

How you doing Keaton?

I can't feel my legs...Keyser.

Ready?

What time is it?

Twelve-thirty.

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i dont think maca understands the game

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I understand, just had to throw in some good ones from Tombstone

Marmeluke...came here to post the Godfather. Nicely done.

first line:
Just a matter of time, I suppose.

second line:
Rorschach's Journal: October 12th, 1985. Tonight, a comedian died in New York.

friekin love the beginning of this

joker...solid

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I understand, just had to throw in some good ones from Tombstone

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Not just lines, maca, OPENING lines.

Now I want you to remember that no ******* ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb ******* die for his country.

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Steve Austin, astronaut. A man barely alive.

"Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Better...stronger...faster.

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