Purple fruit tastes like .... burning
Oh BOY! SLEEP! That's where I get to be a viking!
I choo-choo-Choose you.
Oh BOY! SLEEP! That's where I get to be a viking!
I choo-choo-Choose you.
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Favorite Ralph Wiggam quote?
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"Mr. Skinner and Mrs. Crabaappel were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and one of the babies looked at me...."
"And over here is where I say the leprechaun........He told me to burn things."
and my favorite:
"I bent my Wookie!"
"I bent my Wookie!"
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That's the best, but here are some others:
"Sleep, that's when I'm a viking!"
"Why do people run away from me?" pees his pants
[This message has been edited by Bacon (edited 11/14/2002 4:53p).]
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That's the best, but here are some others:
"Sleep, that's when I'm a viking!"
"Why do people run away from me?" pees his pants
[This message has been edited by Bacon (edited 11/14/2002 4:53p).]
Me fail English? That's unpossible.
"Dying hurts."
I live in a drawer.
I gotta go with BMX... Me fail english, thats unpossible...hahaha
"The doctor says i wont get as many nosebleeds if i just kept my finger outta there"
"The doctor says i wont get as many nosebleeds if i just kept my finger outta there"
and when the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life
"Tastes like....burning."
"Uncommon valor was a common virtue"
"Uncommon valor was a common virtue"
After eating Tomacco:
"Tastes like grandma's kisses."
"Tastes like grandma's kisses."
"I live in a drawer" was the bald bully's kid.
doctor says i wouldnt have as many nosebleeds if i just kept my finger out of there!
you choo choo choose me?
you choo choo choose me?
Supernintendo Chalmers
"Daddy says I'm this close from sleeping in the yard."
Ralph: "Ahhhhh! She's touching my special area."
Marge: "Ralph, I'm touching your shoulder."
"I'm Idaho!"
Pretty much anytime he opens his mouth.
Ralph: "Ahhhhh! She's touching my special area."
Marge: "Ralph, I'm touching your shoulder."
"I'm Idaho!"
Pretty much anytime he opens his mouth.
"my glue tastes like paste"
I'm Idaho
My Cats Breath Smells like Cat Food
I can't believe I used to go out with you
When I Graduate, I'm going to Bovine University.
I can't believe I used to go out with you
When I Graduate, I'm going to Bovine University.
RALPH: Miss Hoover?
MISS HOOVER: Yes Ralph what is it?
RALPH: My worm went in my mouth and I then ate it, can I have another one?
MISS HOOVER: No Ralph, there aren't anymore. Just try to sleep while the other children are learning
RALPH: Oh boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!
MISS HOOVER: Yes Ralph what is it?
RALPH: My worm went in my mouth and I then ate it, can I have another one?
MISS HOOVER: No Ralph, there aren't anymore. Just try to sleep while the other children are learning
RALPH: Oh boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!
"This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed in the deep end."
And the doctor said I had two lazy eyes, and that's why it was the best summer ever.
Ralph: Daddy, that man (Homer) has bosoms like Mommy does!
Chief Wiggum: Heh, I wish.
Chief Wiggum: Heh, I wish.
"Go banana!"
In the episode where they are holding auditions for the superhero's sidekick. Ralph is next in line and the lunch lady is working the door to the audition room:
Ralph (to lunch lady): What's for lunch?
Auditioner: NEXT!!
Ralph: Chicken necks!!??
Ralph (to lunch lady): What's for lunch?
Auditioner: NEXT!!
Ralph: Chicken necks!!??
Lord of the Flies episode:
The group is chasing Milhouse, Bart and Lisa. They all put on their war paint, chanting like Indians: Ralph pops up and chants: Meow! with his face painted like a cat.
The group is chasing Milhouse, Bart and Lisa. They all put on their war paint, chanting like Indians: Ralph pops up and chants: Meow! with his face painted like a cat.